Axel the Easter Bunny in: The Rabbit Test!
By Axel Ingleson
"It's really very nice of you to play Easter Bunny this time, Axel," Luxord said, as he shuffled the deck of cards he held in his hands. "What with Demyx being under the weather and all."
"I really wish he'd get better soon," Axel admitted. "He's much better at this bunny stuff than I am. His personality is much better suited to it, too."
"I couldn't agree more," Luxord nodded. "Still, we all must accept whatever cards life deals us."
"So, any idea what Demyx has come down with?" Axel inquired, hoping it was a twelve hour bug that would have Demyx back in the bunny suit by the next morning.
"Only the symptoms: nausea early in the day, fainting spells, and weird food cravings." Luxord described. "Axel?"
Axel stood there, frozen for a second, then immediately keeled over sideways.
A moment later, Demyx walked in. He looked down at the stunned Axel-bunny, then at Luxord.
"What happened?" Demyx asked.
"I told him your symptoms," Luxord explained.
"And…?"
"And if that's any indication," Luxord motioned toward Axel with his thumb, "I'd say you're pregnant."