All Skylanders belong to Activision
Flower (the camera weasel) belongs to me
The studio lights flick on to revel two Skylanders, seemingly bickering as the audience watch in amusement.
"I still can't believe I've got to do this! Who's idea was it to pair me with you?" The first,
an undead Skylander with large boxing gloves sat on a dark blue chair with his arms crossed, his back facing his co-host.
"Come on buddy, it could be worse!" The second, a water Skylander with crystals on his head and wrists tried to cheer his partner up, but it was failing miserably.
"Bah! You'll all hear from my lawyer."
"Guys! We've started!" A female weasel called from behind a video camera.
"All right!" The water Skylander flashed an exited smile and turned to face the audience. "Welcome to the Freeze Blade and Night Shift Show! Where we uncover the Skylanders biggest secrets and cause general mayhem and madness."
"That is not what we do!" Night Shift shot the ice cat an annoyed look and turned to face the audience with more dignity than the water Skylander could ever muster.
"Welcome everyone to the Night Shift and Freeze Blade show, join us as we interview Skyland's biggest heroes and learn the secrets behind their success. I, Night Shift, will be your host along with my co-host, Freeze Blade."
"I thought I was the host and you were the co-host!" whined Freeze Blade. Night Shift raised an eyebrow.
"Didn't you read the script?"
"No," he admitted.
The undead Skylander Facepalmed, muttering something about being surrounded by idiots.
"If we can get started now, I would like to welcome our first guest. Ladies, Gentlemen and Freeze Blade, put your paws together for the hottest dragon in Skylands, Spyro!"
To grate applause, Spyro flew into the studio as the song Burn played in the background.
Freeze Blade sniggered, "Did you just call him hot?"
The purple dragon did one lap of the studio, diving down to high five audience members before gracefully landing on a chair opposite the hosts.
"Welcome to the show Spyro, got anything to say to the people watching?" Night Shift asked.
"The only thing I can say is that I'm all fired up!" Spyro posed as many fangirl screams cam from the audience.
"That's great dragon boy, but there is one thing we all want to know," Freeze Blade leaned in, "What kind of relationship do you have with Cynder?"
The studio went silent as everyone's eyes were fixed on Spyro.
"Well..." He began, "We are pretty good friends, I like to hang out with her. I respect how she managed to get over her dark past to become a Skylander, I know I wouldn't want to meet her in battle."
"So... just friends?" Pressed Freeze Blade.
"Yep, just friends."
"Spyro!" A vicious shriek was heard from backstage.
The purple dragon screwed his eye's shut. "Please, not now..."
"What is that? A banshee?" Night Shift looked to Freeze Blade but the ice cat only gave a confused shrug.
"Spyro!" Lightning flashed across the studio as a purple dragoness stomped in.
"You were supposed to meet me at that café three minutes ago, why are you late?!"
"Cynder! I-I'm just doing this show for the fans you know? They ask questions and I answer. I was coming to see you strait after anyway." Spyro nervously tried to calm her down.
"Well then, I have a message for all those fangirls (and maybe fanboys) out there. Spyro is mine! End of Story!" To prove her point the enraged Cynder grabbed Spyro by the horns and dragged him off the sett, kicking and apologizing at the same time.
"This was an entertaining first episode," Freeze Blade clapped, obviously pleased with how the interview had gone.
"Really? Our first guest just got dragged off the stage by a screaming dragoness out for blood." Night Shift shook his head, all he wanted was to get this show done without any bloodshed, it was unlikely that would happen when he had Freeze Blade as a co-host and crazy dragons as guests.
"Come on, don't tell me you didn't enjoy it you old fox!" The water Skylander gave him a playful punch on the shoulder.
"Who are you calling an old fox?"
"Guys stop! It's time to end the episode," Flower waved from behind the camera, something had to be done before the Skylanders started to kick the spit out of each other.
"Right. right." Night Shift regained his position and turned to the audience.
"That is all for this episode but if you have a question or if there is a certain Skylander you want us to interview, let us know in a review or PM."
"We'll try to do them all, even if you question is utterly ridiculous, like the size of Night Shift's gloves!"
"See you all next time and, wait... what did you say about my gloves crystal face?"
"How ridiculously huge they are compared to the rest of you."
"You..."
Flower jumped in front of the camera as various fighting sounds were heard from behind her. "Sorry kids, but this is too violent to watch. Tune in next time when Freeze Blade returns from the hospital. See ya!"
The camera was switched off and faded to black.
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