DISCLAIMER: I don't own Digimon or Wizard of Oz. I have no money. Please don't sue.
Kendra Gale and the Lamentable Wizzy of Awes
by...gasp! could it be?
It can and I am--Yolei Ichijoui!
Shortly after the defeat of Malomyotismon...
"Somewhere over the rainbow," Kari Kamiya sang happily. The whole Chosen Children gang were having a party at the Kamiyas' house. Kari forced everyone to sit down and watch the Wizard of Oz, it being her favorite movie. She had apparently seen it many, many times, because she sang along with every song, never missing a word.
Daisuke and Takeru also sang along, in a vain attempt at impressing Hikari. They each sang at the top of their lungs, trying to outsing each other.
"Hey, Tai!" Davis shouted. "Give me the control! I think I need to sing that part again!" Taichi threw the remote to Davis.
"You do not need to sing it again!" TK shouted angrily. "It was bad enough having to listen to you the first time!" He reached for the remote, trying to snatch it away.
"Oh yeah, TE?" Davis said. "Just try and take it!" The two jumped at each other, ending up on the floor. They rolled around and wrestled. Finally, TK managed to get the remote from Davis.
"Here, Matt!" the blonde shouted. "Catch it!" He threw the remote across the room, in order to keep it away from Davis. Unfortunately, Ken was walking across the room to get more popcorn for Kari (whom he is dating at this point in time), and the remote hit him in the forehead.
He fell to the floor, unconscious. Everyone fell silent.
"Oh my gosh!" Yolei screamed. "You killed Kenny!"
Davis pointed at TK. "It was his fault!"
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"That animal is a nuisance! It has to be destroyed!"
Ken woke up to hear voices that were strangely familiar to him. He looked around in confusion. Jyou's brother, Jim, was arguing with Yolei about something. Oh, and there was one more person there...
"Osamu?!?" Ken squeaked. 'In a dress?'
"Are you okay, Ken?" Wormmon asked, concerned.
Ken shook his head. "I don't know. I think that remote hit me harder than I thought."
"But Kendra loves that Digimon," Sam was saying to Yolei. "We could never separate the two of them. It would break her heart."
At that point, Ken realized that he was wearing a blue dress. Not to mention that his --hmm-- "manly" hair was in pigtails.
"Well, I've got an order from the Sheriff," Yolei responded. "You don't have a choice."
"I'm sorry, honey," Jim said. He reached to snatch Wormmon out of Ken's arms.
"What are you doing? You can't take Wormmon!" But it was useless. Yolei took Wormmon and put him in a picnic basket. Then she went outside, mounted her bicycle, and rode off.
Ken had this sudden urge to cry. 'Stay calm,' he ordered himself. 'Be a man!' But he just couldn't help it. He ran back through the hallway, stopping at his room. 'How'd I know where to go?' he wondered. Ken laid down on his bed and cried.
"Don't cry, Kendra," a familiar voice said. Wormmon hopped in through the open window.
"Wormmon? Back already?" Ken asked in disbelief.
"She forgot to lock the basket," Wormmon explained. Ken hugged his Digimon in joy.
"But wait!" Ken realized. "We've got to get away from here! These people are crazy!"
"What do you mean, crazy?" Wormmon asked. "They seemed fine to me."
"Never mind," Ken told him. He grabbed the caterpillar in his arms and snuck off through the window. "So Wormmon," Ken asked, "why was Yolei after you?"
"You mean Mrs. Mulch? Well, there was this really nice apple pie on her kitchen table, and I love apples so much, I couldn't resist. So I crawled in through the doggie door. My feet were a little bit muddy, and I kinda tracked mud in on her linoleum."
Ken seemed to feel that linoleum was important somehow, but couldn't place the feeling. He was only eleven, after all.
"Look, Wormmon!" Ken shouted. There was a little trailer parked along the side of the road. It was brilliantly painted with the words, "Dr. Wonder" and "The Crowned Heads of the Digiworld." It looked safe, so Ken walked up. There was Izzy! He was sitting next to a fire, cooking apples on a stick!
"Yum!" Wormmon cried. "Apples!" He ran up and grabbed one while Izzy was looking at Ken.
"Izzy!" Ken cried. "What are you doing here?"
"Izzy?" the red-head answered. "I'm Dr. Wonder!"
"Whatever you say."
"Hey, can I read your future?" Izy asked eagerly. "I've got nothing better to do."
"If you must," Ken responded. He followed Izzy into the trailer.
"Sit down here," Izzy said, pointing at a chair next to the table. Ken did as he was told. "Now," he said, pulling out a crystal ball, "close your eyes." Ken frowned, but did it. Izzy snatched the picnic basket that Wormmon had been loading apples into. He dug through it in search of anything that might help. The first picture he found was of Ken and Sam blowing bubbles off the back porch of the farmhouse.
"I see," Izzy said, "you and a woman blowing bubbles."
"That's my Auntie Sam," Ken said. 'Whoa, where did that come from?'
"Oh no!" Izzy exclaimed. "Your Auntie Sam is going to be run over by an ambulance!"
Ken jumped up in shock. "I've got to get home right away and warn her!"
Izzy waved goodbye as Ken and Wormmon ran home as fast as they could.
But before they made it there, the sky grew dark. Ken looked up in fear.
"AAAHHH!!!" the two screamed. There was a giant Biyomon on the loose!
"SPIRAL TWISTER" it roared. A tornado-like funnel cloud appeared from nowhere and headed straight towards them. Ken and Wormmon started running for the house. Ken grabbed the door and pulled.
"Kendra! Kendra!" Sam shouted.
"Auntie Sam, Auntie Sam," Ken screamed. "It's a twister!" But he was too far away to be heard. Sam went in the storm cellar without him and shut the door.
Ken ran to the storm cellar door and pulled with all his might. "Auntie Sam!" he cried in fear. "Uncle Jim! Chunk! Dikory! Jake!"
There was no answer.
The spiral twister was getting even closer.
"Wormmon!" Ken cried. "To the farmhouse!" The two pulled open the door and ran inside. They ran to Ken's room and shut the door tightly. The wind was blowing so hard, things were flying all over the place! And then, to Ken's surprise, the tornado lifted the farmhouse right off its foundation, lifting it into the air! Ken looked out the window in horror. All kinds of henhouses, trees, and cows were flying by! Then, to Ken's surprise, Tai and Matt flew by in a rowboat! They waved at him stupidly.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Wormmon and Ken screamed in unison. Yolei had just flown by on her bicycle! "She looks mad," Wormmon pointed out. Suddenly, she transformed before their eyes into...a witch on a broom! She cackled evilly. The next few minutes were chaos, as the house spun around and around. And then...THUMP!!!
The house landed. Ken picked up Wormmon and walked out the door of the farmhouse. Suddenly, everything was in Technicolor! "Wow," Ken said in awe. "It's so beautiful!"