"I am bored so very very very very bored! HELP! PLEASE! GET ME OUT!"
"Shut up GWAINE!" Merlin yelled finally having had enough of the annoying knight's chatter. "And if you're bored its YOUR FAULT. You are the one who got us trapped in here!"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"Did not."
"Did so."
"Didn't."
"Did."
You might be wondering why Gwaine and I are fighting and blaming the other or why we are both chained up in the dungeon. Well I would just like to say it's all Gwaine's fault. It all started when he dragged me of to the tavern!
We were both sitting down on the table when Gwaine ordered two jugs of mead. I kept saying "No." but he forced me to drink it and once I drank it all he kept asking the bar maid for more by the time I finished my second jug I just started to see dots. I begged him to stop I didn't want to drink any more I knew it wasn't right and I had to get up in the morning to serve his royal pratness cough sorry I meant King Arthur ,but he did not listen he kept offering more and more till finally I drank six whole jugs of mead while Gwaine had drank fourteen and was chugging down his fifteenth. He started talking bout how we should prank the king and I went along because I did not know what the hell I was saying or doing.
So it's he's fault were stuck here and the reason why his Prat...Majesty had purple hair, donkey ears, and was constantly mooing.
"It is not my fault. It was all your idea Merlin!" Gwaine hissed
"No it wasn't Gwaine!"
"You are the one who wanted to turn Princess into a purple donk-cow."
"Only because you suggested it!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"You did!"
"Didn't!"
Okay so Merlin the Liar probably told you "what happened". Well forget what he said because it's not true.
Merlin and I were going to the tavern because Merlin is a work-a-holic and obsessed with dedicating every moment of his life to Princess. I being a good mate thought Merlin needed a break. So anyway we were at the tavern when a barmaid with brown hair and long legs came she said she wasn't into me but I know she was... sorry I'm getting of topic so anyway I ordered two jugs of mead and Merlin drank them WILLINGLY he was complaining about how the Princess was an ass who never gave him a thank you. He just gave him more work and yada yada yada something about the Great Dragon. Once he finished his first jug he called Lacy the long-legged brunette who was totally into me she winked at me and started flipping her hair...Sorry of topic again so Merlin called Lacy and told her to give him another one. She brought over two more jugs of mead and once we finished those Merlin used his magic to bring jugs of mead to the table. When he was up to his fourth jug Merlin started talking about what happened with the goblin and how he spelled Arthur into braying and how we should give the Princess a taste of humiliation after his sixth jug he finally lost it he got up and was making his way out. I followed him and we made our way to the Princess room and Merlin gave him donkey ears and purple hair.
So that's what really happened so really IT WAS MERLIN'S FAULT!
"It's your fault just admit it Gwaine."
"I did nothing it was your fault."
"Was not!"
"Was so!"
Arthur groaned in annoyance and left the dungeon with Gwen by his side he was tired, annoyed, and right now he didn't care who's fault it was he just wanted to forget the previous day and go to sleep but he couldn't do that without justice.
"Guards the prisoners are to be taken to the stalks in one hour, they are to be left there for the rest of the afternoon and then after the sun goes down bring them back and lock them up.