In the open seas of the Caribbean, pirates control everything. One pirate will send the planet into an apocalyptic state of disaster and destroy everything he touches. However, we couldn't find the story, so we'll tell you about The Diary of the Dark Dragons. Don't be fooled by their names, they are actually the most fun loving pirates of all time (oh crap, a lame ass story).
The founding members are Tom Shipwrecker (an ancestor of Bill Cosby, despite the fact that Tom is white) and Shadow the Shark (not shadow the hedgehog).