I know I should be updating The Destined Love, but I felt like doing this instead.
Artemis: I like bananas.
Holly: Huh?
Artemis: I like bananas.
Holly: Oo
Artemis: What?
Lili: (calmly) My underwear is on fire.
Root: WELL, PUT IT OUT BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT OF RECON!!!
Lili: I'm not in Recon.
Root: (Explodes)
Holly: (Cries) Not again…
Artemis: (snogs Holly)
Holly: (snogs back)
Trouble: (Shoots Artemis with a Neutrino)
Holly: (cries)
Trouble: (snogs Holly)
Juliet: (Karate chops Holly)
Trouble: (cries)
Juliet: (snogs Trouble)
Mulch: (knocks Trouble out with gas)
Juliet: (Cries)
Mulch: (snogs Juliet)
Me: (rolls eyes) Will someone actually say something? This is not going to turn into a stupid fic in which everyone snogs everyone else!!! We need randomness, people!!!
Opal: Who wants truffles??? (to me) Random enough for you?
Me: No.
Opal: (sighs) I am sooo unappreciated…
Foaly: That's my line!!!
Opal: So? (gets into catfight with Foaly)
Me: (sighs) this still isn't random enough…
Red balloon: (pops)
Yoda: Popped the balloon has…
Me: (kicks Yoda out of fic) (wags fist) Go bother Obi Wan or something!!!
Minerva: Hi!
Everyone (including those previously knocked out that have woken up): …
Minerva: What?
Me: (blinks twice) GET HER!!!
Everyone except Artemis: (start to beat up Minerva)
Artemis: NOOOO! My one true love!!!
Holly: (Comes out of fight) (snogs Artemis)
Artemis: Never mind... (continues snogging Holly)
Angeline: (wipes tear) My little Arty's growing up…
Me: THIS IS NOT RANDOM!!!
No. 1: The guinea pigs are attacking!!!
Everyone: (doesn't pay attention)
No. 1: (cries)
Me: (stabs Minerva)
Minerva: (dies)
0.01 percent of AF fans: NOOOOOOO!!! NOT MINERVA!!!
AH fans: WHOOHOO!!
Dumbledore: Who wants a lemon drop?
Harry: YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: That's logically impossible.
Chix: You're hot!
Hermioine: (rolls eyes)
Me: (on megaphone) WILL ALL HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS PLEASE GO TO YOUR OWN SECTION OF FANFICTION!!! I REPEAT, WILL ALL HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS PLEASE GO TO YOUR OWN SECTION OF FANFICTION!!!
Harry: Alright, alright. Jeez…
Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione: (leave)
Butler: (starts singing My Humps by Black Eyed Peas)
Artemis: (hums along)
Juliet: (starts clipping her nails)
Mulch: (passes wind)
Grub: I want my mummy!!!
Vulture: (circles over Minerva)
Trouble: (starts building a house)
Lili: Does anyone want to smell my feet?
Chix: (stares at Holly's chest)
Artemis: (has Butler knock out Chix, on account that he's to weak to do it)
Holly: Thank you, Butler.
Artemis: (Sulks)
Mulch: (dies)
Juliet: I'm gonna miss his stink… (cries)
Trouble: (snogs Juliet)
Me: Has anyone noticed a plot hole in this?
Everone: (shakes head)
Me: Well, at first Trubs-
Trouble: Don't call me that!
Me: -wanted to snog Holly, but now he's snogging Juliet.
Chix: So? What's wrong with that?
Me: Never mind…
Trouble: (shrugs)(goes back to snogging Juliet)
Foaly: Me and Opal are done fighting now.
Artemis: (correcting Foaly) Opal and I
Everyone: (Ignores)
Artemis: (cries)
Holly: (snogs Artemis)
Bird: (poops)
Mulch: Did anyone miss me?
Juliet: (stops crying) (Hugs Mulch)
Trouble: (Sulks)
Holly: (snogs Trouble)
Artemis: (sulks)
Holly: (snogs Artemis)
Butler: (Starts talking to fist)
Artemis: (looks at him weirdly)
Butler: Oh, how rude of me. Artemis, meet my friend, Mr. Fist.
Artemis: Oo
Should I continue this or not? Please review!!!