Vampires Vs. Werewolves
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Stephanie Meyer does!
Summary: Emmett decides that the wolves are getting a little too cocky, so it is decided that the vampires should compete against the werewolves in a series of competitions to test strength, speed and control. Who will win? Lots of humor and fun! Please review.
This whole story is in Bella's POV!
I hope you like it! Just something I thought of one day.
"Come on Bella! Please!" Emmett's frustrated voice begged, causing waves of guilt to pass through me. He smiled in competiveness and his eyes pleaded with me to say yes. "Please Bella!" He could see that I was beginning to cave.
I bit my lip, trying to think straight but he kept pouting causing me to second-guess myself. After about ten seconds of pouting, a grin stretched upon his face.
"You aren't scared, are you?" He asked trying to bait me into falling for his trap.
I looked down at Renesmee beside me and then I looked back up at Emmett whose grin had returned to a pout. Although I felt bad for saying no to Emmett, I knew what was more important right now and Emmett was just going to have to wait.
"No Emmett, not now." I sighed. "I have to go hunting with Renesmee." I had told him this about a thousand times now.
Emmett had been constantly asking me to arm wrestle with him all day because he wanted to prove that he was still the strongest vampire in the house. He would refuse to face the fact that I now owned that title.
"I'll arm wrestle you bloodsucker." Jared said standing up from his original place on the couch, overhearing our conversation.
Ever since everything had settled down and turned back to normal after the Volturi encounter, the wolf pack was over the Cullen household often. The wolves were beginning to trust us more now and like today, some of the wolves in Sam's pack would come over here to hang out with Jacob and his pack.
Emmett looked at Jared with amusement written all over his face. I knew that werewolves were very strong, but when Emmett compared his biceps to Jared's; it was like looking at black and white. Complete opposites. Emmett's muscles rolled all the way down his arms making his shirt stretch the greatest extent. Jared's arms just looked lumpy.
Emmett chuckled and boomed loudly, "Not that I won't take you up on that, I just like to have the slightest bit of competition when I go up against my prey." Emmett's eyes flashed and he rubbed his hands together.
Renesmee giggled at her uncle's choice of words while I rolled my eyes at him. Sometimes he was just so immature.
Jared walked up closer to Emmett. "Are you saying you're stronger then me?" Jared closed the distance between them and faced Emmett nose to nose. They both flinched at the same time due to the smell but both of them refused to back down.
I stepped in front of Renesmee, hiding her from view just in case this turns into something dangerous.
"Everyone knows that werewolves are stronger and faster than vampires." He growled in Emmett's face rolling his eyes.
"Oh no way!" Emmett boomed/wailed, shocked that he would even speak those words. "Vampires are ten times stronger and faster than wolves. Everyone knows that!"
Renesmee peeked out to look at them from behind my leg and she watched them both closely.
"Prove it!" Paul challenged, placing the bag of Doritos he was eating on the table next to him. He licked his fingers and then got up from the couch.
Renesmee wrinkled her nose in disgust. She looked just like Edward when she did that.
Paul walked over to where they were standing and faced Emmett, his posture screaming a challenge.
'This is not going to end well!' I chanted in my head.
"Fine, how about a little competition." Emmett rubbed his hands together in anticipation again, refusing to back down even though he was outnumbered two to one. He was not even the slightest bit phased by the wolves.
Renesmee tapped my leg and I crouched down to her level. She placed her hand on my face and showed me images of the boys.
Her eyes were questioning them.
"I don't know what is going to happen." I explained and she sighed, shaking her head at them.
"I know Renesmee." I agreed.
"What's this about a competition?" Alice asked as she entered the room with Edward right behind her.
"The wolves think they are stronger and faster then we are so Emmett wants to test that theory with a competition." I explained.
"Key word: Think." Emmett pointed out and both the wolves growled.
"And that includes?" Alice asked because the wolves were blocking her vision-, which she didn't seem too happy about. She wasn't used to not knowing what was happening.
"All of us vs. the wolf pack." Edward answered, reading Emmett's thoughts. He came over to me and wrapped his arms around my waist, kissing me on the head.
I sighed already guessing that Renesmee and I were not going to be going on our hunting trip right now. Renesmee was quite thirsty though so I knew she needed to be fed.
"Alright Renesmee, you win. Go get some blood that your grandfather stores in his study." I sighed in disapproval.
"Thanks Mama." Renesmee hugged me and then ran off to Carlisle's study, happy that she doesn't have to have an animal's blood.
"You are on." Paul agreed.
Jared turned around and looked at Seth and Embry who were watching TV. "Both of you go get Sam, Leah, Collin and Brady." He instructed.
"Why can't you go get them?" Seth asked Jared.
Jared raised an eyebrow at him and Seth glared back at him refusing to get up.
"Come on little guy." Embry got up and then grabbed Seth forcing him to get up, pulling him by the ear.
"Fine! But just to make things clear, I chose to go! I was not forced to! Also, you know I am almost as old as you are!" He argued, slapping at Embry's hand as they walked out the door.
Quil chuckled from the chair in the living room at Seth.
"Oh, I know." Embry told him. "I just don't want to be the one to tell Leah that she has to come back here when she just got back home." Embry's voice faded as we all heard the sound of clothes dropping to the ground and their breaths suddenly replaced with heavy wolf panting.
"Oh? Really?" Rosalie's annoyance in her voice was clear as she asked Renesmee about what she was just informed about.
Everyone's heads snapped up in their direction as they made their way to where were standing.
Renesmee, who was holding a glass of blood in her hand, sipped it before she answered.
In my peripheral vision I saw all three of the wolves flinch and tighten their jaws as the sound of the slurping of blood and the sloshing of it in the cup filled the room. I disliked it just as much as they did- using the human blood as an absolute last resort.
"Yeah, so now we have to compete against them." Renesmee informed Rosalie as she arched an eyebrow at this news.
"Oh joy." Rosalie plastered a fake smile on her face. Although Rosalie was accustomed to the wolves now, didn't mean she particularly liked them- Jacob especially.
"Blondie, no need to be scared of us. I'll go easy on you." Jacob's husky voice came from nowhere. A moment later he walked through the back door of the house. He must have been done with his patrolling through the forest.
Just because the Volturi threat had been removed, didn't lessen Jacob's worry of passing vampires with Renesmee around. He made sure he took every precaution he could to ensure her safety.
"Sup Jake?" Quil fist pumped him.
"Where's Seth? He's on duty now." Jacob asked.
"Yeah, he better carry out those duties or his duties may get backed up." Emmett boomed.
Renesmee's tinkling laugh filled the air and Rosalie looked at Emmett in disgust. Edward smiled and Alice and I rolled our eyes.
"You know that's big talk for someone with a tail." Rosalie's eyes flashed as she looked at Jacob, retorting to his previous statement.
"He went to go get everyone." Paul told Jacob and he nodded before he turned towards Rosalie.
"Jacob!" Renesmee ran over into his arms.
"Hi Nessie." Jacob held her.
Edward froze slightly next to me and I quickly grabbed his hand. Renesmee noticed everything.
"You know Blondie, at least I have a brain." Jacob told her.
"Yeah you do Jacob, the size of an acorn." Rosalie hissed.
"Hey Blondie, what do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?" Jacob asked her, putting down Renesmee, who ran back over to Edward and I.
Rosalie just gave him a glare, refusing to respond.
"You always hear about them but never see them." Jacob chortled. (A/N: I can't take credit for that joke! I found it online!)
"You know, I will La Push you off a cliff as soon as I see one." Rosalie smirked at her choice of words.
Jacob snorted. "Like I haven't heard that one before."
I studied Jacob's face closely and knew I didn't have to be Edward to know he was lying.
"Has he?" Rosalie turned towards Edward.
I watched Jacob's grin immediately vanish off his face and his russet skin turn darker.
"He hasn't." Edward chuckled slightly.
"At least we are better looking." Jacob defended himself, crossing his arms over his chest- not liking being outsmarted by Rose.
"Sorry, but we like our men cold, dead and sparkly. We don't like them furry, smelly and buggy." Rosalie retorted.
Alice and I rolled our eyes while the wolves growled in response.
I felt Renesmee tug on my shirt and I looked down at her.
"Mama, why are Auntie Rose and Jacob fighting?" Renesmee decided to voice her question aloud but she placed her hand on my face showing Rosalie and Jacob's faces.
"They aren't fighting, they are just messing around. Right guys?" I raised an eyebrow and Renesmee turned towards them, waiting for a response.
"That's right Renesmee. Me and the mutt were having a nice conversation." Rosalie told her, reaching out and tickling her stomach, making her laugh.
"Mutt and I." Jacob corrected
"Alice will watch and make sure there is no trouble." Edward nodded, speaking aloud suddenly.
"What Edward?" Alice asked annoyed, not liking that she did not seen what Edward had agreed to.
"Sam does not want to bring all of the wolves over because that would mean that La Push would be unprotected." Edward explained calmly, trying to soothe Alice who was seething because the wolves clouded her vision.
"Oh, well if all the wolves are here then I should be able to see if there is trouble." Alice nodded, calm now that she understood the situation.
"You know, things have come a long way for us to be able to trust vampires." Jared thought aloud.
"Okay." Edward spoke aloud. "The wolves will all be here in a minute." He informed us.
"How did they hear your responses?" Jacob asked.
"Embry was standing near the house, telling me everything." Edward explained.
"And things have gone so out of whack with you wolves that I now how to prove to a bunch of wolves that vampires are stronger and faster because over time you guys became full of yourselves." Emmett responded to Jared's earlier statement.
Embry stepped through the door then, without Seth.
"Where are Seth and the others?" I asked.
"Well, I was ahead of the other's since I was translating with Edward and I sent him off to go tell the other's everything was good to go." He told us, walking over to his previous position on the couch.
"Oh really? She did?" Esme asked Carlisle as they descended down the stairs together. Jasper followed behind and whizzed over to Alice's side.
"Yes, I believe so." Carlisle answered Esme's question.
"Are we still on for the competition?" Esme asked us, looking around the room and taking in the wolves and the rest of her family.
There were some pros and cons about being a vampire. Pro- you have super sensitive hearing. Con- if you don't talk in a whisper, everyone will be able to hear your conversation perfectly.
"Yes, the rest of the wolves will be here in a second." Alice answered, seeing the future go blurry.
"Mama, I can compete too, right?" Renesmee looked up at me hopefully, as she took her last sip of blood that made all the wolves wince.
I looked at Edward and pulled down my shield to make sure it was okay for her to participate.
He nodded his head and wrapped one of his arms around Renesmee. "Of course you can Ness." He told her, kissing the top of her head.
Seth, Brady, Collin, Leah and Sam came through the front door one minute later. Every one of the wolves faces were masked with anticipation and excitement except for Leah's that was showing annoyance.
"What's wrong with Leah?" I whispered in Edward's ear, already guessing the answer but wanting to make sure my guess was true.
"She is annoyed that she has to come back here so soon after she just got let off for her break." Edward explained stiffly. Edward was not a fan of Leah's. Although we all felt bad for her because of the Sam saga, Edward did not like it when she slammed through the front door and yelled at me while I was pregnant with Renesmee. Leah was lucky Edward hadn't ripped her head off right then and there.
"Okay, it's game on." Emmett announced, rubbing his hands together in anticipation.
"There will be three rounds of this competition." Alice announced to everyone so we could begin now that everyone was here.
"One round will include a tournament of arm wrestling to test strength. This event will be single elimination. If you lose, you lose. No do over's." Alice told everyone, all of us turning towards Emmett at the last part.
"Shut up." Emmett growled. "The second round-" Emmett started but Jacob cut him off.
"Do we get to choose a round?" He asked.
Emmett glowered at Jacob and then crossed his arms over his chest, flexing his biceps. "If you would let me finish." Emmett hissed at him. "There would have been no need to ask that question."
Jacob rolled his eyes.
"Emmett, manners." Esme scolded.
"Sorry. " Emmett apologized. "Okay, so second round, the wolves get to decide."
"I think we should do a race. To test speed." Paul put in.
All the wolves nodded in agreement to Paul's idea.
"The third round will be a baseball game to see how well each team communicates." Rosalie finished. "Do you dogs agree?"
"First of all, we are not dogs." Jared growled.
"And yeah, we agree." Quil nodded.
"That baseball is heading straight for you Black." Rosalie smirked at Jacob.
Jacob started to remark but Edward cut him off.
"Jacob!" Edward yelled. "Do not say that."
Jacob looked confused but then remembered Renesmee could hear what was being said as she went up and threw away her cup of blood so he stopped whatever he was going to say. From his face, it was probably inappropriate.
"Bring it on Blondie." Jacob spoke instead.
"Guys, the littler people always have the biggest ears." I hinted to them so they would stop going arguing with each other while Renesmee was in the room. As I said this, she walked back into the room, and stood by my side.
"So arm wrestling, a race and baseball." Renesmee spoke. "Cool."
I gave Jacob and Rosalie a look. What Renesmee just said proved my point.
"Shut up Bella." Jacob mumbled.
"Alright well, let's do this thing!" Emmett boomed and then ran over and picked up Renesmee and ran outside with her.
Soo…what do you think? Should I continue? I already have all the chapters written, I just want to know if I should continue?
*This story will be a 4 chapter story!
Please review because I love to know what you think of my writing! No flames please!
~Twihard22