Two Hot Guys And A Nooj Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy. That is property of it's creator, and Square Soft. I also don't own Fergie or any of her songs.
So YRP defeated Vegnagun and all was well in Spira. The Youth League, New Yevon, and The Machine Faction had all decided to work together for Spira's benefit. The Gullwings still continued their quest for spheres even though Tidus had been reunited with Yuna. Although Rikku, Paine, and Yuna had built a lasting friendship Paine was sometimes bored with the work of sphere hunting. There was not really anything of interest to her that they found, and she missed Gippal, Nooj, and Baralai very much.
Leblanc had opened up her home to the three of them as soon as she found out they needed a place, and she was more than happy to be able to spend time with her Noojie Woojie. After much careful consideration Paine decided that she wanted to go live with the three of them in Chateau Leblanc. Now Paine had discussed her decision with the Gullwings and while they all said they would miss her company that they supported her decision. With that taken care of all she had to do was get the okay from the residents of Chataeu Leblanc. She asked all four of them to meet with her in the dining room to discuss something over dinner. There were no current problems in any of the three groups and Leblanc, Logos, and Ormi had nothing important to take care of so it was going to occur later that evening. When dinner came around Buddy dropped Paine off in Guadosalem and he and the rest of the Gullwings waited in the air above Guadosalem to hear the results of Paine's request.
At Dinner
"So Paine, what was it you wanted to discuss with us, love?" Leblanc asked while sitting up straighter so her boobs stuck out more.
"I've become bored of the Gullwings and I wanted to see if I could stay with all of you, and possibly help out with things between the Youth League, New Yevon, and the Machine Faction, if I'm needed." Paine said. She looked at everyone at the table to gauge their reactions.
"I think that's a wonderful idea." Nooj said with a smile.
"I agree it would be great to have you back again just like old times." Baralai said.
"Yeah Paine, you and I could really have something now." Gippal said with a perverted smile.
"Hm. Always the pervert aren't you, Gippal?" Paine smiled.
"You betcha!"
"Well Leblanc, since this is your home I believe you should have a say in this too." Nooj said looking at the women who's nipples were pracitically showing.
"Oh Noojie I would do anything as long as it made you happy. Logos, Ormi, you two WOULD be perfectly fine with Paine staying here."
"Oh yes boss!" Ormi said.
"That wasn't a question it was an order! Now it's decided. Paine, you will be staying with us from now on. Do you need a day to say goodbye to the Gullwings?"
"No, I've already talked with them and they are fine with me staying here. I just need to get my things from them and then I'll be ready to move in." Paine stated. Once dinner was finished Paine asked Buddy to bring her aboard the ship so she could collect her things and move in to Leblanc's place. She hugged Rikku and Yuna goodbye and then Leblanc escorted her to her room. She had just finished unpacking when Nooj, Gippal, and Baralai came into her room.
"Hey Paine." Gippal greeted her with his face incredibly close to hers which was a total violation of her personal space.
"Get away Gippal. You know it bugs me to have people be that close." Paine glared at him.
"I know, and that's why I do it." Gippal teased as he moved even closer to her. Paine shoved him back.
"Ouch! Meanie!" Gippal said while sticking his tongue out and pretending to be hurt.
"Look Paine, the other guys and I wanted to throw a party for you in celebration of you moving in with us." Nooj said looking at Paine.
"If you're up for it that is." Baralai said in a challenging sort of way.
"I'm ready for anything, Baralai. A party sounds like fun. So where are we having this thing exactly?" Paine inquired.
"Well, we hadn't really decided that yet. But don't get your undies in a bundle sweetheart, this thing is still going to happen." Gippal cast Paine a flirtatious look which she ignored.
"Besaid Beach is a nice place for a party, don't you think?" Nooj suggested.
"Nah, it's too quiet. The locals there are great, but Lulu would probably make sure we didn't party too hard. It would kinda cramp our style don'tcha think?" Gippal argued.
"I don't know about you three but I think we could totally arrange a party on Mushroom Rock Road and then maybe crash Jose Temple." Baralai said with a smirk.
"Yes Baralai, that's a wonderful idea! My troops would love to host a party for us, and it would be a nice break for them." Nooj gave his agreement to this idea.
"Alright, a party at my headquarters sounds great!" Gippal pumped his arm.
"It's settled then. Nooj, you should arrange for your troops to set something up for us, and Gipple should contact some people in Jose to make sure something's ready for us there." Baralai instructed.
"Right! I'm on it!" Nooj exclaimed as he left for Mushroom Rock Road.
"Me too." Gippal said leaving for his room so he could use his devices to contact his friends in Jose. This left Paine and Baralai alone.
"So Paine, what made you leave the Gullwings?" Baralai questioned.
"I was just bored sphere hunting, and being with Yuna and Rikku made me realize how much I missed the three of you." Paine said.
"So you came back to us for a little excitement eh?"
"I guess you could say that. Although you're going to have to try pretty hard to top Yuna and Rikku."
"You know I'm always up for a challenge." Baralai said with a confident smirk.
"Okay guys, operation party at Jose is underway." Gippal said with a smile. "Cool, I rhymed."
"You should be a poet, Gippal." Paine said with a hint of sarcasm.
"Yeah right, all his poems would be about girls and their boobs." Baralai was half joking and half serious.
"I can't help if the ladies have some lovely lady lumps."
"Why are you quoting that stupid song by that girl who's name sounds like a fungus?" Baralai asked.
"How do you two know about Fergie?" Paine asked.
"Cuz she's a total babe. Don't you listen to her? She's fergalicious and I'd go down her London Bridge anytime!" Gippal said.
"How do YOU know about Fergie?" Gippal and Baralai asked simeltaneously.
"Rikku and Yuna love her music." Paine said simply.
"Alright I don't know what's going on in here but I do know everyone at Mushroom Rock Road will be ready for us within an hour." Nooj stated as he entered the room.
"Great! We should all get ready and then we can take a hover there." Baralai said.
"Right. Let's meet near the main entrance in 45 minutes." Nooj said and with that the three of them left Paine's room.
Ok, that's where I decided to end it. I know it was kinda lame and moved a bit fast but it will get better within the next few chapters. Please review and tell me what you think and if you have any suggestions I'd love to hear them!