Sasuke's Joke

by AkikoNiwa13

Note: My sister made this up, I posted it! It's really funny! I fell on the floor and broke my head in 2. Just Playing! Yet, I did fall on the floor laughing! Hope you like! Animal crackrs in my soup.... Discliamer: I don't own Naruto

Sasuke's Joke!!!

Ino tugged at Sakura's hair furiously. "Ow! Ow! Ino cried. "OWWWW!!!" "Hold still you big baby!" Shouted Sakura. "But it hurts!!" Ino wailed in pain. Suddenly, Sasuke walked into the room. Gaara, Naruto, Shikamaru, Konkuro, Shino, and Temari close behind him. "Hey, Ino," Sasuke said. "Hey Sakura, Wazzup?" "Just Grunt Tryna' Grunt Untangle Grunt Ino's hair!!! Grunt" Sakura said. "I see…." Sasuke replied.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ino cried. "Hey, Ino would you like it if I took your mind off of your pain and misery? Sasuke asked hopefully. He did not want to sit there and listen to Ino wail all day. Besides, he made up a joke and wanted to see if he had a good sense of humor.

Here is what Sasuke said: "There once was a mother who loved her daughter so much, she bought her an expensive doll. The doll had golden green eyes, lush blonde hair, a hint of pink blush on her cheeks, and a flowing pink dress. One day, while playing with the doll, the little girl snapped the doll's arm off. The mother cried, 'What's wrong with you?! That doll cost me a lot!!' In response, the girl said, 'It's my doll, not your doll, it's my problem not your problem.' The next day, the girl snapped the other arm of the doll off. Again, the mother in pure shock, said, 'How could you do this?! That doll cost me a fortune!!' Again the daughter simply replied, 'It's my doll, not your doll, it's my problem, not your problem.' The next day, the girl snapped the other arm of the doll off…"

"Wait a minute!!! How many arms does this stupid doll have?!" Gaara interrupted.

Sasuke replied, "It's my joke, not your joke, it's my problem not your problem.

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