Note: whatever I say in this, BLAME THE EVIL M&MS! &M&M&M&M&M&M&M&Ms!
Post Note: any nice, sane people should not read this until eating at least
20 bags of M&Ms
Post Post Note: and a few gallons of Mountain Dew
Disc charmer: if you recognize anything, it's not mine
Narrator: It was a nice calm day in Tortal, until.
Giant Green Chicken: **peck**
Narrator: **screams and runs to his mommy**
Giant Green Chicken: **peckpeck*
Worshipers: **bowing**All hail the sacred green chicken! All hail the sacred green chicken!
Giant Green Chicken: **peck**
Worshipers: **scream and run to their mommies**
Giant Green Chicken: **goes to the Temple of the Sacred Green M&Ms and the White M&Ms of Doom**
**at the palace**
Alanna: JON! THERE"S A GIANT GREEN CHICKEN HEADED FOR THE TEMPLE OF THE SACRED GREEN M&MS AND THE WHITE M&MS OF DOOM SO IF YOU EVER WANT GREEN M&MS AGAIN YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF BED AND OVER THERE NOW!
Jon: AH! A chicken is going to eat my green M&Ms! **runs for the Temple of the Sacred Green M&Ms and the White M&Ms of Doom in his Barney pajamas**
**at the Temple of the Sacred Green M&Ms and the White M&Ms of Doom**
Giant Green Chicken: **eating green M&Ms*peck**
Jon: AH! ** runs to his mommy*stops** Wait, she's dead. **shrugs* runs to his mommy anyway**
Alanna & Kel: **tsk tsking at Jon**
Alanna: Okay, lets go kick some chicken butt! **kicks and screams and stabs and slashes at chicken**
Giant Green Chicken: **munching happily on green M&Ms*peck**
Alanna: **continues to kick and scream and stab and slash at chicken**
Kel: **drops a White M&M of Doom on the Giant Green Chicken**
Giant Green Chicken: **dies**
Narrator: And the kingdom of Tortal was safe again.
Alanna: Oh, stuff it. **stabs narrator with sword*
Narrator: **dies**
DEATH TO THE GREEN CHICKEN AND IT"S CARNIVOROUS PARAKEETS OF DOOM!!!! IT"S ALL THE EVIL M&MS FAULT!!! DON"T BLAME ME!!!
Disc charmer: if you recognize anything, it's not mine
Narrator: It was a nice calm day in Tortal, until.
Giant Green Chicken: **peck**
Narrator: **screams and runs to his mommy**
Giant Green Chicken: **peckpeck*
Worshipers: **bowing**All hail the sacred green chicken! All hail the sacred green chicken!
Giant Green Chicken: **peck**
Worshipers: **scream and run to their mommies**
Giant Green Chicken: **goes to the Temple of the Sacred Green M&Ms and the White M&Ms of Doom**
**at the palace**
Alanna: JON! THERE"S A GIANT GREEN CHICKEN HEADED FOR THE TEMPLE OF THE SACRED GREEN M&MS AND THE WHITE M&MS OF DOOM SO IF YOU EVER WANT GREEN M&MS AGAIN YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF BED AND OVER THERE NOW!
Jon: AH! A chicken is going to eat my green M&Ms! **runs for the Temple of the Sacred Green M&Ms and the White M&Ms of Doom in his Barney pajamas**
**at the Temple of the Sacred Green M&Ms and the White M&Ms of Doom**
Giant Green Chicken: **eating green M&Ms*peck**
Jon: AH! ** runs to his mommy*stops** Wait, she's dead. **shrugs* runs to his mommy anyway**
Alanna & Kel: **tsk tsking at Jon**
Alanna: Okay, lets go kick some chicken butt! **kicks and screams and stabs and slashes at chicken**
Giant Green Chicken: **munching happily on green M&Ms*peck**
Alanna: **continues to kick and scream and stab and slash at chicken**
Kel: **drops a White M&M of Doom on the Giant Green Chicken**
Giant Green Chicken: **dies**
Narrator: And the kingdom of Tortal was safe again.
Alanna: Oh, stuff it. **stabs narrator with sword*
Narrator: **dies**
DEATH TO THE GREEN CHICKEN AND IT"S CARNIVOROUS PARAKEETS OF DOOM!!!! IT"S ALL THE EVIL M&MS FAULT!!! DON"T BLAME ME!!!