Lolz: I AM BACK you nine people who reviewed, fourteen people that favorited and 16 people who followed my previous story with a BRAND NEW idea for a really unique story that I've honestly never seen anyone tackle before.
Now before my laptop gets confiscated…
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
"Those fireworks are way too fancy for my taste".
Our blonde haired protagonist is currently attempting to see which fireworks would look best to fire at the Haruno household, the perfect time to do so as that day was the celebration of the Kyubi's 'defeat' at the hands of the Fourth Hokage. The village was alight with them, just the way the blond liked them. Of course the mob chasing him put a dampener on its gorgeousness but you couldn't always get what you want.
"Get back here you miserable whelp!"
"We get our revenge tonight!"
"Geeeeet 'em, Geeeeet 'em" (An: Any Gravity Falls fans know about this?)
Naruto just kept on running, already having heard it countless times (although one of the threats was new ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) until he realised that there was a suspiciously convenient firework laying on the ground.
With a lit fuse.
Suddenly, it shot forward with a piercing shriek and snagged on his ragged shirt.
"OH SHI-"
Too late, he was carried along with it, high above Konoha to bear witness to the spectacular scene of being above the fireworks and seeing everything Konoha had. And even when he began dropping, even when he had been caught by the blast, he had only one thought.
"What the fuck just happened"