Me: To start things off, let me say I am happy to start my first fan fic. I have read so many good ones that I felt like making my own.

Deidara: Sure it wasn't to get fame, hmm?

Me: No, it wasn't. I really felt like making my own.

Deidara: If you say so.

Me: Do you want me to make you blow yourself up?

Deidara: ^-V I am the ultimate art!

Me: Shut up. Let's just get on with the show!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Akatsuki or other Naruto characters that are going to make appearances somewhere in the story. However, I do own Serenity!

Chapter 1

When you're watching T.V. alone at your house on a stormy night, your first thought might be 'What could go wrong?'

Let me tell you the answer to that. Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.

I know this from my own personal experience. You see, I have the rottenest of luck sometimes. Like the night my parents left me home alone on a stormy night.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking: 'Why is she telling us this?' To answer that, it's so you know why everything will most likely go wrong.

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"Serenity, are you sure you'll be okay at home by yourself?" my mom asked, worried.

I had to keep myself from rolling my eyes. "Yes mom. You and dad go and enjoy the opera. You guys have been waiting months to go see it. If anything goes wrong I'll call dad and you can come home right away."

My dad gave me a pat on my back. "That's my girl. Come on hon. Serenity will be fine. She might have rotten luck, but how much trouble can one girl get in."

I waved at my parents from the porch, since it was pouring outside. Once they were out of sight, I went to the living room and turned on the T.V.

My parents never let me watch the show I wanted, so since they were gone I put on my favorite show: Naruto! I was a total Narutard when I wasn't with my parents. They felt that the show was a bad influence on my friends and me.

I turned it on to the channel Naruto came on. It was a marathon that lasted until two in the morning. My parents wouldn't be home until three in the morning. SCORE!

The episode that came on was the one right after Gaara was taken by Deidara and Sasori. I had seen this one so I went and got me some snacks.

I sat down on the couch with a bowel of chips in my lap. My parents think something bad will happen because I watch this show. Bah!

I could only laugh at that. Sitting on my couch, eating chips. Wow, so scary. I was shaking in fear.

Right then, lightning struck. My power went out. "No! I have to watch this show! My parents will be out until three in the morning. I have to check out the box."

I ran and put on my shoes and a raincoat. I went to the side of the house with my waterproof flashlight. I opened the box and checked the connection. It was fine.

"Damn! One of the poles in the area must be down. Stupid karma! I didn't do anything to deserve this! Is because I didn't walk the old lady across the street?" I ran back inside the house. I saw the T.V. glowing. It had a swirled thing to it.

There were many different colors. Blue, pink, purple, yellow, and more colors that I couldn't describe. It was really pretty.

That is, until it started to suck things in. First went the chips; then, the bowl went. "Not my chips!" I shouted at the T.V.

I ran to the T.V. and jumped to get my chips. I went through the T.V. and saw the colors surround me. I saw there was a place at the end of the tunnel.

"I shall get my chips back!" I yelled even louder than before. I wanted those chips, dammit. I was going to have them.

I fell out of the hole at the end of the tunnel. I landed right on my head. "Ow! What the hell was that? I know I'm not sleeping."

"Tobi did it! He brought something from another world! Tobi's a good boy!" I heard someone yell. That someone sounded like Tobi from Naruto.

I looked up to see a person with a swirled mask in front of me. It was Madara Uchiha! Only he was calling himself Tobi. I had to go along with it. No use getting killed because I said the wrong things.

"Yes you did Tobi, hmm?" said a voice from behind me. I knew from the speech impediment it was Deidara. The hot bomb artist.

I looked around the room, seeing who all was in the room. There was Tobi, Deidara, Zetsu, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, Itachi, Konan, and Pein. I was terrified. I was in the same room as S-ranked criminals. All who kill with a movement of their hand.

How the hell did I get here? Then it hit me. Tobi. I turned to him, giving him my death glare. He seemed to back up towards Zetsu.

"I'll fucking kill you Tobi! Why the hell did you take me from my world? Where are my chips?" I looked in front of me. They were all over the ground. "My chips!" I started to cry.

"Why the fuck you crying you little bitch?" I knew that mouth belonged to Hidan. No one calls me a bitch.

I stopped crying instantly. I went right up to Hidan and poked him in the chest with each word I said. "First, never call me a 'bitch' you asstard. Second, Tobi spilled my chips. I loved those chips. I'll fucking kill him for that. I'll make sure you never eat and can't give Jashin any sacrifices."

"She got you Hidan, hmm?" Deidara said from the other side of the room. It took all of my control not to go fan girl and glomp him, and possibly even go crazy rape fan girl.

I felt a hand on my shoulder. I tensed up, scared. "Can I help you?" I asked.

"Yes. You can tell us how you know about us and how much now, or we could easily dispose of you." I turned around to see Pein staring at me intently. "What do you choose? Cooperation," he paused, "or death?"

Me: Done. This was my first chapter of my first fan fic. Please read and review. Don't be afraid to dis me. As I say, "Criticism can only make things better!"

Hidan: Why did you threaten to take away my sacrifices?

Me: If I take them away, you aren't immortal. If you review, I'll give you…Itachi in a Speedo! (Not really, but it's like promising cookies so someone will come to something.)

Itachi: Hn. How did I get into this? And a Speedo?

Me: The ladies love an almost naked Itachi…I should know. *Evil Giggling*

Deidara: T-V I thought you were my fan girl…I won't lose to that Uchiha!

Me: I still love you DeiDei. See you all next chapter!