1 Surprise ~ surprise~
What the hell?
Why am I not in my room? Why am I outside? And most importantly, I have boobs! Why?!
I want to grope! But I don`t want to get groped! AH! This is hurting my brain!
The last time I remember was... I am trying out the latest Mount and Blade mod! I was so glad that the download finished overnight, and prepared my computer desk with all that I need, I thought I will staying over the next 3 months at home... Ah! It was perfect! Until I came here without any say!
I am fully aware that this phenomenon happens frequently in most anime, manga and even light novels! People of my world getting summoned from who know where, to save the world and had a crap ton of harems. I almost rejoice you know, until I felt the sensation in my chest and my crotch... dang... what a missed opportunity!
Even without seeing my face, I already knew who I am.
My mount and blade character, Velvet Crown, a level 550 character with max out stats that over 100k. With all other skills max out 10 as limit and proficiency over 1M. I know, it is ridiculous right? It is true that it is impossible to reach this level but mind you, this character of mine lived in all mount and blade mods out there. From native to Vikings, to Pendor and Warsword, also gone to Fire and Sword and all possible mods out there.
You see, Mount and Blade is easy to breach. With a little knowledge in programming, tons of reading in the forums, online tutorials about it and experimentation, I was able to import this character in all the mods. Neat right?
Also, I cheated a bit... I know it is overboard but, think about this. If you decide to cheat, why don`t you take the full advantage of it, right? I mean, either way it is still cheating even you spam Ctrl+X couple of times.
Don`t worry about losing some fun and challenge. This character is only for trolls, I keep a different character to experience the hardships and challenges.
Now, let`s try the strength of 100k in this tree, a slight jab will do.
BOOM..!
...That tree flew really far... and it is only a jab... I... I should be careful...
How about running?
SWOOOSH...!
Am I a god or something?
I don`t know how to test intelligence... how about some spells? Yeah!
...or maybe not...
Seeing the strength and agility at 100k is unbelievable! Like a cheat! If I experiment a single spell here, I might obliterate anything here!
What next after intelligence...?
Oh, crap... it`s charisma...
I can hear a flowing water from here. I could check it out how much of a chick I am.
...frankly speaking, I am afraid to look. I might be like Narcissus. Wait, why am I remembering Greek mythology?
No! I must look! I must strengthen myself as a man! Yes, let`s do it!
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Crap, this beauty is dangerous. Too dangerous.
I might get assaulted in the street by walking with this face. No joke, this somehow terrifies me of such possibility.
If I will going to interact with the people of this world, a mask or a cover will do.
Thinking about it, I had unusual strength and beauty, I am the ultimate killer chick!
...For some reasons, I feel my pride as a man breaking. No! I must not waver!
As any of the world travelers, I need to asses anything I had in my disposal. Seeing my inventory luggage, my hope of dimensional bag was crushed. Is this the curse of being a 100k stat-man or woman?
Let`s see... Heeeh... It looks like I have my things from the last mods. How convenient.