Shadow's Tormentations
Chapter One
ShadTikal4ever only owns Vinny. Everyone else is owned by Sega. Except for Blaze. Jayln the Hedgehog, uhyeahitsteamdark and myself own Blaze.
"You're WHAT!" yelled Shadow, his voice echoing all across Angel Island. Tikal shhhed him, and waited for him to calm down.
"I'm having a get-together of most of the heroes. You know, for an old time sake." Tikal explained. A vein in Shadow's temple started throbbing.
"And when exactly is it?" Shadow asked, trying to maintain his cool.
"In approximately...5 seconds." Tikal replied. Shadow roared with anger, losing his cool, and ran off. How could Tikal, his wife-to-be, not tell him about this? He heard rumbling, and stopped. He turned around to see a blue biplane flying overhead. Shadow cursed under his breath.
"Shadow! Up here!" Tails yelled as he flew lower. Shadow was able to look inside and see Espio, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, and Rouge in the plane. Shadow groaned in complaint. The only people he would even be slightly, slightly happy to see would be Vinny and Blaze. There was an exceeding loud boom from right next to Shadow.
"HOLY CRAP!" Shadow yelled as he fell backwards. He looked to see his potential attacker was, and he saw Vinny. His black cloak was blowing freely in the wind, revealing his green and pink shoes. He was holding the purple Chaos Emerald.
"You think I'd miss a party like this? I think not!" Vinny said. Shadow looked up and was caught beneath the Tornado.
"Help me!" Shadow exclaimed. Tails looked at him. Shadow glared at Tails.
"Maybe later." Tails said, annoying Shadow. Shadow started whining until Amy finally let him out. He gasped in surprise when he found Vinny video recording the whole thing. Vinny showed it to everyone, and they all saw Shadow whining like a baby. Shadow started strangling Vinny. Tails had to pull the two apart, Vinny gasping for air.
"Jeez Shadow, calm down!" Tails exclaimed. Vinny was holding his throat. Amy and the others were just standing there when Tikal came up from behind Shadow.
"Hello everyone, and thank you for coming!" Tikal said. Everyone nodded. Shadow then led everyone to his house. Tikal and Vinny were still back by the plane.
"Are you okay?" Tikal asked. She had never seen something like this before.
"Yes...I'll be fine...go on ahead...I'll catch up...I'm sure..." Vinny gasped. Tikal shrugged and walked off. At Shadow's house, everyone was dancing to music. Everyone except Shadow, who was by the beverage table. He was leaning against the wall, watching as Tails, Amy, and to his astonishment, even Espio was dancing. Shadow was merely standing near the punch. Tikal chose that moment to come in, and brought Shadow with her to the dance floor. Shadow groaned. Could this day get any worse?
"This is gold..." Vinny muttered as he slowly walked into the room, his camcorder trained on Shadow. Shadow looked ready to kill, and everyone else was enjoying themselves.
"Hey, Tails, shouldn't Blaze and others be here?" Amy asked Tails. Tails merely shrugged. The doors then opened, and in walked Blaze.
"Did someone ask for me?" Blaze asked modestly. Everyone stopped immediately and looked at Blaze. He was in a nice tux, and he looked really, really weird.
"OH GOD MY EYES!" Shadow exclaimed, putting his hands to his eyes.
"IIIII'M BLIIIND!" Vinny exclaimed. Blaze looked angrily at them.
"Who wants to play attack the Shadow?" Blaze asked, twitching rather badly.
"First, they have a party to torture me, now they attack me? Tails, please hit me over the head with a baseball bat as hard as you can." Shadow said. Tails took out a baseball bat, and grinned maniacally.
"Uh, guys? A little help here!" Shadow exclaimed. But everyone had had an evil look in their eye. Shadow gulped.
That's the end of Chapter 1. This may not be funny to most people, it actually isn't that funny to me either. I actually see no point besides the Shadow bashing. Which is odd, because Shadow is one of my favorite characters. Yeah...Later!
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