Naruto why can't a demon and a monster have a soul?

Alright welcome folks this is my fist story on this account I originally used my sister's but I needed to migrate really can't use sisters forever. Anyway I originally made a story about Naruto x fem kyubbi where Naruto becomes Alucard and meets up with kyubbi again. Now though I plan on making these story 10,000 words per chapter so expect something like every ten day updates.

Naruto is 16

Kyuubi is unknown

Ok now onto the story.

Naruto was dragging sasuke back to the village "damn your heavy you cock sucker" Naruto grumbled and grunted as he finally made it to the gates and saw every one standing with smiles. Until they saw sasuke condition Sakura rushed forwards and took sasuke and punched Naruto in the face.

"You bastard how could you do that to sasuke-kun" she scriched like a howler monkey. Naruto ground his teeth together but before he could respond tsunade came up to him and punched him in the face. Naruto hissed as he pinched his now broken nose as tsunade grabbed him and dragged him into the gates of the village time for retribution you demon she said.

Holding cell

Naruto was thrown into a cell and the door was shut and locked behind him Naruto sat there and waited a minute for the blood to stop flowing. Naruto sat waiting before someone came in it was shino before he could say anything he was swarmed by his bugs and they tore up this flesh before he could beg for death the bugs retreated and he left Naruto panted as kyubbi's chakra healed him. Now that he thought about it he always felt better when he was using the kyubbi's chakra. The next one was choji he just punched the shit out of him Naruto eventually passed out.

Mindscape

Naruto woke up and heard crying he walked towards the source and found a beautiful young woman sitting on her knees softly crying. Naruto approached her and gently rapped her in a hug she stiffened a bit before relaxing into his touch. Naruto gently ran a hand through her hair.

"Why?" was all she said.

"it's funny they call you and me demon's but just being in your presence for less than a minute you have shown more humanity then anyone I have met in this hell hole." he said Kyubbi looked at him surprised. Naruto chuckled and sat with Kyuubi and talked for about a week. Naruto was visited by the rest of the Konoha 12 with henata's being the worst. He thought she had at least liked him but she had done the same thing as Neji. Naruto and kyubbi made love their last night together. Early the next morning Naruto was dragged out and brought before tsunade. Naruto spat in her face and she punched him and had two of the ANBU hold him. Sasuke came out and started to charge up his chidori. Naruto glared hatefully at him.

"You will burn by my hands sasuke" he said with a smirk before sauske's hand pierced his chest.

"Remember kyu-chan I will return to you my love wait for me" he thought before he passed into the heavens.

10,000 years later

Alucard was on the major's ship facing the leader himself.

"You cannot kill me vampire" Alucard snorted in amusement before disappearing and driving a hand through the major's chest.

"I think I just did" Alucard replied before he roared in agony as holy water was dumped on him. His vision started to blear before he died. Alucard awoke in a white room opposite a man with white hair and a suit not so different than Integra's.

"Well well well look who finally died" the man said with a smirk. Alucard sneered at him before the man started to speak again.

"I know who you truly are Alucard or should I say Naruto?" he said with a smirk getting a glare from the uzumaki-hellsing.

I will give you a choice you can wallow in hell for the rest of eternity or you could be with the woman who loves you" Alucard's eyes widened a fraction death nodded his head with an "I thought so look" before he continued "you will be sent back only three years into the future. Try to stay alive this time uzumaki" death motioned to the door opposite them. Alucard stood and walked towards the door and opened it and stepped outside. He was in a desert Alucard smiled genuinely for the first time in centuries. I am back my love. Alucard started making his way towards the nearest town.