"I'll be back, I'm gonna get our drinks," Cartman said to his boyfriend, planting a good-bye kiss on his cheek before leaving. The red head and the brunette went on a date at a bar. The choice was still to be made if they wanted to get drunk or not. The main thing that made Kyle smile is that Cartman dressed up all fancy for their date. Kyle had too.

"Hey, pretty boy," a voice said from beside Kyle, alerting him out of his thoughts.

"U-uh hi," Kyle stuttered, smiling to be polite. A boy with a black shirt, dark brown hair, grey eyes and dark blue jeans sat on the stool beside Kyle.

"Can I get you a drink?" he offered.

"No, thanks." Kyle tried his hardest to sound polite. Come on, Eric. Come back! The red head thought anxiously.

"So, what's a pretty guy like you doing here at a bar alone?" Kyle looked at the other boy. Shit. He thinks I'm single... Kyle thought anxiously.

"Well, actually, I-I-" Kyle's words just became a stammering mess when the other boy put his arm around Kyle's waist. Eric! Please come back!

"I understand. Oh, by the way, my name is Jaccob."

"K-Kyle," the red head stammered. Jaccob leaned in close to Kyle, inches away from his face. He grabbed Kyle's wrist with his other hand. As he breathed, Kyle smelt strong alcohol in his breath. He's drunk! Kyle thought.

"Pretty name. Want to dance?" Jaccob whispered. Kyle squirmed in his grip.

"P-please let go-" Kyle pleaded. His grip only tightened on Kyle's wrist. "Let go!" Kyle repeated. Jaccob only laughed. He leant in to kiss Kyle. Before he could touch his lips, Kyle spat in his face.

"You little shit!" Jaccob growled angrily, tightening the grip he had on Kyle.

"Get a-away from me-!" Kyle squealed.

"AY!" a voice screamed. Kyle looked over to his boyfriend. "Don't touch my boyfriend, asshole!" Cartman growled. Jaccob stood up and gripped Kyle's wrist and waist again.

"Or what, fatty?" Kyle looked at Cartman.

"Eric, he's drunk!" he warned his boyfriend.

"Quiet!" Jaccob growled and held onto Kyle even tighter. He was suddenly released and fell to the ground. He looked up to see his boyfriend punching the drunk lunatic. Kyle, not wanting his boyfriend to get hurt, gently grabbed Cartman and pulled him off Jaccob.

Everyone that was witnessing shrugged and turned back to their drinks and conversations. Jaccob was then kicked out of the club. Cartman held tight onto his boyfriend.

"You alright?" he asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you, Eric." Kyle leaned up to kiss his boyfriend passionately. Cartman then lead Kyle back over to the table and handed him a drink.

"Now, where were we?"