A/N: This fanfic was inspired by a recent event....
The 99th Emperor Lelouch vi Britannia sat on his throne on hs float as it and hundreds of soldiers paraded the street a few months after his victory. His sister Nunnally was chained to the float, and everyone watched with mixed emotions as they passed
At last, the Zero Requiem is almost complete. Lelouch thought. Now, I only need him to arrive.
Then "Zero" arrived. Then as soldiers shot at him, "Zero" dodged the bullets and jumped onto the royal float. He then ran up the ramp and stood face to face with Lelouch. As "Zero" pulled out his sword to stab Lelouch, he thrusted the sword, stopping short as two shoes hit Lelouch. The two then looked to a small black boy with a red hat, a dark green jacket with a white T-shirt underneath, a pair of blue jeans, and a white bandana to cover his nose and mouth wth his hair in cornrows and he carried a folding chair.
"NIGGA, WHO DA FUCK YOU THINK YOU IS, TRYINA TAKE OVER THE WORLD?" yelled the boy from the sidewalk. "YOU GREEDY ASS, PUNK ASS, BITCH ASS NIGGA?!?!?!"
"Please, don't say such things about my bro-"
BAM!!!!!!!
Nunnally's plea for the boy to stop disrespecting Lelouch was interrupted as her brother was hit with the folding chair the boy carried in his arm.
"BITCH I AIN'T GOTTA LISTEN TO YOU!!!!" The boy yelled.
"Riley, how many times I gotta tell to stop actin' like a nigga!!!!" said Robert as he pulled out his belt and started to beat Riley.
"Stop it! This is child abuse!!!" yelled Cornelia as she stepped toward Granddad and Riley.
"Leave 'em, Ms. Li Britannia." said Ruckus. "This here nigga need to learn how to respect white folk like yourself."
"You dare question Cornelia li Britannia?" asked a random girl.
"Of course he does, the kid needs to respect his elders." said a random guy.
"What, fuck that." said a rapper as he bitch slapped the random guy only for the random guy's friends to pop out of nowhere and start to beat the rapper. Within a minutes, there was a riot where everyone fought around Lelouch, Suzaku and Nunnally.
"I can't believe it." Lelouch muttered in shock as he watched the madness. "My dream for a better world has been ruined by a little boy."
"Better world? Living my life with you would've been a better world for me, Lelouch." said Nunnally.
"It only took a pair of shoes." Lelouch muttered.
"This kinda reminds me of a situation in the Middle East." said Suzaku. "But without the chaos."
A/N: This is my first crack fic, if you can call it that.