This is my first fanfiction. I hope you enjoy it. I do not own Harry Potter.
Ron Weasley's Rap
Harry, Hermione, Luna, and Ginny went to see their friend in the Great Hall, Ron performing a rap battle against his foe, Blaise Zabini. Soon after, Blaise's rap, Ron suddenly became stiff, hearing the crowd's taunts. One person from the audience yelled, "Well, what are you waiting for!" Then Ron sighed confidently, after seeing Hermione smiling at him encouragingly. Ron screamed, "Yo, check it out!"
I'm a white boy but my hair is red
I put miracle whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale and I've never been in jail
Me and Harry spend every winter in vale
How many Slytherins have I slapped? Zero,
And Viktor Krum happens to be my hero
I was born on the burrow where I am cool with no rhythm
Bilius is my uncle and I like to hang with him
I don't dance, I wear Quidditch pants
You got no chance, Fleur Delacour's from France
So maybe I'm whack
Cause my skin ain't black,
But guess what, Shorty?
Weasley King just struck back!
Everyone applauded.