I've been slacking! That's mah lazy side! Haha, I was actually hanging out with my friends yesterday, and one of my friend's cousins called me and my Cali bestie fat…but I got over it, maybe. Anyways while I wasn't hanging out with my friends, I was reading this Shino/OC fanfic, called Betting on a Bug, and it's really good. Shino fangirls should read it.

I love Shino, even though his bugs creep me out…

So, for all you Shino fangirls, here's a Sai/OC fanfic! Aren't you excited! Probably not…oh, well. I love Sai; he's like a socially awkward penguin. Lol. Anyways…

Disclaimer: I don't own Kakashi-sensei, Yamato, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Ino—even though she probably won't be mentioned in my story-, or Sai.

"Lexi, I'm bored," I whined.

"Shut up," she growled. "I'm doing homework."

I turned to look at her on the other side of the room. "Why don't you love me?" I pretended to cry.

"Shut up," she growled, even more forcefully than before. I immediately stopped talking to her, and opted instead for talking to myself.

"Why don't I have any friends," I pondered. "I need some friends. Why don't people enjoy my company?"

"Um, because you're annoying," came a new voice.

I shrieked. "God! Jev, how many times do I have to tell you to knock before you come into my room! I could've been indecent!"

"I am not going grace that with a response," he shook his head. My stupid rude older brother. "And shouldn't you be in bed?"

"I don't see how that's any of your business," I stuck out my tongue. "And for your information, I just got home. No thanks to you."

"What do you mean?" he asked, looking at me.

"Thanks for picking me up at the airport this morning," I smiled. "I really appreciate it."

"I thought you said one?"

"I said five! In the morning!"

"Wow, someone's being aggressive," he rolled his eyes.

I growled standing up forcefully from my bed and storming over to the intimidatingly tall compared to my…cough, short, cough…five foot one figure. "Listen here, boy! I haven't slept since nine o'clock yesterday morning, and I don't appreciate my brother leaving me there all alone for hours!"

"Whoa, I'm sorry," he held his hands up in surrender. "Then maybe you should take a nap?"

"I can't. Lexi gave me three cups of coffee and I had to chug a Monster Energy drink before I boarded the plane," I looked past him. "Who are these strange looking people?"

"I thought they were friends of yours," Jev replied, gesturing towards the group of five. "For obvious reasons."

I waved them away. "No, they're too weird for my tastes."

"We're weird?" demanded the boy with whiskers and unruly blond hair—who was taller than me. "Have you looked at yourself?"

"I meant that people who are as weird or weirder than me, I don't befriend them," I explained. "They take away my shine."

"Come on," Jev prompted. "Don't tell me you don't know them!"

"Um…you do seem quite familiar…" I began inspecting them. There was a man with very spiky premature gray hair with a mask. He was taller than me. There was another man with brown hair and this metal thingy framing his friendly looking face. He was taller than me. There was that blond kid. There was a…boy? With short dark hair with matching eyes. Anyways, until I can figure out his/her gender, I won't say any more than he is also taller than me. Annoying tall people. There was a girl with bubble gum pink hair and emerald green eyes. She was wearing a red shirt and black shorts. She was taller than me too.

Stupid genetics…

"You do seem very familiar," I said, going back to examine the unknown. "Have I licked your faces before?"

"Um…what?" the girl asked, gently but obviously confused.

I ignored her for a moment, looking intently at the person in front of me who was smiling. It was obviously a fake smile. "What's your name?"

"People call me Sai," it smiled.

"Sai? Like siiiiggggghhhh," I sighed the word out.

"No, Sai," it smiled once more. Okay, its stupid fake smile is really pissing me off…

"Are you a boy or a girl?" I demanded to know.

"Lizbet!" Jev and Lexi scolded me in unison. I glared at them turning back to the unknown thing.

"Oh no, it's quite alright," he smiled at them. "I am a boy."

"Then…why do you wear a half shirt like a slut would?" I asked. "Are you gay? Because I'm okay with it if you are, I just want to know…because I'm confused as to why you would wear that…"

"It is my uniform," he smiled. "I am pleased to meet you, Lizbet-Chan."

"Stop smiling!" I demanded. "You're creeping me out!" I yelled running back to my bed and burying my face in my pillow.

"You're an interesting girl," he commented. "I would enjoy to observe you, to help with my expressions."

"That's it," I exclaimed, shooting up. "You're Sai! And that's Kakashi-sensei! And you're Yamato! And you're Sakura-Chan! And, and…you're Naruto Uzumaki! The next Hokage, BELIEVE IT!"

"How did you know that?" Naruto asked, hesitantly.

"Because you're from the bestest show ever!" I cheered. "It's called Naruto and Naruto Shippuden. And, and I love Justin Timberlake!"

"What's that have to do with anything?" Lexi asked, hitting me in the back of the head.

"Owie! Sai! Haha," I started to laugh.

"Lizzy, I already told them that," Jev explained. "They didn't believe me."

"Yeah, where's your proof!" Naruto demanded, getting all up in my face. Sakura pulled him back in a headlock.

"Naruto, you idiot! Be polite!" she let him go, looking at me apologetically. "I'm sorry. What Naruto meant to say was how could we believe you?"

I stood up. "Well, I could start by saying that YOU"RE NOT WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE!" I spun pointing, but then realized that I was pointing at Kakashi. "Not you. You!" I pointed at Yamato, and then Sai. "Yamato and Sai aren't your real names, you liars! But don't ask me what they are because that hasn't been revealed yet!"

I now turned to Kakashi. "And you.\," I growled out. "It's your fault that my weasel and my Deidara-kun are dead!" I yelled at him. "If you hadn't taught Uchiha the Chidori!" I growled again, more animalistically.

"Sakura used to be a crybaby fangirl," I nodded. "And Naruto is…he loves ramen and is the nine tails jinchuriki."

"How'd you…" Sakura trialed off.

"Wow, it seems you know quite a lot about us," Sai smiled, making my eye twitch.

"Sai," Jev said, walking towards the boy. "If you want to be sane, I suggest that you do not observe her for your…problem."

"Why is that?" he asked.

"Because Imma weirdo!" I sang, running up to him and enveloping him into a hug. "I love you!"

"Don't you think that this is quite sudden?" he asked. "We just met and everything-"

"Stop!" I ran to Naruto. "I love you too! But you belong to Hinata-Chan, so I won't hug you long."

Then I hugged Yamato. "Yamato, I love that face that you make on the Tenshi Bridge Arc thingy to make Naruto get along with Sai!"

"Sakura, I love how you punch really hard! But I won't hug you 'because you terrify me! Kakashi-sensei! You read porn! It's quite creepy!"

They just stared at me. "And that, my dear Sai is why you don't want to observe me for your…problem," I grinned. "Where's Shino-kun?" I asked. "Or Shikamaru-kun? Kiba-kun? Gaara-kun? Rock Lee-san? Might Guy? Jiraiya-sempai?"

"They seem to not be here," Kakashi said.

"Aw, bummer," I groaned.

"It's because she has this weird infatuation with Shino right now," Lexi explained.

"Lord knows why, because we all know how she hates bugs," Jev added.

"You do know that Shino has bugs living inside of him, right?" Sakura asked me.

"Yeah, but as long as they don't come within my line of vision I won't scream bloody murder," I grinned. "But I love Sai too! So I'm happy!"

"Wait, why don't you love me?" Naruto demanded.

"Because you belong with Hinata," I shrugged. "Sai, wanna learn how to play a game?"

The end! I wasn't really into this, I'm sorry if it stunk. I think it might be a one shot, unless it gets some positive feedback, and although I'm a pyromaniac, I do not enjoy flames, so please be nice and say hurtful things in a positive way!

TTFN, minions!

Vee