Here's the BIOS, these are my characters in FFT so it seems fun. Bye.

Name: Leon Gender: Male Job: Wizard Level: 30 Hp: 152 Mp: 92 Abilities: Black Magic Calculate Restore Hp Magic UP Move 2

Name: Simone Gender: Female Job: Ninja Level: 31 Hp: 179 Mp: 40 Abilities: Throw Jump Sunken State Concentrate Move 2

Name: Ramza Gender: Male Job: Lancer Level: 30 Hp: 262 Mp: 45 Abilities: Jump Item Grasp Blade Attack Up Ignore Height

Name: Madaline Gender: Female Job: Summoner Level: 29 Hp: 141 Mp: 90 Abilities: Summon Magic Item Restore Hp Magic UP Jump 1

Name: Rojo Gender: N/A Job: Red Chocobo Level: 32 Hp: 212 Mp: 5 Abilities: Choco Attack Choco Ball Choco Meteor Choco Cure

Today is the day we meet our hero's...OK maybe not hero's, yet that is. We find them at the bar in Gariland. Uh Ow seems that they have a problem. Leon: NO CHOCOBOS ALLOWD!

Man: Yep. I don't make the rules I just enforce them.

Simone: What, can't you just let us in with him.

Man: No I can't! It's against my policy.

Madaline: Ow really! Starts looking threw spell book Will this change your policy! Shows a spell for the lich summon

Man: Gahgh Uh step right in.

Madaline: Thanks. See Rojo, I told you I'd get you that rum you wanted!

Rojo: WARKY! WARKY! WARK! Starts licking Madaline

Ramza: You give him RUM!

Leon: So that's where all MY rum went! Can I Simone?

Simone: Sure turn her into a frog. But for only an hour.

Leon: Yea! Fro... POOF mhhmgmhghmghhhghm

Simone: I love Silence!

Ramza: Come on guys quit playing lets go in.

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Leon: Hey Joe hick get me another one of these, hick.

Bartender: One, my name is not Joe. Two, you sure about another there pretty strong. Simone: He's right Leon, you've had enough.

Leon: Aw don't worry guys I cam haf I nussle w...He passes out

Simone: There he goes again. If I find him in my bed in teh morning, he won't be waking up.

Ramza: Don't worry, this time I'll tie him up.

Madaline: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

Simone: Madaline what are you doing.

Madaline: Uh nothing. Just drinking some rum.

Ramza: I guess that's fine, but when did you start drinking.

Madaline: Uh

Rojo: WOK, WICK, WOOK. Stumbles by

Simone: Ehem Now I know why Chocobos aren't allowed.

Madaline: Uh, hey Bartender! She yells so she can get out of the position she was in Hey do you have any propositions.

Bartender: Sure I do It's a dozy though!

Ramza: What is it!

Bartender: Well, since you're the best around you could probably do it. Notices Leon on the table Except for that guy. Ok there are a few treasures missing together they are called The Chaos Armory.

Simone: Sounds good. So you want us to retrieve them? We'll take it. So just give us a map and we'll be on our way.

Ramza: They could be good use for us.

Bartender: Great, that will be 20000 gil.

Madalne: What!

Bartender: its called info. Talk is cheap and I hate cheap.

Ramza: Ok! Gets on Rojo Ok Rojo lets go giddy up! Rojo falls to the ground under Ramzas feet

Simone: How much rum did you give him?

Madaline: Heh Heh Heh!

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Leon: Uh whew am I He sees a figure in front of him An angel reaches for it

SLAP

Simone: Yea he's awake and definitely has a hangover!

Ramza: Good now we can get on with the proposition!

Leon: What Proposition how did you pay for it were broke.

Madaline: Ow about that.

Leon: You gave them my rum!?

Ramza: NO!...Rojo drank that stuff.

Rojo: WARK!

Leon: Then what did you use to pay them?

Simone: Your Magazines!

Leon: AHHHHHHHH!

Madaline: Did he buy it?

Simone: Yea, hey where are his mags any ways?

Ramza: Oh Yea! He has the magazines

Simone: Ow She uses sunken state to spy on Ramza

Madaline: My turn to have some fun! Blind!

Ramza: Ahhhhh I can't seeeee!

Madaline: hey what did we use to pay them?

Simone: Mushrooms!

Bartender: Hey this isn't gold there mushrooms and I'm eler...er...er...er...ACHOO!

So begins the adventure of our brave...no not brave...stupid hero's...no not hero's...ok hero's.

Please R&R! Remember if life puts you down, get a Chocobo! WARK!