Hi ppl! I'm back with a different fic! Yes this time it is naruto! Yes! It may be just as pointless as my last fic but this time it's naruto with a couple of my characters thrown in! Well this is the first chapter enjoy!

Ok just 2 let you know this story starts out at the start of the ninja academy during the test to see if you pass and become a trainee ninja.

This is my first shot at a naruto fic so don't kill me or even try to kill me .

Chapter1

The acquaintance

Iruka sensei: Ok! Listen up! If you every even want to become a trainee you must past the test!

Val: Whatever like we care eh Zhou li?

Zhou li: Yeah! Man that will be so frickin easy, but I bet you that Naruto kid fails eh?

Amaya: Yeah seriously. I mean he fail already like three times?

Sasuke: What are you three talking about? Somethin about naruto?

Val: who invited sasuke into the conversation?

Zhou li: Hey it wasn't me I ha

Iruka sensei: hey you four back there stop talking and pay attention! Now too the test.

Suddenly mizuki sensei suddenly appeared at the table at the front of the room!

Mizuki sensei: Ok Iruka lets start the test!

Val: God! Finally this is really starting to get boring……

Iruka sensei: Val it seems your our first up! Now show me one of your jutsus!

Val: Ha easy. Saru, tatsu, inu, uma, u, ushi, I, hitsuji, tori, tatsu. Lesser valkyre flames!

Suddenly the table mizuki sensei was sitting at burst into flames and quickly incinerated.

Iruka sensei: Now that's a jutsu! You pasted! Now you there Zhou li your up!

Zhou li: Whatever. Tatsu, saru, uma, ushi, I. Lesser blasting wind!

Mizuki sensei and everyone else suddenly froze.

Zhou li: Heh heh. Looks like I overdid it again.

Amaya: Yeah! Man I'm freezing!

Val: I'm nice and toasty actually.

Zhou li: How'd you two not freeze Amaya?

Amaya: Easy, Val unfroze me.

Zhou li: O. hey Val we better unfreeze the rest of them. Val if you will.

Val: Lesser valkyre flames!

The whole room suddenly burst into flames and almost burned down the academy.

Iruka sensei: As long as you never use those two jutsus in the same room ever again ill pass you both! And now the last in the gang …..Amaya!

Amaya: Ok! Saru, ushi, u, I, tatsu, uma, inu. Lesser blitz storm!

Mizuki was then zapped by lightning. And by this time was in so much pain that he fainted.

Iruka sensei: Ok Amaya you pass but don't do that in confined areas……ever again. Well then I guess that we are almost over with the tests seeing as everyone else took them early except naruto.

Naruto: Ha I'm ready believe it! Ok here goes nothing. Transform!

Naruto transformed into a beautiful naked lady veiled in smoke which caused Iruka sensei to get an over dramatic nose bleed.

Iruka sensei: Naruto! I told you a thousand times to not create stupid jutsu! I'm sorry naruto but I'm going to have to fail you………. again.

Naruto at this point was shouting like an imbecile.

Val: Man look at him he is a disgrace to ninjas. I mean he always acts like an idiot and this morning he went and painted the hokage statues!

Zhou li: Yeah he is a real idiot eh?

Amaya: You guys really should be nicer to him. I mean he's not that bad….

Amaya: You guys really should be nicer to him. I mean he's not that bad…. (A/N Amaya does not have a crush on Naruto, just to let you no)

Val: and why should we don't you remember the prank he pulled on us?

Amaya: yeah but…….

Iruka sensei: naruto! Shut up now class is dismissed an naruto your coming with me I want you to wash off every single bit of paint off the hokage statues!

Naruto: yes Iruka sensei……….

Val, Amaya, and Zhou li left the class room of the ninja academy with Val and Zhou li laughing like idiots and Amaya looking at them with a look of venom in her eyes.

So how did you like the chapter? Just press the shine little review button and gimme a nice review ok? O and no flames please but I do take advice.