Disclaimer – I am NOT J.K.Rowling… I wish I was, but I am not…

A/N: This is my second story (the first would be 50 Reasons Why Harry Should Be With Ginny… please read if you have the time) Anyway… please read and review! Thanks!

Prologue – Oh Boredom…

On Instant Messenger …

JingleLady (Rene): Yo

squirrels-will-rule-the-world (Roxy): Hey Rene!

JingleLady: (looks at Roxy's new screen name) Squirrels?

squirrels-will-rule-the-world: What? They already took over Canada!

the-government-stole-my-toad is online

the-government-stole-my-toad (Kristina): Hi!

JingleLady: Yo Kris!

squirrels-will-rule-the-world: I'm bored…

squirrels-will-rule-the-world's status is now playing my flute

the-government-stole-my-toad: Ok…

JingleLady: … I want to play meh guitar…

squirrels-will-rule-the-world's status is now available

squirrels-will-rule-the-world: I'm still bored.

JingleLady: Why don't you kidnap Harry Potter again?

squirrels-will-rule-the-world: I could… (evil smirk)

the-government-stole-my-toad: Let's not kidnap Harry again… someone else.

JingleLady: MALFOY! KIDNAP DRACO!

squirrels-will-rule-the-world: (glares) He's my Draco. Not yours. And if I did then all the Draco fans will be knocking down my door trying to kill me for taking him.

JingleLady: Then Fred! or George! or Oliver Wood!

the-government-stole-my-toad: (reading HP book) Come on Ron… she's obviously trying to make you jealous.

squirrels-will-rule-the-world: … ?

JingleLady: … ?

squirrels-will-rule-the-world: (light bulb above head turns on) THAT'S PERFECT!

JingleLady: … Did I miss something?

the-government-stole-my-toad: (light bulb above head turns on) OMG THAT IS PERFECT!

JingleLady: (taps on light bulb above head) Is this thing working?

squirrels-will-rule-the-world: Kris, I'll meet you there. Later.

squirrels-will-rule-the-world has logged off

the-government-stole-my-toad: See ya Rene!

the-government-stole-my-toad has logged off

JingleLady: WHAT IS GOING ON!

JingleLady: (taps light bulb again) Why won't you turn on!

JingleLady: Great, now I'm talking to myself…

JingleLady: …

JingleLady: Forget it, I'm going to buy a new light bulb.

JingleLady has logged off

A/N: hehehe... The reasons will start next chapter. Please review! The more reviews the faster I update!