Author's Note: A tribute to my all time favorite Kirby villain, Marx. What, can I say, I love that freaky flying jester!
By the way, I seperated in lines, because I could not seperate it any other way. If someone could explain how to seperate it properly, it would be nice if you told me, thanks.
Disclaimer: Everything disclaimed.
The Dark Jester
It was a lazy day, a sunny day, the day for a nice nap
A beautiful lazy day, upon which I decided to snap
I will not go into the hows, whens, or whys
Just know that the world was now filthy and hateful in my eyes
Happiness and laughter was rampant in the Land of Dreams
Giggles and sweetness, and games of Tag Teams
I hated the naive folks of this land, with their dances and songs
They needed a dose of reality, cold and hateful all along
And it was thanks to that puffball, the pink one I can't stand
The peace making copy-cat, Kirby, Hero of Dreamland
I laughed at the thought of his demise, cackled at it's mere appeal
So I came up with a plan to seal that deal
Instigating the Ultimate Feud was easier that pie
I convinced the Sun and Moon to fight in the sky
I told the Lord of Day that Moon called it a hothead
And the Master of Night that the Sun wanted it dead
Night. Day. Then Night again.
The two fought for which one would reign
And now I roll to the nasty little Kirby, "HEY HEY HEY!"
And to him this what I had to say:
"To stop this battle, you must make a wish to the Nova Comet
To summon it, you must go to other planets, and find the Fountain of Dreams on it"
And the fool flew off, and I cackled with glee
The puffball was going to do my work for me
Days later, the Fountains of other worlds were flowing
And now, the Comet should soon start showing
I flew off to space, with determination in my heart
That my new and mischievous world was about to start
I found the pink one, about to make his wish
Then I knocked him aside, like a nasty side dish
I said my wish, with my heart as black as tar
"Well, I want to control Pop Star!"
Then, I felt it,I had a power most great
And I felt my body change it's state
I began to grow and stretch, gaining power
I sprouted golden wings, which over others they towered
But the biggest change not on the outside, but within
I felt my insanity grow, at the wish of my sin
I laughed like field of drunken hyenas, and I began taunt
"Now I am free to cause the all mischief want!"
And I flew to Pop Star, with the great Comet in tow.
Soon, my evil will be the only thing the citizens know
But curses, and all manners of hate
The Sun and Moon are holding back Nova from dealing the planet's fate
And now that Kirby rides to me, small and dirty like a speck of mud
Soon, Pop Star will be drowning in his blood
But using his Starship, it's blasters in store
He has destroyed my wish-granter's core
But now he must fight me in the Ultimate Duel
And his body will be lost in space, the poor fool
I blasted Ice, and Cuts, and with his mind I toyed
And I even split in two, to reveal my Heart, a Dark Void
But he refused to die, no matter what I threw
He used Ice, Sword, Fire, Mirror, and even Wheel too
Soon I felt my Essence weaken, losing the strength of my Insanity
Though I didn't show it, I felt my shriveled heart cry in agony
With a final smack of his Hammer, I was beaten by my foe
And I felt a pain, that no mortal should know
My wings failed, I had lost all of my control
The power of Kirby had taken it's toll
As I sailed toward my death, I lamented at his win
And now I was going to pay for my sin
And then, I crashed into Nova, and there was a big boom
And both of us arrived at our doom
And now my Soul lies in darkness, kept alive with Hate
My revenge I will have, I just have to wait...
I will write a Part 2 with Marx's Soul if, A:I beat the True Arena on KSSU, or B:I get 5 good reviews. Whichever comes first. Happy days!
