Choco-Loco
Disclaimer: I do not own CT. Imagine what it would be like if I did… BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Warning: This is not funny, it's sadistic, and it's weird. If you're sane, you better get the hell away before you get contaminated. I would only victimize those who are insane.
Hyuga: Remind me why you are here again.
Krizzie: It's simple, actually. The last day of the finals is tomorrow and I decided to write a one-shot before resigning myself to studies and research for Mathematics.
Takeshi: Shouldn't school be your first priority?
Krizzie: …well, this is a practice for my English… right? (Actually… we just finished the English exam earlier today.)
Ken: It just goes to show that you're too lazy to study.
Krizzie: Oh, really? Why don't we start and ignore crabby goalkeepers who won't mind their own pitiful lives!
Ken: I CAN HEAR YOU!
Krizzie: I want you to hear me. Now, let me present to you folks: a short crappy piece featuring…
Takeshi: Who? Who? Who?
Krizzie: …uh… Ken Wakashimazu! And TAKESHI SAWADA!
Fan girls Takeshi Sawada included NANI? (Ken Wakashimazu faints in background)
Krizzie: XD… sigh… I'm so evil.
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
Sweet, gooey, yummy chocolate
Bars, drinks, toppings and cakes
All I could think of is how sweet it would taste
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
I love it in its luscious melted state
I don't know how much more I could take,
If I cannot have some yummy chocolate
Hyuga furrowed his eyebrows, his disapproval potent in the humid noon air. The Toho team scattered, and the only ones left beside him were the condemner and the condemned.
Takeshi whimpered, one hand covering the other that was holding an ice pack against his eyes. Ken stood a meter away, holding a wrapper in hand.
Sorimachi blinked, one hand clutching his bag as he entered the scene. Boy, was that a big mistake.
On a training day scheduled by fate,
Little Takeshi came in late
He entered the locker rooms in such a haste,
that he slipped and fell on a bar of chocolate.
"Uh… what happened here?" Sorimachi asked, peering at his teammates.
"Don't fucking ask." Hyuga snapped.
Sorimachi shut up.
Little Takeshi stared at the bar,
his innocent eyes twinkling like little stars.
The luscious treat, to a gold on par
His grubby hands reached for it like a desperate beggar.
"I hate you." Ken said truthfully.
"I love the chocolate." Takeshi bit back, weakly.
Everyone blinked.
That's when Ken entered the scene,
clad in a shirt and a pair of jeans.
He came in looking keen,
He paused, looking mean.
"I think I'm going to go now…" Sorimachi muttered hesitantly, looking weirdly at the skies that seemed to do all the talking.
"Oh hell no." Hyuga growled. "You're staying right here."
I'm so evil.
"I want to go home." Sorimachi whimpered.
Little Takeshi whimpered in fright
Monster Ken glared at everything in sight.
Little Takeshi wondered if he would ever see the light,
Monster Ken wondered if little Takeshi would bite.
Ken took a bar from his pocket.
He ate it in the speed of a rocket.
Sorimachi's eyes went out of their sockets.
The whole Toho team dropped dead.
All these because of chocolate.
All these because Little Takeshi came in late.
All these, not worth of a debate.
All these, a product of revenge so passionate.
Krizzie: Sweet, ne?
Takeshi: I don't think I'll ever be reading any of your fics again.
Sorimachi: GET ME THE HELL OUTTA THERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Krizzie: I'm so evil.
Ken: …I'm seriously asking all of you to FLAME this girl! I'm BEGGING you to flame this girl! PLEASE! IF YOU LOVE US, YOU WOULD DO THIS!
Krizzie: Chocolate!