Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto..
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At the Akatsuki base
"So Itachi failed.." the man with a Venus flytrap enveloping his head stated.
"Apparently, the younger Uchiha has killed him... yeah" answered the person with a mouth on his hand.
"Is that so?" the man replied "No matter, with eight of the tailed beasts in our hands, our goal will soon be accomplished."
"But, what about the nine-tailed beast? and her?" questioned a man with the mouth on his hand "We haven't even located her yet... yeah"
The man with the venus flytrap enveloping his head stared at his companion for a while and then replied "As it turns out.. you have already met her."
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In Konoha
"Naruto BAKA!!" an angry pink haired kunoichi screamed. "It's not what you think Sakura-chan!! I swear!!" A blonde haired boy screamed back as he was running for his dear life, away from the angry kunoichi.
"Prepare to die Naruto!" screamed the angry kunoichi as she pumped chakra to her feet and ran at a faster rate than before. "I was just training Sakura-chan!! believe me!!" the blonde yelled while barely dodging the chakra filled fist of the angry kunoichi.
"Training my foot?! What the hell does that have to do with my bra?!"
FLASHBACK
"Listen carefully Naruto, this special training that were going to do today will test most of your ninja skills!!" said a white haired man.
"EH? Ero-sennin?! What is it?!!" questioned the hyperactive blonde as his eyes suddenly turned star-shaped. "Are you going to teach me a super duper new technique?!!" the blonde screamed at his mentor as the stars in his eyes twinkled.
"Ehehe.. not quite, I was actually going to test your stealth skills.." replied the white-haired man. The blonde boy's face dropped in disappointment and said "Eh Ero-sennin, that's stupid.. Do you doubt the skills of the future Hokage?!! Stealth?! I've already learned that upon starting as a ninja.." the blonde haired boy then pouted and crossed his arms on his chest.
"Ohohoho!! But this is a 'special' training my boy!! If you fail this stealth test, you probably would barely escape with your life!!" said the white haired man as he stroked his chin. "So boy are you up for it?! Or are you scared to die?!"
"What?! Of course not!! I'm not going to die until I become the Hokage!! Let's do this!!" the blond haired boy replied as he pumped his fist into the air.
"Good, good, now Naruto, I need you to retrieve a special item for me.. To be able to do this you need to be extra stealthy.." the white haired man said as he gave the boy a serious look. "A special item eh? so what is it?!" asked the eager blonde as he jumped up and down like an overly excited kid. The white haired man grinned wickedly at him and whispered something to his ear.
END FLASHBACK
"Damn Ero-sennin, I should've never agreed to his 'special' training" the blonde muttered to himself. "How was I supposed to know that this was the 'special' item.. "
Just then as he was thinking to himself, the angry kunoichi appered in front of him, her eyes had flames in them and a killing aura was surrounding her. Naruto, who was too distracted by cursing the Ero-sennin in his mind, didn't even realize that she was directly in front of him until a fist connected to his face and sent him flying to the other end of Konoha, right where his current object of hatred was sitting peacefully.
-Crrraaaassshhh-
"Oh Naruto! Didn't I tell you that if you fail this stealth test you would probably barely escape with your life? Tsk tsk.. Hate to say I told you so.." the white haired man said as he rose from his seat and took what the boy was holding.
"Damn you ero-sennin!" the boy muttered before he fell unconscious due to the impact of his fall and strong punch he received.
The white haired man just laughed and examined the piece of underwear that he was holding. "I knew I was right about Sakura's cup size!!"
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The Hokage Tower
"You called for me Hokage-sama?" a silver haired man asked as he entered the Hokage's office. The blonde haired woman, who had her hair in pigtails looked up from the stacks of scrolls and papers around her desk and spotted the masked jounin in her office. She gestured for the man to be seated in one of the chairs in front of her desk. As the man was seated, the Hokage then spoke to him
"Kakashi, as you may have been informed by Jiraiya, the Akatsuki has eight of the tailed beasts in their hands." the Hokage said with a seriuos look on her face. "And we all know what they're after next.."
"Naruto.." the silver haired ninja finished for her.
"Yes." the Hokage then let out a frustrated sigh and spoke again "As we all know, they will stop at nothing to get what they want. And they are prepared to attack Konoha if necessary." Again she let out a frustrated sigh and reached for a bottle of sake near her desk. After she was done drinking half of the contents of the bottle she spoke again. " We need to prepare for war with the Akatsuki.."
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A/N : This is.. well kind of short.. but I still hope you like it though..
not much happening here.. but the serious stuff starts at chapter 2.. :D
Yeah.. hope you like this one.. It's my first fanfic.. :D