n.n Alright!! Another start of my new fic!!
First for a start off, I would like to thank kuramaandhiei4evr, the mistress of all "Know Your Stars" for giving me permission to use her idea and for giving me some ideas. I would also like to thank my friends, Sami-Otaku and Yana-chan for supporting me, and more than that, giving me some ideas too. Thank you!! n.n
Oh, I forgot. Another thanks for kuramaandhiei4evr for also giving me permission to use RVG. Thankies!!
And welcome to my ficcie, RVG! [evil grin] .
RVG: O.o… Uh-oh… I'm toast… -.-;;;
n.n Don't worry, kuramaandhiei4evr! I will give you as many credits as I could for creating RVG!
Now we shall all start the insanity and the torment! [evil laughter]
Seto (from YGO): Don't you dare steal my favorite motto!! [thinks about it] Except for the insanity thing…
¬¬… And our first victim is… Ash Ketchum!!! .
Ash: Who? Me?
Yes! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ash: Does that mean I'm a Pokemon Master?
No, you naïve fool!! You're the first victim to feel my wrath! [evil laughter once more]
Ash: Aaww… [face faults, but naïve face returns] What 'wrath'? Is that a new pokemon?
-.- [shakes head] Man, he's hopeless. I don't know what to do with him. [gets glares from Ash Ketchum fangirls] n.nUU Uh… Hehehe? Let's start the chappie, shall we?
Disclaimer: Not without me!! n.n
[sighs]
Disclaimer: Sephira doesn't own Pokemon or Know Your Stars. This disclaimer will be official for the rest of the fic!!
Readers: Start the fic already! We don't have all day!! o
[dodges all the things thrown off to her] n.nUU Tehe… Now on with the chappie.
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Know your stars…
Know your stars…
Ash Ketchum…
…has hat hair…
Ash: …
RVG: …
Ash: …What's hat hair? Is that also a new pokemon?
RVG: O.o… NO!! . Are you really that naïve?
Ash: Is naïve also a pokemon?
RVG: No!! o
Ash: Okay then… So what were you saying?
RVG: -.- [has an anger nerve] I said you have hat hair.
Ash: What's hat hair then?
RVG: Well, it's… uh… a hair that… grows on hats! n.nUU (A/N: Sorry people, but I really don't know what hat hair is! Tell me if I'm wrong…)
Ash: Oh… [realizes what he said] HEY! I do not have hat hair!!
RVG: Then how come you won't take your hat off?
Ash: Because I don't want to!
RVG: -.- Is that really your reason?
Ash: Yes!!! .
RVG: ¬¬ Hmm…
Ash Ketchum…
…goes to the strip club every Thursday night…
Ash: …What's a strip club?
RVG: Do I really have to tell you everything?
Ash: Well, if you have the answer, yes.
RVG: . Grr… It's a club where women/men strip and dance in front of perverted imbeciles!
Ash: [is confused] Umm… can you lower down the big words a little?
RVG: -.- OK… A strip club is where naked women/men dance!
Ash: [realizes what he said… again… -.-] Gasp! I would never do that! I'm not dancing in front of people naked! (A/N: LOL)
RVG: No you're not!! Haven't you been listening?! I said you always go to the strip club every Thursday night!!
Ash: Oh… [realizes what he said… again…] Hey! I would never do that too!
RVG: Then what is this? [holds up an entry card or whatever it might be]
Ash: Hey! That's May's Contest Pass Card! .… . That's what she's looking for it for weeks! Give it back! [tackles RVG and tries to get it]
RVG: NEVAH!! And it's just an entry card for May!! …[evil grin]
Ash: O.o [gulps]
RVG: …You love her, don't you!!???
Ash: [blushes] No, I do not!
RVG: Then, why are you blushing?! Huh???!
Ash: …
RVG: C'mon! Tell me!! #.#
Ash: . I DON'T!! [now had the chance to get May's card back… swipes it from RVG's hand] :p
RVG: T.T… I'm touched… You must really love her that much!
Ash: No I don't! She's blaming me for losing it! Now I could prove her that I didn't steal it!
RVG: Hmph… be it your way…
Ash: n.nUU
Ash Ketchum…
…Has fallen in love with his Pikachu
Ash: …Well, if it's in a friendly way, then that's true!
RVG: Not in a friendly way! …In a LOVE kind of way…
Ash: I don't get you…
RVG: -.- I meant that you love your Pikachu as much as any fangirls who'd love you!
Ash: No I don't!
RVG: Gasp! I can't believe it!! How dare you hurt your love's feelings!!!??
Ash: O.o… I love my Pikachu in a friendly kind of way! I told you that!
RVG: [ignores him] T.T How could you… you mean person! After all you and your Pikachu have been through, that's all you can say?!
Ash: …Half of what you said was true, but I only love my Pikachu in a friendly kind of way! We're best buddies no matter what! Pikachu is almost like my brother! And whatever you say will not change anything!
RVG: -.- Well I guess I have to show proof to the readers then. [holds up a piece of paper] Let me read this passage written in Ash's diary…
Ash: [mutters] I do not have a diary…
RVG: [ignores] Ahem… ahem… [reads] Hello, diary! I have been through many things today! And Pikachu gained my trust! Now I won't have problems. But… it's not really my problem, diary… It's just that… I'm in love with my Pikachu! I didn't mean in a friendly kind of way, I love Pikachu in a LOVE kind of way… Whenever he stares at me with his chocolate brown eyes, smiles up to me and says "Chaaa!", I feel myself smile… I feel my heart shroud with warmth… That's why I also hate Team Rocket! If they ever try to steal my Pikachu ever again, I SWEAR they would feel my wrath! I can not let them steal away Pikachu; if they happened to do that, my world would be shrouded in darkness. Without Pikachu's smile, my world would never have light to enlighten me! …It might sound that I might be overacting, diary, but I'm really serious… Maybe someday, I would ask Pikachu to marry me! So we would live happily together, ever after… Sincerely, Ash. [sniffs] T.T How sweet of you, Ash! You must really love your Pikachu that you're willing to kill Team Rocket and marry your Pikachu… How heroic…
Ash: Hey! I don't have a diary! And besides, if it really came from my diary, which I told you I don't happen to have any, it should have a date! When you write an entry in a diary, you should always write the date!
RVG: n.nUU Wow… I never thought you would go and say big words just to protect your relationship with Pikachu… Man, you need counseling!
Ash: 0 Grrrr!! I SAID I LOVE MY PIKACHU IN A FRIENDLY KIND OF WAY!!!!!!!!! GRRRR!!!
RVG: Uh-oh… This means only one thing… RUN! [runs away from a really angry Ash]
Ash: 0 [chases RVG]
RVG: . Now you know Ash Ketchum…!! [runs faster]
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n.n That should be the very first chappie of "Know Your Stars: Pokemon Style"! I hoped you liked it! Any flames would be used to burn Ash's house down… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! #.#
Next chapter would be… he… why should I tell you?! Read it to know it! [evil laughter once again]
RVG: She's been influenced by KH4ever… Why must I suffer all of these… -.-UU