The Ultimate Naruto Fanfiction
One day, Naruto was eating ramen while watching Sasuke jump off a cliff.
Shikamaru, Temari, Ino, Chouji, Sakura, Frank, Gai, Lee, Neji, Zombie Sasuke, Naruto, and Frank #2 all started to breakdance.
Suddenly, there was a giant explosion and everyone on the planet died.