Helooooo internet!
Wow, can't believe I'm actually doing this, anyway, I was going typo do a Q and A fic before I browsed the archives and found 5 others, literally. So I've decided to do something a little more unique, a Situation games! If my writing isn't any good tell me in the reviews etc.
Also I've re uploaded because of text issues etc, now the list actually has numbers and there is proper spacing.
Anyway, onto the story!
All of Frisk's friends was sitting around her room, Papyrus and sans on her bed, Alphys and Undyne on her small couch, Toriel and Asgore standing near her door, Flowey on her desk, thankfully in a pot, Mettaton lying fabulously on her floor and finally Napstablook just floating next to Mettaton. This was going to be a long and hilarious night.
"So, Frisk, can you tell us WHY where here now?" Undyne blurted out after waiting for at least 30 seconds of silence, "Yes darling, the audience is waiting!" Mettaton added.
"Ok", Frisk finally replied, "So, I was browsing the internet, and I found this really cool game that I think we could all play" The crowd was now intrigued, "THIS GAME SOUNDS GREAT!" Papyrus said without realising what the game actually was, "ERM… WHAT IS IT?" said Papyrus, fixing his mistake.
"Well basically" Frisk looked to her computer screen, "Everyone is given a number from 1 to 10, and then someone reads out situations with the numbers instead of names, and from there… I guess chaos ensues?" "Wow… that does sound interesting" Asgore meekly replied, "Well? What are we waiting for? LET'S PLAY!" Undyne excitedly screeched.
Frisk was waiting for that response, and pulled out a hat filled with little bits of paper, "Well, then choose your numbers!"
Everyone picked a number, and Frisk wrote them down on a list, this is how it went:
1: Asgore
2: Flowey
3: Undyne
4: Frisk
5: Sans
6: Toriel
7: Papyrus
8: Mettaton
9: Alphys
10: Napstablook
"k'now" sans spoke up after everything was written down, "i'm not very good at games, it takes a while for me to KETCHUP".
"SANS…" Papyrus said worryingly,
"but when i get into it, I really begin to RELISH it!" sans finally got out, Frisk and Toriel now laughing their heads off.
"LET'S JUST BEGIN THE GAME NOW!"
That was my little prologue, now for the meat of the story, from now on, sentences won't be said in paragraphs, but in short sentences with the character's name, back to the story.
First scenario:
4 and 6 admit their secret crushes on each other, how does 2 react?
Frisk: what the actual… ahem, Mom?
Toriel: Yes, my *giggle* child?
Frisk: I… guess I… like you? In a… I…Intim…
Sans: say it…
Frisk: Shut up, you're not even meant to comment
Sans: I'm just sayin' its kinda ironic how, back in the ruins, you flirted with her, and it turns out you actually like her
Frisk: But I don't, it's just a game
Alphys: I ship it
Undyne: Me too!
Alphys: Froriel, perfect!
Flowey: Do I even get a say in this?
Asgore: :(
Flowey: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
Flowey: Also, I hate it
Scenario 2
10 and 5 are styling their house, what does it end up like?
Napstablook: I guess I'll put my computer here…
Sans: sock here…
Napstablook: paint the walls grey…
Sans: tv… wait, there's no room…
Napstablook: we don't need a kitchen… just a fridge…
(Many hours of organisation later)
*the house looks empty and cluttered at the same time
Sans: perfect
Napstablook: I guess I could have done better…
Scenario 3
7 and 1 are cooking together, what do they make? And does 6 like it?
Asgore: Hmm… how about a pie?
Papyrus: A SPAGHETTI PIE!
Asgore: With butterscotch!
Papyrus: YEAH! THAT SOUNDS GREAT!
(Many hours of failed cooking later)
Papyrus: HERE IT IS, QUEEN CLO… TORIEL!
*Papyrus places a burnt spaghetti pie in front of Toriel, with charred patches of butterscotch slopping off the top
Toriel: *takes a bite, her face scrunches up reflexively, the taste is indescribable*
Toriel: Its… great, very… interesting cooking techniques, the butterscotch clashes with the spaghetti… nicely?
Papyrus: WOWIE! ASGORES CL… TORIEL LIKED MY COOKING!
Frisk: What's great?
Papyrus: HUMAN! YOU SHOULD TRY ME AND ASGORES NEW CREATION! *puts the plate in front of frisk
Frisk: *Recoils from the pungent smell* Actually, I… just had lunch, and I…
Sans: *eye glows*
Frisk: Am hungry again! Sure, I'll… try… it...
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A red and black portal opened on the roof, and out stepped a menacing figure. The figure wore a black trench coat, black denim pants and an eyepatch around his left eye. The figure stood over the house, gazing upon the people frolicking in the front yards of the surrounding houses. The figure chuckled, as spoke,
"Soon... Soon this world will be fixed, when I am finished, no one will destroy my perfect world anymore"
And that was my first chapter, ever, was it any good? Are my characters in character? Am I funny enough for a humour fic, romancyish enough for a part romance fic? Tell me in the reviews
Two things, 1, I did not plan the first one at all, I literally chose random numbers and came up with that (anyone else ship Froriel now? #Froriel), in fact, I'm never gonna purposely put characters in situations, that just ruins the fun! 2, this fic ain't gonna run itself! PM (or review, it doesn't matter) me if you want to add situations, no matter how wacky, that just makes it funnier!
Anyway, first timer out!