Hey hey! Animated Freak is back with a new fic! woOt woOt! I'm hoping this will go well! I'm just apoligizing for the frequent coarse language used in this fic (that's why it's rate pg13). Hehehe well i hope you love this fic has much as i loved writing it up! Enjoy:

Super Card Captor Klutz

Being a teenager is hard. Being a teenager while trying to capture the Clow cards is even harder. So how does Sakura cope? With the help from her cute partner of course!

Sakura's p.o.v

Yep, another ordinary school day. It's so ordinary I already know what's going to happen. Why can't it be like Sailor Moon's life! I'm a bigger pig then her and she's some princess of the moon! All the other planets are taken up by the other Sailor Scouts, even Uranus! Who the hell wants to be named after that planet!

Yep, the bus was cramped again! I consider myself lucky because today no-one had farted on the bus! Gosh! Some people will eat anything won't they! And little kids can be such a handful, "why do you have balls on your pig tails?" "Because they look cute." "If you think they look cute, check this out!" Boys!

Well this is my school, not much really, still pretty ordinary but it looks so good! Like a really expensive private school, like on 'The O.C'. But the teachers are pretty good here, and some are pretty good looking too! Like Mr. Terada! I'm pretty sure any girl who doesn't mind having a crush on teachers, has one on Terada! Like Chiharu! She's in year 10 and still has a HUGE crush on him!

I was walking around the school trying to find my bestest friend in the whole entire world and universe (beat that Sailor moon)! She's probably in the grass-quad with all the beautiful Cherry Blossom trees! Gosh I love Japan!

Yup and there she was waiting for me with a smile on her face, "hey!" she screamed on the top of her lungs; scaring every bird in the trees, and most of the people around her, including me…

"Uh hey…" I said, approaching her slowly. "Did you do your music homework?" Tomoyo asked, with a grin on her face." "Yeah," I answered taking off my bag and sitting under the tree, "did you?"

"Nope!" she answered ever-so proudly, sitting on the floor. "You shouldn't do that you know," I told her seriously, leaning back with my arms supporting me. "What?" she asked, acting so innocent. "Don't 'what' me; you shouldn't do that just so that Mr. Terada will talk to you for a few seconds! You're worse than Chiharu!"

Tomoyo laughed, "I know I know, but I can't help it! His so sexy!" I couldn't disagree with that, who would! "At least do half of it so he thinks you care," I suggest, going through my bag to get my music book out. "Thanks a lot Sakura," Tomoyo said, opening her music book and copying what she could.

It was first period and we had music with Mr. Terada! And his not the only reason why I love music! Syaoran Li! I've had a crush on him since uh… since forever! His so adorable with his serious amber eyes! And the best thing to see is his smile! Its so fking cute! The only problem is… he doesn't know I exist!

Okay, so he does know I'm there, I sit on the same table with him, but other than that there is no other connection! I wish that something could happen between us and we could start talking and get married and have babies! How wonderful life would be.

I sat down on the table with Tomoyo, Eriol and Syaoran. The only possible reason I can think of that explains why Syaoran sits with us is because of Eriol, and the reason he sits with us is because he as a thing for Tomoyo, well that's our theory anyways. But I swear sometimes I get a gay vibe from him!

Mr. Terada finally entered the room, "good morning students," he chanted gleefully placing his folder down on his desk that was filled with photos of him and his own band, a stack of his favorite albums, a small pile of papers and a green apple he put to make him look 'smart'.

"Okay class! It's time for another pop quiz!" He said, sounding so excited. The class groan has they sat up getting their pencil cases out. This was the usual Monday morning, first period of music procedure, nothing out of the ordinary.

The class sat in silence has they answered the question on the sheet of paper. I usually get top marks because I study a bit the night before, knowing that there will be a quiz on Monday morning.

"Times up!" Mr. Terada finally called after 30 minutes. Everyone in the class let out a sigh as they leaned back into their chair. "Mr. T is going to give me a heart attack with all these pop quizzes!" Eriol groaned, stretching his arms, "how did you go, Tomoyo?"

Tomoyo nodded, "okay I guess." Yeah right! I study the night before and she beats me by a few marks! Or is it the other way around? Hmm… now I'm confused! "What bout you?" Tomoyo asked, sitting up in her chair.

"Yeah pretty good, pretty good!" Eriol replied smiling, "What about you Syaoran? Failed yeah?" Syaoran just shrugged, "I guess so." Sometimes he can be so mysterious it's so sexy!

Our table just went quiet, like they were all waiting for someone to say something, especially Eriol and Tomoyo, they have something up their sleeves I know it! Syaoran just sat there looking down at his desk. Hmm… awkward!

So I guess it as up to me to break the silence like always, "SO! Who watched the ninja turtles this morning?" Tomoyo dropped her head on the table, ouch and Eriol was shaking his head laughing. Did I say something stupid?

Syaoran just got up and walked to his other friends, asking them about their weekend. "What did I say?" They both just shook their head. "Oh! Was that one of your plans to get him to talk to me?" I asked dumbfounded.

"Duh!" Tomoyo answered. I crossed my arms and pouted, "Hey, don't blame me; he wasn't going to say anything anyways besides 'I think I'm going to go over there now'. And you two know that's true!"

They couldn't deny it, so they just change the subject; "so… How was your weekend Eriol?" Tomoyo asked, pretending nothing had happened. I just shook my head before resting it on the table.

I looked towards Syaoran, talking with his friends. After almost every sentence they all started laughing. From the angle I was on, I couldn't even see if he was smiling. Damn I would love to see him smile!

After school I was stuck at home, all alone, with nothing to do but eat or do homework. I think I'll eat first! I opened the fridge door and scanned for something yummy to eat, like a cake perhaps?

Hmm… damn Touya must have gotten here before me! Damn his free period! He leaves me with all the mess. So what to eat now? Pancakes? Sounds great! As I started to prepare the mixture I couldn't help but hear those small noises in the house, like when the floor just creeks randomly or you hear a ruffling sound? Or is that just my house?

Anyways today was a bit different, it wasn't any louder, but it was making a different noise, like a gargling sound when your stomach rumbles? Maybe it's just my head. But it started to get louder after I cooked 4 pancakes, yum, pancakes drools.

You can't blame me for being curious, but it scared the shit out of me when I heard this extra large one! It was like a dinosaur! I picked up the phone and dialed Tomoyo's number, as I searched for another clean wooden spoon.

"Hello?" Tomoyo said at the other end of the line. "Hey Tomoyo, If I don't come to school tomorrow you know that I'm dead, okay?" I told her, holding the wooden spoon in front of me. "Um, okay then?" Tomoyo said confused. "Remember I want a party with your baked cakes after my funeral, and tell me if Syaoran cries, okay? Bye," and with that I hung up.

I sighed has I grasped the wooden spoon with both hands. Maybe I should I have called the police instead of Tomoyo? Oh well, she can do that whole Veronica Mars thing! Except she'll live with her mother in a mansion.

I made my way to the basement door, the source of all the noise! Gosh I hope they didn't fart! I don't want to die in a stinky room! I let out a sigh has I rested my quivering hand on the door knob.

I swiftly opened the door and jump down the small set of stairs "ha! Got you!" I screamed, holding the wooden spoon in front of me, why did I take a wooden spoon for?

I was surprised to see that there was no one there; at least I couldn't see anyone. I made my way to the other side of the basement; there was a bookshelf that cut the room in half. I still can't believe my dad read all these books! I still haven't read my class novel and we had an assessment on it two weeks ago.

I took a deep breath, standing behind the bookshelves. Why didn't I bring a knife and why didn't I ring the police instead of Tomoyo! I really am stupid! Touya was right! ARGH! Asshole!

I could feel my heart pumping fast, it's now or never! I jumped out from my hiding spot throwing the wooden spoon to the end of the basement and it hit… a bookcase? What the hell is going on here?

There is no one or nothing in sight. The window is locked; maybe it was just my imagination. Hehehe! Lucky I didn't call the coppers aye! And the knife too! Knowing my luck it would probably bounce off the wall!

I walked over to the end, picking up the wooden spoon. I swear I heard something. Maybe I was really really hungry? Stupid Touya eating my cake! I froze when I heard the rumbling sound again.

Oh shit! What if it's a ghost! If I survive I'm moving out of here! I don't want to turn around! Shit shit shit! Excuse my language but I'm effing scared! Not even my wooden spoon can help me now!

Okay I'll just slowly turn around, scream and run out of here like crazy! Okay, one, two "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH gasp AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…."

Um, okay, nothing there. Except, except for a glowing book. I don't remember that. I slowly walked towards it, in a trance. I felt so compel to it. What could it be?

When I stood in front of it, the glowing faded. The book looked ancient! I took it off the shelf and observed the book. Hmm that's a bit odd, I don't remember this book? But then again I haven't seen most of these books.

As I reached to open the gold lock on the book it just unlocked and opened, like magic? And wow! Who ever put these card things in this book are very sneaky! It's the perfect place to hide anything! Maybe I should remove these cards and hide my money in here? What are these cards anyways?

"Windy? What the hell!" I said aloud reading the first card in the deck, "oh my gosh! My brother is a witch! Why is he using tarot cards for?" I started to make my way out of the basement, studying my brother's odd tarot cards when I felt a breeze.

I looked towards the small window in the basement. It's locked. I walked towards it, not noticing that the breeze became a little stronger. I opened it to let some air in, not like this place doesn't have enough air! It's so windy in…

The cards started flying out of the book, one by one twirling around me in the gust of wind. I saw them just disappear through the walls into the open. I held a tight grip on the only card I was holding. If Touya really wanted to kill me he's got the right idea!

The wind finally stopped. I collapsed to the ground still holding the only card left, rubbing my head. That was the oddest thing I have ever seen, well not exactly, that's when this orange bear with wings just started walking towards me, "huh?"

He was just yawning before stopping in front of me. "Hey kid!" He greeted so happily, especially for someone who looked has tired has him. "Um, hey," I said raising an eye brow at it.

I had an urge to poke it; it was so adorable so I gave into temptation. "HEY! I'm not a toy!" the orange thing yelled. "Sorry!" I said, sitting back, I bowed my head, "My name is Sakura Kinomoto!"

I paused for a second, "wait… why am I bowing to you!" "Oi! I have a name you know, it's Cerberos, Guardian of the seal blah blah blah," he said, leaning against the book I dropped on the floor, "thanks for watching over the cards for me."

I laughed, "Yeah, I did some watching! I watched them fly out the wall!" I guess it wasn't that funny because the teddy bear Kero or whatever didn't seem too happy about it, "WHAT!"

"I said they flew out the wall, do you want me to spell it for you?" I said, leaning in closer to observe Teddy-Bear Kero. "No way! This is not happening!" he said, dropping his head crying.

In a way, I felt sorry for… it. "I'm sorry," I apologized, rubbing the back of my head, "I thought it was my brother's Tarot cards." "Those were the clow cards," He explained, lifting up his head, "each card contains very powerful magic and now they are loose who knows what will happen, the whole world could be in danger."

I stood up, "oh well," I said with a shrug, "If there is anything you need just ask." I was making my way out the basement when the teddy-bear Kero swiftly flew in front of me, "there is just this one thing you can do," he said with a smirk.

Yep, that's how I became the new Card captor, because stupid Kero tricked me into it! Why must I be so sweet… and clueless! I'm just happy I'm almost half way through collecting all the cards I 'lost' (while Kero was sleeping might I add!).

Can you believe that I'm in year 10 and I'm still playing dress ups with my best friend! After she found out that I became the Card captor (which was right after I sealed my first card! Dang that was scary! I think the people must have thought someone was getting raped!) She started designing costumes for me.

It's so embarrassing! Especially in front of the spunky, mysterious, Chinese boy who is always saving my butt! Damn his so cute! Almost has cute has Syaoran, that sexy little minx! But there is something familiar about that boy, but I have no idea what it is.

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