I should be working on my others stories (God knows I have a lot to finish up) but this popped into my head after watching a particular episode in the R season.

Warning: Due to remains of writer's block and *other* stories I should finish/edit, this isn't really going be updated all that much unless that freaking plot bunny comes back with it's club...

Disclaimer for EVERYTHING: NO!!!!!!


Chiba Mamoru's Guide For The Impossible

Prologue: A Warning For All

Hello and welcome all! I am the author of Chiba Mamoru's Guide For The Impossible, and I'd like to point out a few things before we all get started here and begin with the fun:

1.) Somethings here are not for everyone, so don't be an imbecile and do it anyway. I will not be held accountable for your stupidity in deciding to do these acts so don't come with a lawsuit at me.

2.) It is recommended and mandatory that you require all the supplies and abilities mentioned at the beginning of each chapter. Well, unless you'd like to die/be in tremendous pain.

3.) Pointing back at #1; I will not be held liable for any injuries/trauma incidents you receive following this guide; it's your own fault.

4.) Some of these chapters may not make sense; that is to be expected since it's the guide for the impossible.

5.) If very little, or none, of these incidents concerning some of the chapters apply to you; be happy, be very happy.

With those out of the way, I welcome you to continue reading and hope you enjoy what is to come.

Sincerely,

Mamoru Chiba