This is just something a few of my friends wanted to do one day to improve our Shizuo/Izaya/Celty personality for Anime Expo :'D –we're going to be cosplaying as them-
.sexybeast. says (9:14 PM):
WAAAHHHH~! GOOD EVENINNGGGG! ^_^
clash the metal says (9:14 PM):
. . . .Caps lock. Stop it.
TsukiOkami says (9:14 PM):
Hello!
.sexybeast. says (9:14 PM):
Oh ho~ Does this
IRRITATE YOU?
clash the metal says (9:14 PM):
. . . .A bit. Yes. Stop.
.sexybeast. says (9:15 PM):
Tsuki-chaaannn~!
I missed you. ;]
TsukiOkami says (9:15 PM):
Yes?
Ah
The same!
clash the metal says (9:15 PM):
Is this person really serious? The hell is with that dumbass screen name anyways?
.sexybeast. says (9:15 PM):
What are you talking about?
clash the metal says (9:16 PM):
Your screen name. . .it bothers me to no end.
.sexybeast. says (9:16 PM):
Does it really?
clash the metal says (9:16 PM):
. . .Yes.
Very much so.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:16 PM):
How about that?
clash the metal says (9:17 PM):
. . .
You're crossing the line kid.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:17 PM):
Tell me
What else sets you off
Hm?
clash the metal says (9:17 PM):
If I ever saw your face, possibly that too.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:18 PM):
You know, you remind me of someone. . .
BATMAN.
clash the metal says (9:18 PM):
. . .
Who the hell is that!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:18 PM):
Don't you know?
An American hero that dresses in spandex and runs around with a black cape.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:19 PM):
He's dressed like a giant bat!
! 3
clash the metal says (9:19 PM):
. . . .
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:19 PM):
But it always seems like he has a stick shoved right up his ass!
clash the metal says (9:19 PM):
That sounds like the most stupidest thing ever!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:19 PM):
Well that's what you remind me of. Fufufufufu~ 3
TsukiOkami says (9:20 PM):
Hahaa
clash the metal says (9:20 PM):
How! I don't run around like a buffoon all the time!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:20 PM):
ALL THE TIME?
TSUKI, MY DEAR.
YOU'VE RETURNED.
TsukiOkami says (9:20 PM):
Yes, I have!
clash the metal says (9:20 PM):
Bout time.
clash the metal says (9:20 PM):
This guy is idiotic. I need to speak with someone with better brains.
TsukiOkami says (9:21 PM):
Haha, I know who batman is!
Wasn't he the one
who got bitten by a spider?
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:21 PM):
Silllyyyy. That's Spiderman!
Batman was raised by bats!
clash the metal says (9:21 PM):
Where the hell are you two even getting this from?
TsukiOkami says (9:21 PM):
OH!
MyDaughter says (9:22 PM):
He's that one...that can't go near this like crystal stuff, right?
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:22 PM):
Uhh. . .
Yeah yeah!
clash the metal says (9:22 PM):
. . . . . . . . . . .
. . . .
Ugh.
TsukiOkami says (9:22 PM):
...s-Sorry, Clash-san
TsukiOkami (9:23 PM):
I was talking about American Comic books...They're called that, right...? not...manga?
clash the metal says (9:23 PM):
. . . How the hell should I know?
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:27 PM):
Wel Tsuki-chan, I was just telling this fellow that he reminded me of someone.
TsukiOkami says (9:27 PM):
O-oh?
TsukiOkami says (9:28 PM):
I SEE.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:28 PM):
Hot tempered and stubborn.
TsukiOkami says (9:28 PM):
He reminds you of Batman?
clash the metal says (9:28 PM):
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:28 PM):
So I decided he was like Batman!
clash the metal says (9:28 PM):
I give up on you little ants.
TsukiOkami says (9:28 PM):
What?
TsukiOkami says (9:29 PM):
C-clash-san...Don't leave!
Please!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:29 PM):
I agree!
You're too fun 3
:C
TsukiOkami says (9:29 PM):
Be nice, beast-san!
clash the metal says (9:29 PM):
. . .
clash the metal says (9:29 PM):
I will definitely start leaving if you refer to this idiot as that.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:29 PM):
But why~?
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:30 PM):
My screen name speaks truth.
clash the metal says (9:30 PM):
Sure it does.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:30 PM):
-thrusts-
TsukiOkami says (9:30 PM):
Wh-what?
clash the metal says (9:30 PM):
I hate you.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:31 PM):
Oh come on, Tsuki-chan! You know I'm right!
TsukiOkami says (9:31 PM):
I don't know anything about you!
clash the metal says (9:31 PM):
Except that you're annoying.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:31 PM):
Alright
How about we start with names?
clash the metal says (9:31 PM):
. . .
clash the metal says (9:32 PM):
how about we don't.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:32 PM):
Aww~ Why not?
Nothing bad is gonna happen!
clash the metal says (9:32 PM):
Because. I have this feeling, and if my feeling is right. . .I'm going to find you. And kill you.
TsukiOkami says (9:32 PM):
The police! They might see this!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:32 PM):
The police aren't going to see this!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:33 PM):
All we're doing is first names
No harm in that, right?
:]]
clash the metal says (9:33 PM):
. . .
Shoot yourself.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:33 PM):
I'd rather not, Clash-chan~
clash the metal says (9:33 PM):
. . . . Chan!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:33 PM):
: D
clash the metal says (9:33 PM):
I'm going to find you!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:34 PM):
FUFUFUFUF 333
TRY ME.
clash the metal says (9:34 PM):
Trust me!
I have a feeling it won't be that hard!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:35 PM):
-shrugs- I can beat you 3
TsukiOkami says (9:35 PM):
Celty.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:35 PM):
Ah~!
What a coincidence!
Izaya here! : ]
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TsukiOkami says (9:35 PM):
H-how did I know?
clash the metal says (9:35 PM):
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TsukiOkami says (9:35 PM):
:I
TsukiOkami says (9:36 PM):
Hello, Izaya-san. Hello, Shizuo-san...If I am guessing right.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:36 PM):
SHIZZZZZUUUUUU-
TsukiOkami says (9:36 PM):
Where did he go?
clash the metal says (9:36 PM):
!1
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.SEXYBEAST. says (9:36 PM):
YOU'RE HAPPY TO SEE ME. 3
TsukiOkami says (9:37 PM):
He di- oh, good. I thought you threw your computer.
...Where did he go?
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:37 PM):
Aww.. That's no fun.
But what a small world~
clash the metal says (9:38 PM):
WHERE ARE YOU IZAYA!
TsukiOkami says (9:38 PM):
Yeah, real- H-hello, Shizuo.
clash the metal says (9:38 PM):
YOU'RE NOT AT YOUR APARTMENT COMPLEX!
TsukiOkami says (9:38 PM):
A-AH. SHIZUO.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:38 PM):
OH, YOU REMEMBERED WHERE I LIVED~?
HOW SWEET.
clash the metal says (9:38 PM):
WHERE
ARE
YOU!
TsukiOkami says (9:39 PM):
...Shinra is calling me.
Excuse me.
clash the metal says (9:39 PM):
You're excused.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:39 PM):
/3
clash the metal says (9:39 PM):
IZAYA!1
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:39 PM):
TELL HIM HELLO~
clash the metal says (9:39 PM):
. . . . . .
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:40 PM):
SHIZU-CHAN, SHIZU-CHAN~~
clash the metal says (9:40 PM):
Isn't it just FUCKING amazing! That even over chat you can still annoy the living hell out of me!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:41 PM):
Are you carrying your whole desktop with you, Shizu-chan?
I KNOW you don't have a laptop!
clash the metal says (9:41 PM):
GRAAAHHHHHHHH. Who the hell CARES how I'm still chatting! WHERE. ARE. YOU!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:42 PM):
Is that . . .?
OH
THERE YOU ARE.
clash the metal says (9:42 PM):
WHAT!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:42 PM):
I SEE YOU IN THE PARK, SHIZU-CHAN.
I'M WAVING AT YOU NOW
clash the metal says (9:42 PM):
WHAT WHAT WHAT!
I DON'T SEE YOU
WHERE!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:42 PM):
FUFUFUFUFUFUF 333
clash the metal says (9:42 PM):
...
...
Are you sitting ontop of that slide?
By the oak tree?
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:43 PM):
Can you see my smile?
clash the metal says (9:43 PM):
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.SEXYBEAST. says (9:43 PM):
HAHA, MY SHIZU-CHAN. TEMPER TEMPER.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:44 PM):
Good thing I can type and run AT THE SAME TIME.
clash the metal says (9:44 PM):
-connection dead-
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:44 PM):
Haha! I hope whatever Shinra is saying is VERY good, Celty-chan!
TsukiOkami says (9:45 PM):
...Wh-what?
...I was distracted. Sorry.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:45 PM):
You're missing everything! :]]
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:46 PM):
Oh good, I lost Shizu-chan for a bit.
clash the metal says (9:46 PM):
-appears on moble device-
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:46 PM):
Now that would ruin the fun of hide and seek, wouldn't it~?
clash the metal says (9:46 PM):
YOU LITTLE FLEA.
clash the metal says (9:47 PM):
I'M GOING TO FIND YOU!
TsukiOkami says (9:47 PM):
...Pl-please go home, Shizuo.
You too, Izaya
clash the metal says (9:47 PM):
No!
clash the metal says (9:47 PM):
I will not!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:47 PM):
Awwww, Celty-chan. -pouts-
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:48 PM):
I SEE BLEACHED BLONDE HAIR.
clash the metal says (9:48 PM):
. . . .
WHERE!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:48 PM):
Silly!
That's your hair~!
clash the metal says (9:48 PM):
...
clash the metal says (9:49 PM):
Are you. . . . .are you. . . . STANDING ONTOP OF THE VICTORIA SECRETS BILBORAD! AND BY THE THONGS NONETHELESS!
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:49 PM):
I do love thongs~ A guilty pleasure of mine, I have to admit.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:50 PM):
Celty-chan, I sometimes wonder what kind of underwear you sport..
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:50 PM):
Do dullahans bother with those sort of things?
TsukiOkami says (9:50 PM):
Ask Shinra.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:50 PM):
Of cour-
How does he climb so fast?
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:51 PM):
One second, my dear, I need to jump.
Okay, my headless fairy, it's your call. Where shall I hide next~?
TsukiOkami says (9:52 PM):
...At home.
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:52 PM):
; A ; Aww, but Shizu-chan will find me there!
TsukiOkami says (9:53 PM):
I got to choose, didn't I?
Shizuo.
clash the metal says (9:53 PM):
-status changed to busy-
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:53 PM):
Alright fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll go home!
clash the metal says (9:54 PM):
-appears available-
. . . .
TsukiOkami says (9:54 PM):
Shzuo!
clash the metal says (9:55 PM):
I lost him.
TsukiOkami says (9:55 PM):
*Shizup
Check your house!
clash the metal says (9:55 PM):
. . . .my house?
TsukiOkami says (9:55 PM):
I think he went that way!
clash the metal says (9:55 PM):
. . . .How would you know!
TsukiOkami says (9:55 PM):
...
I can see all of this from my window.
(waving)
clash the metal says (9:55 PM):
. . . .
I'm going home.
clash the metal says (9:56 PM):
-logs off-
.SEXYBEAST. says (9:56 PM):
. . . Verrryyy smart, Celty-chan.
I suppose it's time to retire.
GOOD NIGHT,
-logs off-
TsukiOkami says (9:56 PM):
...Am I here alone, now?
TsukiOkami says (9:57 PM):
...Well, then I guess I should be going, too.
Shinra wanted me to stay with him...tonight.
At least Anri isn't here.
-logs off-