(Side Note 1: Alright, I usually post side notes at the end of the chapter, but I feel that this needs to be here. I wrote a story called Regular Show: Fear the Night which got overly popular. With regret, I realized my motivation to continue the story had vanished, so I stopped. However, it got so popular, I don't want to let so many down. So here comes my second Regular Show fanfic, in memory of Fear the Night. Spread the word about it, and let's hope that I can be just as successful with this new project. With that said and done, please leave reviews. I listen to them and once in a while the readers can decide what happens next. Plus, it means a lot to me. So, here we go: )
Muscle Man rode along the most grass, the breeze blowing his dark hair back. His best friend, the ghost named Hi-5, was beside him. The sun was high up, the clouds were fine. The ride was slow and steady, and they reached the top of a green hill. The golf cart pulled to an abrupt start as Hi-5 and Muscle Man exchanged a look. Then, with a wild squeal, Muscle Man slammed his foot on the pedal, flooring it. The golf cart zoomed ahead, unused to this burst of speed. Muscle Man and Hi-5 laughed as Muscle-Man made a sharp turn, skidding. He was having so much fun, he didn't notice that he was heading directly towards a tree. He tugged on the steering wheel, and the golf cart turned, yet the back of it hit the tree leaving a dent. Muscle Man squealed with delight, as he drove back up the hill. Hi-5 was laughing before turning to Muscle Man.
"Alright, my turn! My turn!" he said, like an eager puppy.
"No way, bro! I'm just gettin' started!" Muscle Man said squinting a little. He reached the top of the hill again and let out a joyous yelp, before swallowing a bug. Muscle Man choked a bit, and pulled his hands towards his throat, leaving the controls unattended. The cart zoomed off, out of control. Muscle Man finally wrestled the bug down into his stomach as Hi-5 tried to turn the cart. His hand was on the steering wheel.
"BRO! It's still my turn!" Muscle Man said, shoving Hi-5. Hi-5's grip held firm, and the two engaged in a war over who got to steer.
"Dude! I saved your life! And it's my turn!" Hi-5 said, glaring at Muscle Man.
"Why can't you just be patient?" Muscle Man squealed, glaring back. As neither of the two were looking ahead, the cart hit a bump, and skidded. It flipped over, and Muscle Man and Hi-5 jumped out. The cart, upside-down now, skidded, sparks flying everywhere before stopping in front of Mordecai and Rigby, who were raking leaves. Both turned to look, before the cart exploded into flames. The two cried out.
"Wait here, dude, I'm going to get an extinguisher!" Mordecai yelled at Rigby as he ran off. Rigby, however panicked and grabbed a bottle. With liquid. Water perhaps? He found it near the barbeque, and grabbed some mustard as well. As he ran back to the golf cart he squirted mustard into his mouth in an attempt to calm himself, hurriedly. The yellow substance splattered all over him. He then poured the liquid all over the burning rubble. The fire flared up and Rigby felt faint in the mild burst of heat. He crawled out, and realized that he had poured lighter fluid all over the cart. Benson came outside to see Rigby and Mordecai trying to put out a burning golf cart.
"Hey…what happened?" Benson cried out.
"It was Muscle Man!" Rigby cried out, but Benson wasn't listening.
"What did you two do?" he screamed, and he yanked the extinguisher from Mordecai's hands and put the fire out himself. He then turned and glared at Mordecai and Rigby.
"But…" Rigby started, but Benson just held up a hand to silence him.
"You two. Come with me. We're going to have a little talk." Benson said, as he lead them away.
Muscle Man and Hi-5, however, had watched the whole scene and giggled, before Hi-5'ing.
"Dude, that was awesome." Muscle Man said. Hi-5 just nodded. The two of them walked away, with hideously large grins on their faces.
One Day Later…
Muscle Man woke up to greet his filthy trailer. He smiled and got dressed, not bothering to take care of his personal hygiene. He walked outside and sat on some steps where Benson would come out and give him a task in the park. Skips, Pops, and Hi-5 soon joined him. Benson showed up.
"Muscle Man and Hi-5, you two will work the snack stand. Pops, you will manage litter duties. When your task is complete, report back here." He said, before getting ready to leave. Muscle Man looked around and grinned. He whispered to Hi-5:
"Dude, I bet we got Mordecai and Rigby totally fired!"
Hi-5 chuckled. The two then set off towards the snack stand. Later, during break, they went to the coffee shop where they met Margaret and Eileen.
"We'll have the usual!" Muscle Man said, Margaret sighing. Eileen brought out two cups of coffee which Muscle man and Hi-5 chugged down, and then they tore into some pastries Margaret brought out like wild animals.
"You two can be so disgusting some times." Eileen said, shying away.
"You know who else can be disgusting? MY MOM!" Muscle Man replied, with his mouth full. Eileen just shook her head and walked away. When they were done, they went back outside and finished. They then returned to the staircase.
"Good job everyone. But we still have more tasks. If only we had more workers." Benson said.
"Well, it's not our fault nobody's accepted our ad in the newspaper." Pops said, glumly.
"Well Mordecai and Rigby did, but they're gone now." Muscle Man said with a smile. Everyone gave him a strange look.
"What?" he asked, feeling awkward under all the pressure.
"Who?" Pops asked.
Hi-5 looked around.
"Mordecai and Rigby. The ones that trashed the golf cart?"
More blank stares.
"The golf cart is fine." Benson said, obviously puzzled. Muscle Man and Hi-5 exchanged worried looks.
"Brown raccoon? Blue jay?" Hi-5 asked.
Pops held his head.
"Argh! Bad Show! My head hurts!" he said.
Benson nodded.
"Yeah, Muscle Man, Hi-5's, there is no Mordo Fly and Ribby. All those names do are give us headaches for some reason." He said.
Skips joined the scene.
"What's going on?" he asked.
"Muscle Man and Hi-5 have imaginary friends." Pops said with a slight giggle. Muscle Man squealed in agony, given that he thought that imaginary friends were not manly. He stormed off. Hi-5 followed.
-To Be Continued—
(Side Note: Alright, so there it is. I hope that this new story is going good so far. Please review! And if you're wondering where Mordecai and Rigby are, look for the next chapter coming soon! Thanks.)
