Hey everybody! If you're reading this, you've probably read about it in my author's notes in my other story. I've been seeing quite a few insanity fanfics, so I'm motivated to do one myself!
Is sure hope you like it! :D
I don't own MFB.
The bell on the B-pit's door tinkled, as a customer entered.
Madoka looked up from her counter. "Hi there! How can I help you?"
The tall twelve-year-old standing in front of her had short, neck-length black hair streaked with neon green, and a similarly colored pencil sticking out of her ear, which Madoka found a bit weird. She wore a slightly high-collared, long-sleeved, black jacket, with a dark green t-shirt which went to her knees, partly covering the tan jodhpurs she wore. On it, was a silhouette of a horse's head with the words, 'Keep Calm and Love Horses!' written underneath it. She wore black Harley riding-boots.
The girl nodded, then opened her black waist-bag, looking for something. She suddenly smacked her forehead. "Whoops!"
There was a knock at the door.
"I guess I forgot; my friend has it. Is it okay if I let him in?" the girl asked.
"Uh… sure," Madoka answered, "By the way, what's your name?"
"Well, my full name is HorseCrazyAshay, but it's Ashay, for short!" the girl happily stated, skipping over to the door.
Hm, that's an unusual name, Madoka thought, then yelped out loud, "Oh no, don't tell me you're a-"
Ashay opened the door, and a human-sized dark green lizard strolled in, walking on its hind feet.
"A FANFICTION AUTHORESS! Get that thing out!" Madoka screeched, backing quickly against the wall.
Said authoress frowned, as she placed a green, extremely beat-up bey on the counter. "Hey! The 'thing', has feelings, ya know! Don't you, Mr. Lacerta?"
(Beylin Temple, China…)
"Hey!" Chiyun indignantly shouted. "Lacerta is the name of Chiyun's bey!"
"She's such a coffee-rat," Mei-Mei commented.
Chao-Xin face-palmed. "It's copy-cat! Geez, Mei-Mei!"
(Back in the B-pit…)
"Ahhh!" Madoka screamed, throwing everything in reach at the lizard; books, bey parts, launchers, goggles, newspapers, etc.
"She sure is hyper," Ashay commented to Mr. Lacerta, who nodded gravely.
Just then, Gingka opened the door, with a slightly damaged Pegasus in hand. "Hey Madoka, can you-?" he was cut off, as a face-bolt hit him on the fore-head.
Blinking, Gingka noticed Ashay, and Mr. Lacerta, who politely tipped his green top-hat (which Ashay had randomly given him).
"Uh, Madoka? What's going on?" Gingka asked. "AND WHY IS EVERYTHING GREEN?!"
Madoka suddenly stopped, and looked around. Sure enough, everything had suddenly turned green. And I mean everything!
Ashay bowed. "Courtesy of Fanfiction, Gingka!"
"Fanfiction? Not another one!" Gingka gulped in fear. "We're doomed!"
Ashay chuckled, and jumped up, green confetti bursting out of nowhere. "Yup, it's your lucky day, folks!"
"Um… I'm not gonna ask again why everything's green," Gingka whispered to Madoka.
Ashay grinned maniacally at them. "I'm goin' insane! And I'm goin' green along with that!"
She sped out of the shop, then suddenly peeked in. "Oh, and Madoka, could you fix these for me?" she snapped her fingers, and a pile of green beys, -all of them looking like they'd freshly battled Nemesis- appeared in front of Madoka.
Ashay sped off again, leaving grass in her trail. Mr. Lacerta somehow shaped some grass into a chair, and sat down on it, whistling to the Smurf's theme song.
"Just toss them away, Madoka," Gingka suggested, referring to the beys. Then suddenly, a leaf randomly floated onto his nose. He picked it up, and read aloud something that was written on it.
"Don't you dare try to toss them away, or you'll be sorry! Oh, and I hope you like the pop-ups!
Signed, Ashay,"
Madoka rolled her eyes and sighed, starting on the first one. "I hate fixing a ton of beys!"
"Ehehe!" Gingka rubbed his head. Then he narrowed his eyes. "What pop-ups?"
"Eeek!"
He got his answer, as a jack-in-the-box popped out of a bey, exactly when Madoka twisted the face-bolt.
Meanwhile, on a lime pogo-stick headed randomly, an insane authoress travelled, laughing in a way fit for her kind.
"Hehehe, now who to annoy, with my insanity?" she wondered, crunching a cucumber.
She heard a "Let it rip!", and quickly pogoed there.
Tsubasa's eyebrows were raised as he saw the authoress pogo-ing in the middle of the stadium in which he was practicing.
"Who… Oh wait, you're a… a… Fanfiction authoress!" he worriedly stated, as Ashay grinned.
"Hey, Tsubasa!" Ashay, called. "I thought a thought, which I thought, I thought, I thought."
"Huh?" Tsubasa's eye twitched.
"So," Ashay continued. "I thought, 'I thought, I thought, a thought that I thought,'-"
"You shouldn't have thought so much!" Kyoya exclaimed, coming up and scowling.
"Oh! Hey Yo-yo! Did ya like my tongue twister?" Ashay exclaimed, pogoing over to him. "Defeated Gingka lately?"
"Why you!" Kyoya exclaimed, furious.
"Hahahahaha! Catch ya later, Yo-yo!" Ashay shouted over her shoulder throwing something on the ground, as she hopped away from the Lion-Blader.
The two bladers looked at the green object curiously, and yelped, as it increased in size, turning into a portal, out of which Tsubasa and Kyoya fans, (which were many), poured out, and started screaming, rushing over to the two.
Kyoya's eyes widened, as he whispered to Tsubasa, "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Run?" Tsubasa asked. He nodded. "Run!"
"Now, for my final stop," Ashay stated, getting an evil glint in her eyes. "The Dark Nebula!"
"Who is it?" Doji asked, not turning around from the cactus which he was carefully inspecting.
"Hello, Doji!" Ashay said, in a malicious tone.
Doji turned around, blinked for a second, screamed in a high-pitched tone, and yelled, "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!"
He tried to run away, and succeeded in ramming face first into his cactus, and getting stuck there. "I. Hate. Cactuses!"
"Too bad. Cactuses are green, and my mojo is green today!" Ashay grinned, as fifty-eight different types of weapons –all made of high-quality, unbreakable, cactus- appeared behind her, floating on green mats of licorice.
"Save me!" Doji cried, and then screamed like he'd done before (only more high-pitched), when all the beyblade characters appeared, and glared at her immediately (at least, the ones she'd annoyed earlier glared).
"You!" Madoka exclaimed, her hair in a mess, and her eyes with dark lines under them. "You made me fix fifty-eight beys! Do you know how-"
"…Ironic it is, that I made the exact same number of weapons, for you to torture Doji?" Ashay asked innocently, carelessly gesturing towards said instruments. "Yeah, I do,"
All the characters looked over to where she was pointing. Their eyes widened, sadism written all over their faces.
"Feel free!" Ashay generously offered. She clapped her hands thrice. "Oh, and while you're at it,"
In poofs of green smoke, Rago, Nemesis, Pluto, Ziggaraut, Reji, and the other antagonists, major and minor, appeared.
"Oh, yeah, this is gonna be great!" Gingka said punching his hand with a fist. Then he noticed someone. "Who's he?"
"Hm?" Ashay turned to where a man was standing with the bad guys, muttering to himself about something to do with green rubber duckies.
"Oh, he's the guys who's in charge of the Wi-Fi I use. I'm here to make him pay for spoiling it!" she stated carelessly, waving her hand towards him. At that very instant, a wall built of green chocolate chip cookie bricks, landed on him from above, squashing him.
Yu and Tithi went over to it, and ate a brick. "Yippee! This is great!" Tithi jumped up and down, suddenly on a sugar high.
"Pinecone war!" Yu shouted, holding up his cactus base-ball bat, apparently assuming it to be a pinecone.
"You worms, it's a cactus, for Nemesis's sake!" Rago insulted.
"What. Did. You. Say. To. Tithi?!" Dynamis roared, making every single person in the roon stare at him in shock.
"I'm going to crush you, Rago, with this- this-" Dynamis uncomprehendingly looked at the modern cactus weapon in his hands.
"It's a stun gun, Dynamis," Ashay said, still in shock. She muttered, "Didn't know he had it in him!"
Gingka rallied up his troops. "Let's go, everybody!"
"Yaaargh!" There were war-cries, as all the characters attacked the antagonists.
All the bladers targeted the ones who'd annoyed them the most, etc.
Ashay sat on a beach chair, and crunched on her green popcorn, making a wall made of different green foods fall on the Wi-Fi guy every five minutes. "Well, all's good, and the green insanity is high!"
How was it? Please do give me your opinion! :) Constructive criticism is welcome!
Gingka: 'Pogoed'? Seriously?
I made it up myself! Ya got a problem?
Gingka: Hehe... Not at all!
KEEP CALM AND LOVE HORSES!