Haha, this is for my friend gabby who is unconditionally loves L. Hope she enjoys it :) And this isn't meant to be taken seriously. It's just something I'm doing for fun, so don't expect much lol. I don't own Death Note.

"Where's the Shinigami?" L said, his wide eyes scanning the room. Panicked voices filled the room, as they began searching as well. "Everyone, the Shiniga-" L stopped halfway. He became very still, his eyes becoming even wider – You never would've guessed.

He began to fall over from his position in the chair. Light stood, very still, watching him with shocked eyes. You never would've known this was planned. Darn, he was such a good actor.

Before they hit the floor, Light quickly grabbed him in his arms. Matsuda shouted something, but Light was to 'shocked' to hear. He started into L's dead eyes…. Or was he dead?

L's POV

I tried not to smile to myself as Light pretended to be surprised that I was dead. Dead? Haha. That's funny. I will never die anytime soon.

Well, the bad thing is that everyone thinks I'm dead. And Watari is dead…. So he can't bake my sweets anymore. What would I do without my cake?! Sure, there are some flaws… But I was still alive.

You see, the Shinigami wrote the wrong name down in the book… I know, you could go on and on about how they see my real name and all.

They saw my name, alright. But, the Shinigami was thinking of that ice cream man who had the same name as me, and thus, the man dying instead of me. I thought the plan was pretty genius myself. But I am smart. Who could deny that?

Now that that I was (hopefully) safe, and the Shinigami (hopefully) was gone, all I needed to figure out about if they were going to bury me, and how long I could play dead without, let's say, going to the bathroom.