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Chapter One: 10 Cutie, 40 Insane , 50 Pyromaniac!

Botan looks at the girl in front of her and then at Koenma.

Koenma says "Botan meet Kira. You are to train her as a assistant to the spirit detectives. There is another team that needs an assistant and she is to be it. take her with you on trips and stuff so she knows what to do."

Botan says "alright. Come on Kira lets go meet the boys."

Kira smiles and says "right."

Botan and Kira walk out of Koenma's office and Botan leads Kira to the apartment that the boys where staying in for a week. Botan walks in and says "hello boys! Come into the living room theres someone I want you to meet."

Kira tries to leave only Botan grabs her and says "don't be so shy. I'm sure they will love you. I saw you talking to Yukina and these boys are friends of Yukina. Infact they rescued her from evil demons."

Kira nods and says "alright."

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When the boys get into the living room Yusuke screams and Kuwabara scream too. Kurama looks at the girls and asks "um Botan who is she?"

Botan smiles and says "this girl is Kira she will be joining us untill she has finished her training with me. Whats wrong with them?"

Hiei says "She is."

Kira smiles and giggles before saying "I'm not evil or mean."

Botan looks at Kira, who had light pink hair and light pink eyes and was wearing a light blue t-shirt that said '10 percent Cutie, 40 percent Insane , 50 percent Pyromaniac.' in sparkly black and a purple mini skirt that had some chains hanging from it and black skater shoes, and then looks at the boys and says "she isn't that crazy. She is more shy than anything."

Kira says "nope I am crazy but not untill I get to know people because I tend to scare people off with the craziness."

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Yusuke says "that isn't what scared me. Your Keiko's cousin!"

Kira asks "does she know you kill demons without getting paid?"

Yusuke says "yeah."

Botan asks "your Keiko's cousin?"

Kira nods and says "yup. Only Keiko probly don't remember be because my family moved when I was young and Keiko is only a week older than me."

Botan asks "have you seen her yet?"

Kira says "nope but I was gonna call her and ask about a girls night. Of course Yusuke you are welcome to come like you used to."

Yusuke shakes his head and says "no! I only went because Keiko made me. Besides you two are older you need some girl time."

Kira says "alright. Botan you are welcome to come too. Now I need to see if Koenma paid off my credit cards yet and then I need to go shopping."

Botan says "I'll get Keiko and Yukina. How about we meet outside Koenma's office?"

Kira says "right. nice meeting you boys. C ya!" Kira runs out of the room and to Koenma's office.

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Keiko asks "how did Kira get into all of this?"

Botan says "I don't know Koenma told me to train her today. So I don't really know. You can ask her tonight."

Yukina says "Kira told me that she got in trouble with a demon dealing and the demon killed her family and she ran. that is what she said anyway."

Keiko says "I can't believe she never did tell me about being in town. We were very close as kids."

Botan shurgs and says "hurry up. we are meeting her outside Koenma's office."

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Kira smiles and hugs Keiko and says "hey cuz. How are ya?"

Keiko smiles and says "great. Would be better if you told me you where around."

Kira says "didn't have time. From when the other team brought me here and getting used to everything and finding out that Botan was to be my trainer it only happened yesterday."

Keiko says "they presumed you dead because they couldn't find you body or anything. Mom and dad are really upset. Want me to tell them that you are staying at a friends house untill you get over the fright."

Kira says "alright. Lets go shopping! I'm in need of some clothes that are mine. The demon burned all my clothes and these are the only clothes that I have because I let a friend borrow them and I went to that friend last night and she gave em back."

Keiko says "alright lets go!"

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Kuwabara says "I never seen a girl, besides Botan, dressed in so much pink."

Yusuke says "she is crazy. Her clothes style is so weird. Did you see her skater shoes? I bet ya she will be on the cheerleader team and all the other cheerleaders will hate her."

Kurama asks "how old is she?"

Yusuke says "she did say she was only a week younger than Keiko but she meant that she was a year older yet a week before Keiko's birthday is her birthday. She is fifteen."

Kuwabara says "is she normally confusing like that?"

Yusuke says "she only confuses those who don't know her. all the teachers will probly be confused on her answers."

Kurama asks "so when she is with us you are her translator?"

Yusuke says "yup just like you are with Hiei. wonder where she will be staying."

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Just then Botan, Keiko, Yukina, and Kira walk in with hands full of bags and Botan says "she is staying in Keiko's room here. Boys get the bags from the hallway too."

The girls walk upstairs.

Kuwabara asks "bags?"

Yusuke peeks out into the hallway and says "I would rather fight two s class demons than do that!"

Kuwabara and Kurama look into the hallway and nod.

Kira and Keiko walk down and says "Yusuke! get to work on taking those bags upstairs."

Kira says "or you can be part if the truth or dare game that will be going on tonight."

Yusuke's face pales and in a flash, he is running up the stairs with handfuls of bags.

Yukina comes down and asks "Kuzuma will you help too?"

Kuwabara says "sure Yukina." And Kuwabara too is helping Yusuke.

Kurama sighs and looks the girls and says "I have to cook dinner. Sorry I can't help."

Kira nods and Keiko says "I guess we have to take them up."

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Kira asks "What about spiky over there?"

Yusuke chuckles and says "like he would help."

Kira asks "what is he some kind of a weakling?"

Keiko says "Kira you might want to take that back."

Kira says "nope. We got all the bags here so all the boys should help."

Hiei, from the window, says "I'm not weak onna."

Kira turns and looks at him and says with a smirk "well then you would be helping if you where strong. Yusuke and Kuwabara are strong for helping."

Hiei says "they are helping because they are idiots and they are afraid of you girls."

Kira says "being afraid of the right people isn't weak and being idiots doesn't mean that they cant help. Besides I think its better to be an idiot than to be an anti-socialize guy with attitude." Kira turns and looks at the amazed faces of Yusuke, Kuwabara, Keiko, and Botan. She asks "What?"

Keiko says "he didn't kill her or try to. Why?"

Yusuke says "he must be sick or something."

Hiei glares and says "I'm not sick and why should I waste my energy on a human that got on the wrong side of a demon dealing?"

Kira smirks and says "I wasn't on the wrong side. I WAS the wrong side of the dealing."

Everyone stares at Kira and Botan asks "What do you mean?"

Kira asks "heard of the Jaguar?"

Botan says "the most deadliest thief there is."

Kira says "wrong. Jag isn't that bad he just likes to kill. I knew him. I handled his dealings and he split the money with me. Besides it don't matter anymore Jag is dead and I know because he was my brother." Kira grabs a handful of bags and walks upstairs to her room.

Botan, Keiko, and Yukina grab the last bags and walk upstairs to Kira's room.

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Yusuke asks noone "Jake was the Jaguar? Keiko's own cousin, my used to be best friend Jake?"

Kuwabara says "no clue I never meet them."

Yusuke says "I wonder about Keiko's Aunt and Uncle."

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That night after dinner and all the girls were in Kira's new room.

Botan asks "what did you mean Jaguar was your brother?"

Kira says "Jake, my older brother, was The Jaguar. What part of that don't you get?"

Keiko asks "how could Jake be such a killer? He was so nice, loving, and caring. He couldn't even kill a fly. How did he become a killer?"

Kira says "his ex girlfriend was a witch. Truly she was. I hated her and Jake kept on trying to get me to like her and so she decided to put a cruse on me only Jake blocked me from it and he got the cruse. He killed her and I was the only one who could stop him from killing. His love for me and my love for him was what kept him alive. I guess love cant even keep someone alive when they get stabbed in the heart. He saved me at the cost of his death." Kira looks down at the floor as a tear slides down her face.

Keiko says "I know how much you looked up to him and how much he cared for you. I never thought he would care for anyone more than he did you."

Kira says "I know. I kept on telling him she was a witch but he didn't believe. I guess he did in the end."

Yukina says "I know what it is like to lose a brother. Atleast you knew your brother I don't even know if my brother is alive or not."

Kira smiles at Yukina and says "I know. Now how about that game and truth or dare now?"

Keiko says "alright!"

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Around two am Botan says "Kira truth or dare?"

Kira smiles and says "dare!"

Botan says "I dare you to dye Hiei's hair pink and take a picture of it."

Keiko says "but that is a death dare."

Kira asks "where is the pink dye?"

Botan snaps her fingers and a bottle of pink hair dye appears in her hand. She hands it to Kira and says "there ya go."

Keiko says "you can't be willing to do that!"

Kira says "I'm insane what can I say? Now where does Hiei sleep at?"

Botan says "the last door on the left."

Kira nods and walks out of the room.

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Once out of the room Kira moves with the silence of a leopard stalking an antelope. She makes it to Hiei's door and very quietly opens the door and glances in to see Hiei sleeping in the windowsill. She quickly does her work and adds a pink bow with super super glue and then takes a picture and puts up a mini webcam so they could see what happens when Hiei wakes up. she quietly leave and goes back to her room.

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Keiko asks "did you wake him?"

Kira says "Keiko I had five older brothers ofcorse I know how to work quickly and quietly on pranks."

Keiko laughs and asks "Where is the picture?"

Kira says "I added something of my own." She walks to her computer and turns on the webcam and says "see him?"

Botan asks "is that a bow?"

Kira says "yup. Hot pink with neon pink sparkles."

Keiko says "he is gonna kill you when he finds out it was you."

Kira says "well then lets not let him find out. Keiko truth or dare? I'll leave this up and recording untill he wakes up." she turns off her monitor and then turns to Keiko.

Keiko says "dare."

Kira smiles and says "I dare you to go into Yusuke's room and take all of his clothes but what he is wearing and put them in a trash bag and put it in the trash."

Keiko says "he probly has his door locked."

Kira says "that is why I'm coming to unlock the door. Jake taught me how to get past any lock."

Kira and Keiko leave the room and go to Yusuke's door and Kira quickly unlocks the door and opens it for Keiko. Keiko quickly puts all of Yusuke's clothes in a trash bag and waits in the hallway while Kira relocks the door and then both Kira and Keiko go to the kitchen trash disposal and drops the bag down it. both of the girls go back to Kira's room.

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Keiko says "that was disgusting. Botan truth or dare?"

Botan says "truth."

Keiko asks "who do you have a crush on?"

Botan says "um…" she mumbles a name.

Kira asks "What? I couldn't hear you."

Botan says "Kurama."

Yukina, Keiko, and Kira smile and say in perfect unison "aw! How kawaii!"

Botan says "Yukina truth or dare?"

Yukina says "truth."

Botan asks "um… do you really like Kuwabara?"

Yukina says "I like Kuzuma as a friend. Nothing more."

Kira asks "you know he is inlove with you?"

Yukina says "yes. I think its cute how he acts around me. Maybe in a year or two I could love him like he loves me but right now I just like him as a friend."

Keiko looks at the time and says "we should get to bed. We have school in the morning."

They all get ready for bed and then sleep on random places in the floor.

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In the morning they get up, go to their rooms to shower, and get ready for the day. When the girls get downstairs dressed for school, they see Kurama cooking. Kurama asks "have fun last night? I didn't hear a lot of noise so I guess it wasn't a normal girls night."

Kira says "it wasn't that is this Friday. Where are the others?"

Kurama says "Hiei is refusing to come out of his room. Yusuke and Kuwabara are still sleeping. Yusuke and Kuwabara normally get ready for school after breakfast."

Keiko says "yeah. We are leaving for school early. Tell Yusuke that he better be at school. Botan and Kira will tell me if there is a mission."

Kurama asks "Kira why are you going to their school?"

Kira says "I always went to that school I just kept out of sight from Keiko and Yusuke and anyone else that might know me. Bye." The girls run out of the apartment and to the portal room where Botan makes a portal to school.

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At lunch the girls where sitting under a tree talking when Yusuke and Kuwabara walk up laughing. Keiko asks "What are you to laughing about?"

Yusuke says "Hiei with a hat on. He wouldn't take it off."

Kira asks "really? Know why?"

Kuwabara says "nope."

The girls giggle and Yusuke asks "What did you do Kira? Only you are able to pull a prank on Hiei because you are way better at it than anyone I know."

Kira says "you can't tell him but here." Kira hands the picture of Hiei to Yusuke.

Both Yusuke and Kuwabara burst out laughing. Yusuke asks "who did the prank on me? Good thing I hide some clothes last night."

Keiko says "Kira dared me to. She also did the locks."

Yusuke says "great I'm not safe anymore."

Kira says "noone is. Do any of you know if there is an open spot on the cheerleading team?"

Yusuke looks at Kuwabara and says "see told ya."

Keiko says "I think they have a spot open. But they are a very close group they only take preps."

Kira says "they have to take the best if they want to win the tournament."

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A voice behind them scoffs and says "like you could be good."

Kira looks behind them to see the cheerleaders and asks "and you know how?"

The leader says "look at you. they are losers. If you want to be a member on our team you have to past the test."

Kira says "when and where?"

The leader says "after school in the gym that's when tryouts are. Looking to see you there loser."

Kira smiles and says "don't worry I will be there to alienate you and your team."

The cheerleaders roll their eyes and walk away.

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Kuwabara asks "What did she mean?"

Keiko says "she means she will be a member on the team and she will scare half of the team to death and give them a bad name yet still keep it a good name."

Kira nods and says "yup. I see you havent forgotten the translate."

Keiko says "nope. The bell is gonna ring soon we better get going."

They walk into the school and gets ready for their next class.

SnowNeko: Howdy Yall! this is my new fanfic, well its not new because its been on my harddrive colleting dust for around five months, but anyway expect updates every Friday or Saturday untill i tell ya other words because i have around 30 pages of it typed up. o dont worry it will be insane and who knows i might even put Koenma having a mental breakdown in. i know some parts will be confusing but if ya dont get it after you read it about five times then ask me in a review and i'll try to explain it to ya in a reply.

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