Happy April Fool's Day!!
By: AirKnitter
Just a little story for the Holiday!
Happy April Fool's Day to everyone!!
Harry giggled at the thought of the 'surprise' his two lovers and he came up with. Today was a special day after all. It was the holiest of holy days for all pranksters. That's right, April Fool's Day! He made sure all was in readiness with the other two thirds of the trio.
Meanwhile, the two in question were getting ready for their younger lover. They got out their various whips, collars, insertion toys, and handcuffs. Severus sent out his patronus to find Harry while Lucius got out the black corset and matching garter belt and slipped it on.
Severus pulled on his blood red teddy and matching heels and had Lucius pull his hair back into a French twist and he reciprocated by plaiting his blonde locks. After a short fight over the lipstick, and eye shadow, they were ready. Lucius grabbed his cat-o-nine tails and Sev grabbed his floppy pink dildo and out the door they went.
The students were eating in the Great Hall snickering over the various pranks they pulled on different ones, when Harry Potter came in and sat down a big boom box that was magically amplified. He hit the Play button, and Green Day's 'Basket Case' started to play loudly throughout the hall. Just when everyone thought that Harry had gone off the deep end, in cart wheeled Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape. The two most feared professors in the school.
Lucius ran up to the head table and gave Dumbledore a lap dance while Severus gave a sultry lick to his pink buddy before doing a reverse bridge in front of McGonagal. Lucius gave Dumbles an kiss on the cheek leaving a lipstick mark and offered his thong for a tip.
In the back of the hall above the din of 'Minority' playing, Harry heard the sounds of retching from various places. As soon as the song ended, Lucius gave his whip one last snap and he and Snape stood up straight and proud, walking out the double doors as dignified as possible. All eyes were watery from laughing, puking, and from the sight of dark leg hair poking out from odd places on the Potions master's stockings. 'yup,' Harry thought, 'Sev was a very hairy guy.'
On the way to the dungeons, three men laughed at the expressions on the teachers' and students' faces. A loud POP was heard from the opposite direction and they knew that the boom box had exploded up and left a huge banner that read, "APRIL FOOL'S FROM SEV, HARRY, AND LUCIUS!!"
THE END.