Galahad strode through the doors like a gigantic peacock. With his head held high, he continue marching through the temple until he stopped right in front of Daemon.
The sun priest raised a brow. "Gala-oof!"
Suddenly the big burly man swung Daemon over his shoulder and ran out of the temple with him.
"Hey! What's the deal?!" Daemon cried out. He didn't finish his meal yet! The indignity of the situation!
While running, Galahad panted out, "What does it look like? I'm kidnapping you! You haven't come home in ages and you spend way to much time in that smelly temple."
Daemon rolled his eyes. "Well for your information, I AM the sun priest!"
Galahad stopped and dumped Daemon on to the ground, arms at hips glaring. "And I'm you're wife, now we're going home this instant for a nice warm bubble bath."
Daemon's protest died at the edge of his tongue. "Wife? Bubble bath?" He said weakly.
"Yes, bubble bath. Water's all warmed up and it's getting cold. You know how cold water makes me cranky." Galahad huffed, sticking his chest out. "Now you are coming home with me understand?"
The sun priest barely nodded before getting swung over the shoulder again. "I can walk you know!"
"Yes I know, but this is faster, besides you walk like a turtle in those robes. Going so slow that even an ant can keep up."
"I do not!"
"Yes you do! Don't argue with me Dae: Today that evil vampire pulled out a whip and said I was her 'boy toy', my bottom was burned by Lar's blasted experiments, Elini used me as a test subject for her new 'pet', and Rhen almost made me into a pincushion!"
"Uh.. urr.. sorry?"
"You better be sorry! After today I want a massage! Got it?"
"Ye-yes"
"Good!"
And the two men (well one swung over a shoulder) ran off into the sunset....
"Blasted bugs!"
where they had a lovely evening afterwards.
The End