(A/N) The whole thing is supposed to be like 'If you give a mouse a cookie' In the way it's simple and goes around in a circle about an idea of how Blaine would act if you set him up on a date. Tell me what you think about it. Thanks.
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If You Set Blaine Up On A Date
If you even mention the idea of a dating someone,
He'll probably get embarrassed and start stuttering about how he doesn't need a guy in his life.
After Blaine will think it over, when you argue that he always gets sad when he sees everyone else with their lover and ask for your help.
He'll list some traits of the guy he wants. Smart. Brunette. Pale. Beautiful glasz eyes. Kind. Courageous. Pretty voice. Compassionate.
Then, Blaine's cheeks will tinge red when you mention it sounds sort of like Kurt.
Blaine will be quiet afterward, and tell you that, "Kurt wouldn't want a guy like me."
Blaine probably will start to doubt you when you say that Kurt likes him.
Until you show him the text Kurt sent you. 'Why didn't your friend Blaine was so handsome?'
Blaine will grin widely and jump up and down until you set him up on a date with Kurt.
He'll knock you on the ground and when he hugs you, after you tell him that Kurt's interested in him as well and wants to go on the date.
Blaine will be upset when you tell him you tell him they can't see RENT because it won't be showing until months later.
He'll check on his computer and to make sure that you're not lying to him. Just to be sure.
Blaine will probably ask you to make sure the reservations are at a nice fancy restaurant. And not breadstix.
Blaine will then realize the reality of his dreams, and freak out about his date with Kurt tomorrow.
He'll ask you to help him with pick clothes that he will wear, because Blaine knows Kurt will be dressed well.
The first item Blaine chooses will probably be his bowtie. And if he chooses his bowtie he'll probably want to wear a blazer with it.
Blaine will begin worry about everything until the night of the date arrives.
He'll ask for some last minute advice before he leaves to Kurt's house, and will write it down on paper as you tell him
Blaine will be upset when you tell him he can't actually have the notes with him at the date.
Blaine will be so nervous about going that he forgets the bouquet of flowers, and you have to go outside to his car to give it to him.
It will be hours until Blaine comes home.
And when Blaine comes home, chances are, that he's still grinning after taking Kurt home.
He'll tell you over the phone of how great his date was, how they couldn't keep their eyes off of each other, how they held hands the entire movie, how his heart raced as Blaine led Kurt to his front door, how perfect his lips felt against Kurt's, how sparks raced across his body as they kissed, how Blaine knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life with Kurt.
Blaine will be upset when you tell him it was only his first date, and that it's crazy he's decided that much from one date.
Chances are after that to prove you wrong, Blaine will want to go on another date with Kurt.