Name: WWE Field trip
Rating:PG 13

Characters: Chris Jericho, Rock, Austin, Hurricane, Trish, RVD, Taker,
Victoria, Kurt, Team Angle, HHH, Randy, Stephanie, Jeff, Matt, Tommy
Dreamer and Lita

Disclaimer: I don't own a damn thing but the idea and some good friends who
helped me in writing this.

Be nice cause this is my first fic okay and please enjoy!

Hogan: hi, all brothers and sisters
Today we will embark on a quest…

Jericho: whatever junior I could be using my life
Right now!

Rock: SHUT YOUR MOUTH JABRONIE!

Jericho backs off scared of the millions and millions

Jericho: shut up author, (stands on desk) Rock you will die!

Kurt: Chris I don't like dieing it reminds me of
When you choked Healthy Harold on an excursion….

Hogan: yes, we will be going on an excursion

Team Angle: WERE???

Austin: SHUTUUUPPPP! WHAT???

Team Angle: …

Austin: I said SHUTUUUPPPP? WHA-

Hogan: Austin don't swear!
And we will be going on camp, we will split up into
Groups

Then it was lunch break and all the students went outside
And talked about what they were going to bring
And whom they want to be with.

Kurt was talking to Team Angle
Kurt: hey, you want to know who I want be with?

Shelton: well I want to be with Trish and Victoria

Rock is walking past eating his lunch
And on hearing this shocking news, he almost choked

Rock: Fat chance loser. I, got Trish not you
She doesn't even know who you are let
Alone trying to make contact with you.

Shelton: well if she doesn't know me now
She will later ok!

Kurt: maybe Trish doesn't know you but Stephanie
Knows me, cause I'm a future gold medallist!

Rock: whatever, you can be a future gold medallist
But Stephanie McMahon will never know you

Rob walks over to them cause he saw them

Rob: hey, Dudes what are you doing?

Kurt: sit down Rob, were all talking about
Who we like

Rock: if you can keep a secret for
These poor dweebs

Kurt: so Rob who do you like?

Rob: I have eyes on Victoria have you
Seen that girl

At another Table Tommy, Austin, Taker and Y2J are having a
Drinking contest and Y2J has passed out. But it doesn't stop
The rest keep watching or drinking.

Jeff: come on Tommy you can do it!
Taker passes out and it is down to Tommy who
Had been trying all term to beat Austin except
Every other time there were at each other's houses

Principal McMahon: can I see you two in my office!

They both look up with a gulp

Jeff: Shit!

At another Table Lita (Amy Dumas), Trish, Victoria
And Stephanie sat and they, like all the others, were talking in a
group and were all trying to find a way they could get put together on
camp.

Lunch then ended and Tommy, Austin and Jeff could not be found.
Because they were in the office or the snake pit as it was referred to
in class.

Tommy, Austin and Jeff were sitting in chairs in the "Snake pit" and
Vince was staring down Tommy and Jeff as Austin gave the most evil
glare he could muster towards Vince.

Vince: So, what were you two doing? And why were all those beer cans
on the floor?

Austin: Isn't it obvious Mr.McMilkman

Jeff: we were having a Beer drinking contest sir

Vince: Is that so Mr. Hardy

I will have your punishment in one hour at the end of school. And if
you boys have any more problems I will find a better punishment for
you.

So Jeff and Tommy walk back mumbling words as Austin sticks his
fingers back down the hall at Mr. McMahon's office.

And in class everyone was watching steph do her thing (Dance routine)
as Kurt watched nearly drooling.

Hunter: hey Kurt, don't worry about talking to her cause I have her
easy I don't need to put in effort I just need one second alone and
she will be my girlfriend, ok Kurt.

Kurt was freaked out by how confident triple h was towards Stephanie
but tried not to show too much of a scared look.

Austin then sat down by his desk as the Rock took one look and could
easily see he was pissed off at something or someone.

Rock: wassup man you okay?

Austin: just a little pissed about someone and need time to think.

Taker was sitting behind Austin and had some words of advice cause
he's been in the situation before.

Taker: watch out, he will snap at ya!

The Rock took the advice and kept out of the rattle snakes way.

Hogan: Steve please join the discussion

Austin did not look up but his middle finger did!

Jeff: NO! Austin don't get yourself in trouble

Hogan: Steve go to the pri….

Austin: SORRRY! God!

Jeff( (sighs)

Hogan: tomorrow I will announce all of the groups and leaders.

Then Jeff, Tommy and Austin all walk out and Austin stops the two.

Austin: Look we are in this together so good luck and please don't
hesitate to spit in McMahon's sorry face before you go out.

They then entered the "Snake pit" and Vince was waiting at the door
for them.

Vince: Hello boys, have a seat (they all sit) we have decided on a
punishment for you, Tommy Dreamer and for you Austin. You will not go
to the excursion!

Austin: WHAT! (No pun intended)

Dreamer: No you can't do that!

Vince: Good-bye! (Waves hands)

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