GREEN FINGERS
WOW: plant. Dean only wanted a pot plant for his room.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, sadly!
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"Dean, you could have chosen a Spider Plant, or a Peace Lily or a Fern; why the hell did you choose this?"
"What, Victor?"
"Yes, 'Victor' the Venus Fly Trap!"
*shrugs* "Why not?"
"Because – who the hell wants a Venus Fly Trap in their room?"
"UH, people who don't want flies in their room?"
"But Dean, it's horrible!"
"Victor's not horrible. He's a fascinating specimen; a marvel of evolutionary diversity; a fusion of horticulture and carnivore. Who wouldn't be impressed by that?"
"Dean, you can bullshit all you like; but it's horrible, it's gruesome and it WON'T LET GO OF MY GODDAMN FINGER!"
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