Friend vs Friend
JUST A FUNNY IDEA POPPED IN MY HEAD, HOPE YOU'LL LIKE IT
"SHUT UP!"
"YOU SHUT UP!"
"NO, YOU SHUT UP!"
Monkey and Viper sighed. Crane and Mantis were gone for a mission, the four were alone in the palace, and Po and Tigress were fighting each other… again.
"Why do you always put so much sugar in my tea?!" Tigress shouted.
"I didn't know you wanted less sugar!" Po yelled back.
"You're an idiot!" she shouted.
"So are you, pussy cat!"
"Hey, Viper," Monkey whispered. "How about if we try to calm them down?"
"I know, but it's no use." Viper said. "They aren't gonna stop fighting."
"YOU BIG, FAT PANDA! JUST GET OUT OF HERE!" Tigress shouted again.
"NO, YOU GET OUTTA' HERE!"
Po and Tigress growled at each other.
"THEN LET'S HAVE A MATCH!" Tigress challenged. Po took his stance.
"That's it. Stop it!" Viper and Monkey said.
"Tigress, let's go to your room." Viper said.
"But I am going to crush this panda!"
"No you're not." Viper refused, pushing her out of the room. "Monkey, take Po to his room." Monkey nodded. Viper and Monkey managed to take Po and Tigress to their rooms.
Then, Monkey and Viper were in Viper's room. "Viper, that's getting too much now. I am tired of Po and Tigress getting in a fight every day, for just a little reason."
"What was the reason today? I can't remember." Viper asked. Monkey thought for a while.
"I think Po put too much sugar in Tigress' tea, that's why she was mad at him." he replied.
"See, they fight for such small topics. Yesterday, they fought because Po stepped on Tigress' tail. And day before yesterday, they fought because Po spilled noodles on her face. They just seek an excuse to fight."
"Viper, is there a way we can stop their fight, once and for all?"
Viper thought for a while. "I got an idea!" she exclaimed. "Monkey, how about we pretend a fight?"
"What does that mean?" Monkey asked.
"That means we'll pretend to fight each other in front of Po and Tigress. And we will continue this act until Po and Tigress gets tired of us fighting each other. Then they'll know how it feels when someone is always fighting around us."
"Hmm… that sounds good, Viper. Maybe then they'll not fight again."
Po was walking to his room, until Tigress came in front of him.
"Get out of my way, Panda." She demanded, looking away from him.
"You step aside, Tigress."
Tigress raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? Why would I step aside for you?"
"Then why would I get out of your way?" Po asked.
"That's it, Panda! I don't have time to waste! I said get out of my way!" She said, impatiently.
"I won't! You move from your place, Tigress!" Po said angrily.
"You're one who's gonna move!" She said, unleashing her claws. "Or fight me! The one who losses will step aside."
"Sure, Mrs. Grumpy Pussy Cat!" Po challenged, taking his stance. Tigress growled and took her stance.
"How dare you call me that?!"
"I dared because, it's true. Mrs. Grumpy Pussy Cat!"
"You're gonna pay for that, Fatty!" She yelled. Po growled.
"What's going on?!" Monkey and Viper came and stopped them fighting again. "Your fight had just ended."
"I was just going to my room, until his fat panda came in my way." Tigress said.
"I was also going to my room, until Mrs. Grumpy Puss blocked my way!" Po said. Tigress growled again at the nickname.
"How dare you call me that agai-"
"Tigress, stop it!" Viper interrupted. "Po, why do you keep calling her that? Can't you keep your big mouth shut?!"
"But she called me Fatty!" Po shouted back. Everyone looked at Tigress, she smirked.
"Any doubt, Fatty?" She asked.
"Stop it, guys!" Monkey said. "Where actually you two wanted to go? Both of your rooms are right next to you!" Monkey said, pointing at the side. "So, what's the point of getting out of each other's way?"
Po and Tigress looked at each other with wide eyes, realizing both of their rooms were right next to them, what actually was they fighting for?
Both growled at each other and went to their rooms, slamming the door close.
Viper and Monkey sighed. "When will these two grow up?"
To Be Continued…
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