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Rikuo stared down at the body in front of him. He was by Kazahaya's bed, staring down at him. It was morning and it was Kazahaya's turn to make breakfast. He lowered himself down on his knees so his face would be about parallel to him. "Kazahaya, looking awfully sexy here. Maybe I should. Eat. You. Up." He whispered into his ear.
Kazahaya snapped awake and pressed his body against the wall, away from Rikuo, in complete alarm. "Oh GOD. Never do that again! Sick bastard." He snarled at the tall boy. He had been living with him for a quite a while now, it was a wonder why he wasn't used to his ways of waking him up yet. He yawned and stretched before glaring at Rikuo "Get out, Rikuo. I need to get changed."
"You sure? Because-"
"Just GET THE HELL OUT!"
Rikuo smirked and strode towards the door "Whatever you say, Ku-do." He replied, with great pleasure too.
"We're getting awfully familiar here!" He yelled back but Rikuo had already left the room by the time he had finished his phrase. "Gods, I really need to put a lock on that door someday!" He muttered to himself in an irritated tone.
He slipped on a white t-shirt and a pair of jeans before heading towards the kitchen. He looked about the room. No sign of Rikuo. No longer a danger zone.
He wrapped the apron around himself before beginning to steam some rice and prepare ingredients for miso soup. For quite a bit of time, there was no appearance of the taller boy and for that reason, Kazahaya was indeed very happy.
Just as he opened the rice steamer and began to scoop out some rice, he felt something press against his back and a breath by his ear. He winced and shivered before hearing a soft tone in his ear "Is breakfast ready yet, Kazahaya?"
His body stiffened "H-Himura! Damn it! It won't be if you don't get away from me!"
He heard a chuckle "Aw… that's no fun now is it? Let's take the time to… get to know each other. Let's start with first names, ok? Kudo…"
Kazahaya's eyes widened before shutting close together 'Agh! He's going to EAT ME!!' he thought to himself. "W-what did I say about first names! It's Kazahaya to you!" He tried shoving Rikuo off of him, but with no avail. Riku was not only taller, but he was also stronger. Oh joy.
He tried once more, and managed to break free of Rikuo's grasp but ended up falling back. Like a reflexive action, he stretched out his arm and tried grabbing hold of Rikuo's shirt, hoping he'd stop his fall that way. "You idiot! Don-!"
"Ouch…" Kazahaya groaned. He tried picking himself up, but his body felt heavy. He opened his eyes only to come in contact with another pair of eyes. "P… Pervert!"
"Pervert?!" Rikuo yelled back, still atop of Kazahaya, apparently to absorbed in the argument "You're the idiot who pulled me down here with you!"
"Well, if you didn't try to sexually harass me earlier, this would have never happened!" He shot back.
They stopped yelling momentarily from hearing the sounds of feet and the creaking of their door. "What happened up here and why the hell are you- whoa! Oops! Sorry, didn't mean to disturb your moment!" Saiga said with a grin before turning and heading out the door "Now I have something to tell Kakei!" Was all they could here before the footsteps disappeared.
"No! Saiga-san! It's a misunderstanding!" Kazahaya yelled desperately. He flopped down onto the ground, baging his head lightly against the floor "Ah damn it. This sucks."
Rikuo rose up to his feet and began to brush the dirt off of himself "What a mess. Anyways, you should hurry up before the breakfast gets cold… idiot."
Kazahaya glared at him and gritted his teeth as Rikuo set himself down at the table, taking notice to the fact Kazahaya was burning holes into his head. If looks could kill, Rikuo would be dead.
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Kazahaya rolled his eyes as another batch of giggling fangirls came in to see their 'beloved' Rikuo. It drove him nuts. What the heck was so great about the guy anyways?
He set down the brown box he had in his arms and began to sort out the contents in their respective shelves and sections. He turned around as he felt someone tap his shoulder, only to see Saiga there, grinning madly, which in case you don't know, isn't a good sign.
"What do you want?" Kazahaya said in an angry tone, still pissed from the events of that morning.
"Ouch. Snippy aren't you? No need to be angry my dear friend. I simply wanted to give you something."
"Since when was I your 'friend' you- huh?" He felt Saiga slip something into his hand. Curious, he slowly opened his clenched hand to see a small tiny package. "What is this…?" He stared down at it before realizing what exactly he held in his hand. A condom. 'Ok. Now I'm gonna kill him!' He clenched his hand again and raised it up, just as he did so, Saiga began darting off into the back room "Saiga! You bastard! Get your ass over here!"
Rikuo whacked Kazahaya over the head and frowned "What the hell are you yelling about? You're going to give me a headache. Shut up."
Kazahaya turned around and glared up at the taller boy before turning and resuming his work "Whatever."
"Here." Rikuo shoved a package in front of his face.
"What?" He slowly clasped his hand over at it and looked at it. Chocolate. 'Hey. It's my favourite.' He thought to himself. He lufhsed slightly and looked up at Rikuo "Uh… t-thanks."
"It's your favourite, am I right? Better than regular chocolate." He grinned and turned walked to the registry.
Kazahaya watched as Rikuo walked off, secretly brimming with happiness, but he refused to show it. The kid had his pride.
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Kazahaya leaned back into the couch in the back room. It had been a rough day and he really didn't need anything to make the day worse. "So… You have a job for us then?"
Kakei smiled "Yes, actually. I want you retrieve this." He lifted up a picture of a book, it was tattered and old and the pages seemed yellow with age.
"A book?" Kazahaya asked in confusion. "Can't you just get it yourself?"
Rikuo snorted "If he could get it himself he wouldn't ask us to do it for him let alone pay us for it too. Dumbass."
Kazahaya growled "Bastard."
"Now, now." Kakei said soothingly as he set the photograph down "Remember how you two masqueraded as two students?"
Kazahaya groaned mentally 'I don't like where this is heading…'
"This time it's basically the same concept. Only you'll be assistant teachers this time and you won't have to stay in the dormitories either." Kakei continued.
Kazahaya buried his face in his hands 'Kill me now...'
Yes, this is a crap-filled chapter. Horrible writing and terrible grammar mistakes. Whatever. I tried.
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