So this is something my friends and I came up with for laughs. Please comment if you find this funny or have the same issues we do.
Ava=Me, Sabre=Nicole, Juliet=Asia
~ = episode/location, `=action
~Episode 1~
~On the ship~
Snow: What did you do?
Regina: Well she wasn't going to help us.
`Switch Scene to Hook and Charming then Switch Back`
`Snow punches Regina`
Sabre: Hold up, hold up! Where the fuck is the mermaid?
Regina: I beg your pardon?
Sabre: You heard me! Where is the mermaid you just turned to wood?
`Regina looks over to the empty deck`
Regina: Maybe she fell off the ship we're in the middle of the storm.
Juliet: That's not likely. I mean if she was solid wood, which I assume she was, she would be far too heavy to slide to the side off the edge of the ship.
Ava: Not to mention the railing on the ship it too high for her to fall over.
`Juliet and Ava look over the side of the ship`
Juliet: If she was also made of wood, wouldn't she float?
Regina: Well then how should I know where she went?
Sabre: You turned her into wood. You are the only magic user on board. Where is the mermaid!?
Hook: Love I don't think-
Sabre: WHERE IS THE MERMAID?!
~Henry and the Goons~
`Henry runs into the forest and shadow runs off with Greg's shadow`
Juliet: What does he do with those shadows?
Felix: How should I know?
Sabre: Your Pan's right hand man aren't you?
Felix: So?
Sabre: Shouldn't you know where it goes?
Felix: I don't know everything.
Juliet: What does it feel like?
Felix: Do I look dead to you?
Ava: Sometimes…
~Henry Meets Pan~
`Pan and Henry hiding in the bushes`
Ava: You do realize that this is Pan right?
Henry: What?
Sabre: Yeah…
Pan: What on Earth makes you say that?
Juliet: The fact that you are conveniently there and the lost boys who know every inch of this island magically can't find him even though they are literally six feet away.
`Sabre and Ava nod`
Pan: That, that doesn't mean anything.
Ava: Yeah sure. Pan, someone who the dark one fears, can't find a boy on his island.
Juliet: Speak of which, why do you kidnap little boys? That is so creepy.
Pan: What?
Sabre: Can you say pedophile?
Pan: What? No! That's just gross!
`Sabre stares eyeing a branch behind Pan`
Ava: You have to admit Pan it looks suspicious.
Pan: That's no reason to assume that I-
`Sabre whacks Pan on the back of the head`
`Juliet and Ava watch Henry make a run for it`
Pan: You stupid girl. Do you know who I am?
Sabre: You're Peter Pan.
Pan: I am also the most powerful magic user on this island.
Sabre: Then you would know…Then only you can answer my question…
Pan: What?
`Sabre points the branch in Pan's face`
Sabre: WHERE IS THE MERMAID!?
Juliet: Oh my god…