It's Boring To Be A Bob

by RavenBubble

Lizzie, her husband Phil, and their baby girl Billy move to a new city. They meet tons of new people that are odd in some way, for example Bob(you know him from our other stories) like shiny things, mainly knives...hehe we're so evil! THIS IS NOT MEANT TO

R.H.: WE'RE BACK!! YAY!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

B.D.: I LUV REVENGE!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!

R.H.: This is our new fanfiction story called: It's boring to be a Bob where everybody turns into a bob and the whole world dies from lack of communication! Not really. Lizzy, her husband Phil, and their baby girl move to Bobsville and they turn into bobs, and THEN the whole world dies due to lack of communication! Muahahaha!!

BOB: OOOHHH!! PRETTY KNIFE!! I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I PUT THIS IN BUBBLE DUCK'S HEART? LET'S TRY IT!!

B.D.: GET AWAY YOU FREAK!!

R.H.: uh oh...... um..... on with the story?

Wave Water(W.W.): uh....... their freaks..... I don't like them. I hate you!!

R.H.: I love you too.

Lizzy sat up in her bed she had the most wonderful dream last night. It was about her moving into a new world and she met wonderful people! She jumped out and got changed. She went into the kitchen to find her husband Phil making breakfast. He asked her,

"How do you like your eggs?" She replied,

"Not fertilized." Phil looked confused.

"What?"

"I-I m-mean uh... SCRAMBLED!!" Lizzy heard her baby girl Billy crying. She ran into Billy's bedroom and picked the baby up and comforted her by singing,

"LonDoN BrIdGeS fAlLiNg DoWn!" The baby fell asleep. (A.N: R.H.: Is that even possible?? B.D.: who knows. I'm just going along with the story.) Lizzy put the baby back into her crib, and went out to the kitchen to eat breakfast!

Phil and Lizzy sat down to eat their eggs and talk about their future. Phil talked about having another baby while Lizzy was talking about moving to a bigger home. After an hour Phil got changed and headed to work at a local filming studio, while Lizzy started her day with cleaning.

At 5:30PM Phil returned from work and told Lizzy the good news.

"WE'RE MOVING!!" (A.N.: R.H.: sarcasm dripping down her chin joy. Good news. B.D.: I know.) Lizzy was so shocked, her dream might come true! She asked Phil where they were moving. Phil explained that his company was moving to a different city, so they would be moving to Bobsville. Lizzy ran to her room and started packing immediately. While Phil took care of dinner, which was Phile Cheese Steaks. Phil was an awesome cook.

B.D.: um... that um.... Was the start so far!!! Uh.... R&R a lot uh... um... this is not supposed to be a serious story peeps so you know!

W.W.: I agree.

R.H.: You agree to what?

W.W.: I agree this story is not serious.

R.H.: I agree this story sucks. HAHAHA AND I EVEN WROTE HALF OF IT!! MUAHAHAHA!!

W.W.: I agree.

R.H.: What are you a puppet?

W.W.: I'm a real boy!!

R.H.: I thought you were a girl?

W.W.: I am! And I'm a real boy!!

R.H.: so..... you're an it???

W.W.: I'M A REAL BOY!

B.D.: uh.. we'll continue with chapter 2 soon R&R. ba bye, bye, tata, see ya !! END OF STORY!!

R.H.: EW!! HE'S AN SHE'S AN IT'S AN IT!!! EW!!!! SICKO!! EW!!

W.W.: hehehehehehehehehehe. I'm a real girl!

R.H.: MAKE UP YOUR MIND IDIOT!!

W.W.: okay fine I'm a girl.

BOB: hehehe I'M AN IT!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that wasn't very funny.

R.H.: giggles uncontrollably then falls off a cliff still laughing hysterically

W.W.: Pooh.

B.D.: That is so uncivilized