Beth: Hi Guys!!!Thanks for Clicking on My Jade Empire fanfic!

Sky: Yes..thank you....*brilliant Smile*

Beth: *Throws something at him*Go back to the Empire...You arent even realy in this.....yet......

Sky: ....You're No fun Beth....

Dawn Star: Be thankful she doesnt make you the Villian...or kill you off....

Master Li: She's right young Man...

Beth: Hey...Li.....Go back to being a douche...you are gonna be in....2 chapters of this max...maybe 3......if you haven't guessed yet I HATE you....

Dawn Star & Wu/Golden Rose Mulan: Why do you hate master Li??

Beth: I have my reasons.....*Does Not want to spoil game*

Master Li: "Damn...she's on to me....." Please my students...stay calm....

Beth: ANYWAY....Please...Enjoy the story...Oh And I do not own Jade Empire...Microsoft and BioWare do...and Hao Liang is not a real person...It's a name from a chinese name generator...the original name that I used for it is Brian who is my best friend in real life....the story is told from my point of veiw since the main character IS me...and any music/book/game/TV reference i make belongs to their respective owners.....So Enjoy!!!


She hadn't slept since her master was taken, how long had it been? Days? Weeks? She had lost track of time. Everything that Golden Rose Mulan had ever known had been violently shattered in just a day, the day she was told about her heritage. She was the last Spirit Monk, and now she was about to go to the Imperial Palace to confront the Emperor and rescue her master after killing Grand Inquisitor Jia...for the third time this month.


I had grown to like Jade Empire and I tried to play it every chance I got. I knew every name, every event, every style...everything...I knew it all by heart. But mainly, I knew Sky by heart. The "dashing rouge" and a definite love interest for my character. He had lost his wife when she gave birth to his daughter Pinmei, then he lost Pinmei to slavers when he was out on business. His quest for revenge led him to the fortress of Gao the Greater, where he met Golden Rose Mulan. It's a touching story but the character that you play kinda leads him on for most of the game...not every person that plays Jade Empire decides to pursue Sky as the lover for their character. But it seems like Sky loves falling head over heals for a pretty face...I feel bad for the guy."OH MY GOD WHY WONT YOU DIE ALREADY?!?!?!" I yelled at the TV screen."Damn you Jia...just DIE already!" The "Grand" Inquisitor was starting to piss me off...but I had a secret weapon...Crimson tears...my double sabers."YES!!!!YOU DIED!!!!!!"I yelled in triumph. Now I got to watch one of my favorite cut-scenes in the whole game...the scene where Sagacious Zu sacrifices himself for the main character...it made me cry the first time. Now...we head to the camp where, sadly, Princess Sun Lian or Silk Fox also happened to be.


"God I hate Lian.." I turned to my best friend, Hoa Liang, who was sitting next to me on my carpet. He loved these games and told me that I had to play them. "I do too...she's a spoiled brat just 'cause her daddy is the Emperor..." he said coldly. I knew he was lying...that's because he romanced her in his game. "Uh huh...sure..." I said rolling my eyes....I paused the game right before they took off in the flyer. "What the???" Was all Hoa got out before I grabbed two pillows and a large blanket. "I'm tired and you are staying over...I got all night to kick Li's ass..." I commented and threw him a pillow "You can either shut up and sleep or go downstairs.....your choice." I said laying down on the soft mass of fabric and foam in front of me. "I'll pick the first one..." was all I heard before he pulled me into the 'Nap' hug and I drifted off to sleep in his arms, my hand on the X-Box controller and my cell phone in my pocket...little did I know that our lives were about to become very difficult, and at the same time extremely exciting.