Well, here it is! The very first chapter of a Sequel to Hey Diddle Diddle. Now, you don't have to have read that story first to understand it, but I'm not going to deny that it would certainly help.

Now, I may or may not go through with this sequel, it depends on whether or not I like where it goes, if that makes any sort of sense. Anyways, I hope you enjoy it =]

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Less than a week ago, if someone had told Lily that she'd be sitting in James Potter's lap with her arms around his neck and snogging him senseless willingly, she'd have suggested that they visit Madam Pomphrey, and then forcefully escorted them there.

But now, diddle help her, that was exactly what she was doing, and she was doing it in the middle of the Hogwarts library. Moreover, she was enjoying it… a lot. What had the world come to?

"James?" she murmured into his mouth.

"Mmmmm?"

She pulled back, "We probably shouldn't be doing this."

James smirked and leaned in to her again, "So?"

He was about to press his mouth back to hers, but she blocked him with her hand, "James, we're Heads, and this is setting a horrible example for younger students. So I think we should get back to those reports we were supposed to be doing."

"Reports?" James asked, looking very confused, "I don't recall any reports… And did you just say that we were setting a bad example?"

Lily nodded, and James looked affronted, "But, I thought we were doing a wonderful job of it! Those ickle firsties could learn a thing or two from watching us" James said, nodding seriously.

Don't laugh, Lily, don't laugh! Giggling isn't allowed either!!!

"James, this is serious! Kissing in the library is totally unacceptable."

James pouted slightly, "But… you taste better in the library."

Lily laughed despite herself, then forced a frown, "Nevertheless, we should be working. We've got our NEWT's coming up, in case you've forgotten. And by the way, I thought I always tasted nice."

"Aw, diddle, you do…"

"No, James… don't you come any closer. James, this isn't the time. Don't… mmmmmm, James…"

He couldn't help but smile in the kiss as she gave in and moved her lips with his, and then he realized that he still hadn't gotten over how much better his first name sounded when she was the one saying it. Then, when they broke apart and he regained his conscious thought abilities, he wondered how he had gotten so very lucky. It just must have been fate, wonderful fate that made Voldemort decide to try and murder all of the mudbloods at Hogwarts using a lethal potion, and it must have been James's good luck that made Snape use the Cruciatous curse on him and the Imperious curse on Lily. After all, if Voldemort and Snape hadn't nearly killed half of the Hogwarts student body, and if Snape hadn't tried to kill him, then James would never have gotten Lily to fall in love with him.

Oh, how had he ever gotten so very lucky?

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As Sirius lounged about on his bed, reveling in how wonderful it felt to be lying down and doing nothing when he was supposed to be studying, he noticed something amiss with his otherwise perfectly blissful Sunday afternoon:

"Hey, Moony?"

"Yes?" Remus replied without looking up from his Charms book.

"Where's Prongs? Is he in the Great Hall with Wormtail?"

Remus sighed inaudibly as he took a cursory glance at his friend. He knew that the answer to that question would likely cause Sirius to have a very bad reaction, and he was right, "Er, no, actually. I think he's in the library with Lily."

Sirius groaned loudly, "Oh. Right. I mean, of course he is, why did I even bother asking? Where else would he be? Ever since last week, when those two finally got together, all he's done is make eyes at that girl! He's so bloody lovesick he's forgotten who we are."

"Don't you think you're being just a tad harsh there, Pads?" Moony asked cautiously.

Sirius frowned, "Well I'm right, aren't I, Moony? When was the last time the four of us hung out, just for the fun of it?"

"Er, yesterday?"

"That doesn't count, Moony!" Sirius glared, "James only talked to us yesterday because dear Lily was holed up in the girl's dorm. And all he wanted to talk about was how wonderfully pretty she was, or how she'd laughed at one of his pathetic - stolen from me - jokes, or he'd go on and on about that night. I don't see what was so bloody special about it anyways."

Remus, who knew without asking exactly which night to which Sirius was referring, said, "Well, Padfoot, I think that the big attraction of that night was that, aside from James almost single handedly winning the big match against Slytherin and foiling You Know Who's plan to poison all of the muggleborn's of Hogwarts, he also kissed the girl he's been nuts about since third year and she told him she loved him."

"Well, besides that, what really happened to make that day so diddle amazing?"

It took a valiant effort on Remus's part for him to resist laughing at Sirius's expression; he looked like a very irritated puppy. "Well, er, besides that… not much I guess."

Sirius nodded emphatically, "Exactly! The day wasn't that bloody wonderful! It wasn't nearly as brilliant as the time James and I broke into the Slytherin Common Room and TP'd their beds with about a ton of stringy pink Drooble's Best Blowing gum. Or the time we slipped wet-start fireworks into Slughorn's cauldron. But James is making it sound as if he and Evans single handedly led to the Dark Lord's downfall! Then again, I can't expect any sympathy from you. You're one of them."

"One of them?" Remus raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, one of them!" Sirius exclaimed vehemently, "You're just another pining lover, who spends all of his time worshiping a girl and leaving his true friends behind in the dust!"

"This is about Geeta, isn't it?"

"Of course it bloody is! You're no better than Prongs; you're with the girl all the time! And Merlin, I can't believe how often you two go at it! You're always in the middle of full out snog-fests!"

Remus blushed, and tried not to be offended. He knew that Sirius was only joking, and that he realized how much Geeta meant to him and how much Lily meant to James, but it was also painfully obvious that Sirius was missing his best friends. So, with that in mind, Remus decided to do something he would never normally have done. "Er, Padfoot?"

Sirius, who had gone back to his sulking, didn't bother looking up, "Yeah?"

"D'you… by any chance, remember Operation Big Bang? The… er, the plan we made over the summer for the big back to school prank, but couldn't pull off because Prongs landed a detention?"

A slow grin began forming on Sirius's face, "Yes, yes I do. Why?"

Remus hesitated. After all, it wasn't too late to give up this idiotic plan and go back to his happy reading! But the hopeful look on his best friend's face forced him to go through with his crazy idea, "Well, Pads… how's about you and me finish off what we started?"

Sirius's reply was an evil grin. Hold a prank without James, huh? That would show him. And even if it didn't, this was going to be very, very fun…

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So, is it worth continuing? Or should I just leave Hey Diddle Diddle alone and delete this? You be the judge =]