This is my first fanfiction, so don't hate! Inspired by Fairy Tail Meets Fairy Tales be BlackLynx17 - awesome story, you guys gotta go read it. So, I'm planning to update about once or twice a week, but I'm a HUGE procrastinator of all things work, so we'll see how that goes. I'll also probably write a whole bunch of One-Shots to keep you guys entertained, so no worries! Don't forget to R&R (not rest and relaxation, sadly) cuz I could really use the feedback. I also wouldn't mind discussing the latest chapters, if anyone wants. SO COOL~

This story is not going to be overly romanticized and corny, but it is a nalu fic, because I am a nalu shipper all the way. Might contain hints of other ships, Gruvia, Jerza, Gajevy, naturally, but might also contain small hints at things like Graylu, Stinglu, Lalu, Lolu, and some other 'lu's, as well as Nali. Don't worry, Nalu shippers, these ships will all be shipwrecked and sink to the bottom of the deep blue! And for all y'all other Lucy or Natsu shippers - well, ya win some, ya lose some. Now, enough of my chit chat, I'll just get started on the story, shall I?


Please, welcome to The Tales of Fairy Tail! Starring Natsu Dragneel and Lucy Heartfilia!

Ok, Lights! Camera! Action!

Opens to a scene of Natsu and Lucy kissing.

Oh! Whoah! Okay then! That was unexpected and not meant to be there! WAY too soon! What a mess up! Where are my stage crew? Oh wait. It's just me here. Hehe. This is awkward. Okay. Let's flip to the right page in the book then shall we? Alright.. Here we go. Lights! Camera! Action!

Lucy Heartfilia's day started off as just a normal, peaceful Sunday morning. She woke up bright and early, to the birds chirping, and looked outside the window of her magnificent castle onto the vast meadows and lush forests that lay before her palace-

"Whoah! Wait a second! This IS NOT MY HOUSE! Where the hell am I? Have I been kidnapped?! Hello? HELLO-O?!" Lucy screams, looking around her grandly decorated room.

Geez Lucy, no need to get so freaked.

"Huh? Who said that? Show yourself! Am I hearing things?" She shrieks.

Ooh! I think I went deaf with that Lucy! CHILLAX MAN! It will all make sense to you in due time! In the meantime, I need to go to a hearing doctor because SOMEBODY JUST MADE ME FUCKING DEAF!

Lucy cringes in guilt. "Sorry about that. Wait, why am I saying sorry? Who are you? And where am I?"

I… Well, for now, you may call me the Storyteller. And you are in my story. In a few moments, You will be sent on a mission - which I cannot explain fully - and you will no longer be able to hear my voice. So listen carefully while you still can.

Lucy stares in astonishment. "A mission? I- Okay. Explain then, Storyteller." She crosses her arms and glares at her roof in the direction of my voice. Geez, she doesn't have to look so rude, now, does she? Then again I *did* abduct her, drug her, stuff her in a sack, and plonk her in this foreign building. Not to hr knowledge, of course.

"Well? I'm listen~ing." She says. Sigh. Very Well. Here goes.

So, basically, Ihaveabductedyoutogoonamissionthroughmagicalworldstodiscoveranimportantsectratthatcouldpotentiallychangeyourlife, da da da, oh, here it is. 'You, Lucy Heartfilia, are to shut your mouth and go with the flow until your mission has been completed. You will have to journey through wondrous lands of my choosing, and to pass that world, you need to complete the quest that will make sense to you once you get there.' I also need you to sign a contract saying 'The Storyteller is not responsible for any fear, danger, injuries or death during this mission.' Capische? Any questions?

Lucy gapes in shock. "Hell yeah I have questions! What different lands? What do you mean by death? Am I going to die here? What kind of messed up mission is this? Hell no am I signing that contract until I get some answers. And I want them NOW!" She pauses her yelling to take a breath.

Fine. Have it your way. If you do not sign the contract in, let's see here, two minutes exactly, you will be trapped in this room for eternity. And don't even try to break out, unless you also want to abandon your Gate Keys forever too. And FYI, that time count has gone down to one minute 40 secs. If you still refuse to comply, I can summon an angry, cake-deprived Erza Scarlet here-

"Say no more. I'll sign it." Lucy shudders at the thought of being trapped in a room with an Erza who's been cake-deprived for far too long. A contract pops into being next to Lucy, along with a glorious feathered purple quill.

Sign here, here, and here, please.

Glowing gold splodges appear at certain spots on the paper with every 'here'. Lucy picks up the quill and signs a loopy, curvy signature on each line.

"There. You happy?" She asks angrily.

Very. Now, I need to go, and you won't be able to hear or see me until the very end of the story. Damn. You're a pain to work with, you know that? I need a drink.

And with that, Lucy can no longer hear me. Perfect. She looks around her room again. "Hello? Storyteller? What do I do now? Can I at least have my keys back?" She calls out. Pssh. As if that's my problem. I'm just here to observe, kiddo. Well, I actually can help, but… where's the fun in that, huh?

"Please, Storyteller?" She pleads with me. Hmph. Well, I guess there's really no harm in giving her just one spirit back, is there? Damnit, I am a softy. Oh well. I need another drink.

Lucy spots something glowing on her bed. She takes a few tentative steps towards it, only to be surprised.

"PLUE?!"

"Pun-pun! Pun!" Plue replies back, happily shivering away on Lucy's bed.

"Oh Plue, I missed you! How are you, cutie? Oh, come here, you're shivering" She grabs Plue and pulls him into a bear hug. Aww. How cute. I need to take a screenshot of this.

Flash! Lucy jerks up at the sound of a camera. "Storyteller? Is that you? Thanks for Plue!" She smiles up. I smile back, even though she can't see me. Wait! We're getting off track here! I use my power to make the door glow gold and swing open.

Lucy gets the message. She grabs Plue and looks around the room, spotting a bag with an embroidered 'LUCY' at the front in sequins. It's filled with basic necessities, like clothes, underwear, toothbrush and toothpaste, shampoo and conditioner. I took extra liberties with the underwear, as I thought Lucy would prefer something more like what she has at home, so I ended up buying her tons of very… provocative undergarments with lots of lace. She flushes as she opens the bag and looks at them. 'R-really? You j-just had to, h-huh?" she stammers out, embarrassed. Well don't look at me. You're the one buying that shit on a daily basis back home.

Her clothes are also very similar to what she wears at home, but made of a lighter, stronger, and more supple fabric. She zips up the backpack and slings it over her shoulder before snatching Plue up with one arm.

"Well, let's get going on this adventure, hey Plue? It's into the woods we go!"


So? How did you guys like that chapter? Next chapter, I'm going to bring in every one's favourite dragon slayer and his sidekick, Natsu and Happy! And I'll also begin the first Fairy Tale. Don't forget to Read and Review, and I'd love to hear some guesses on predictions and stuff, even though I know it's a bit early. Also, like I said in my intro, any discussion on Fairy Tail manga chapters or even the show is absolutely welcome. See you soon!

3 Juvia