Not A Good Idea
A/N: Some things you really shouldn't do at H.I.V.E. No, seriously, I mean really. I'm not responsible if you do.
1) Steal Shelby's cosmetics.
"WHERE'S MY SHAMPOO!" yelled Shelby, awakening Laura, who sat up and rubbed her eyes.
Shelby was in a rage.
"I don't know. You sure it's even gone?" asked Laura.
Shelby pointed to the shelf where all her shampoo, make up, conditioner, etc usually stood. It was all gone. Laura raised an eyebrow. Then she acted on a hunch and checked H.I.V.E Chat.
AwesomeOtto/1:45 am: Shelby's gonna kill me, but oh well. Hide them 4 now.
AwesomeOtto/7:50 am: Down the toilet they go!
Shelby came over and saw the chat.
"NOOO! My precious!" she yelled.
TheWraith: F_ you Otto you bastard.
FireRed: Shelby!
TheWraith: I bleeped it out, it doesn't matter. It's still T.
FireRed: The fourth wall just died.
Shelby picked the lock and burst into Otto and Wing's room. She ran into the bathroom to see Otto pouring her precious cosmetics down the toilet. Shelby snarled and attacked the surprised albino, who collapsed to the floor. She picked up the remaining cosmetics and returned to her room, leaving Otto confused and hurt on the floor, while Wing kept shaking his head.
2) Introduce H.I. to Facebook.
H.I. was 'happy'. He'd recently discovered a new website. Facebook. Where you could make new friends, supposedly. H.I. wanted 'friends'. He supposed they were a good thing. The AI began to create his profile.
Name. That wasn't hard. H.I. entered his name. Age. H.I. didn't know. He'd overheard Nero saying that he was five, though, so the AI put that in. Status. Tricky. The AI decided, on an 'impulse' to put
'Just deleted Overlord!'. But what did he feel about that? H.I. 'thought' and put his final status in.
'Just totally owned Overlord guys! Like a badass!'
H.I. selected his profile, and joined Facebook.
Five months later...
Nero and Pike were discussing H.I. 's new attitude.
"He's very relaxed," Nero remarked.
"He gets angry sometimes," Pike said," And uses text speak."
The two men looked at each other as H.I. commented.
"56000 friends! Yeah!"
"Who let him join Facebook?"
In a room in H.I.V.E, two boys and two girls were laughing as they listened. One of the boys, a tall, dark figure, congratulated the other.
"Well done Otto."
3: H.I.V.E Chat may not be used to disrupt classes/assemblies.
"As I was saying, Bob was a great villain-"
A loud beeping arose throughout the room, then the video sent through H.I. began playing. Otto's voice came out of the speakers of every Blackbox.
"Block and Tackle's greatest fails!" proclaimed Otto.
The two resident morons appeared on screen.
"Number One- Push Or Pull?"
Block and Tackle stood in front of a door.
"How do we get through?" grunted Block.
Tackle slammed into the door. This had absolutely no effect. Block tried next, failing as well. Then a guard came and pulled the large handle, which said PULL, releasing them from their torment.
H.I. temporarily shut H.I. down, but not before chaos had struck. Raven set off to find Otto.
4: YouTube and H.I. do not mix.
Another not very peaceful day at the Higher Institute Of Villainous Education. Nero was tiredly teaching Villainy Studies, preparing to dismiss the class. At the back, Otto and Laura were teaching H.I. about the wondrous invention called YouTube. Nero dismissed the class, and H.I. spoke.
"Everybody do the flop."
Some Henchmen obeyed and hit the floor, while most H.I.V.E students just stared at the roof confusedly.
"Everybody do the Harlem Shake!"
Laughter started to spread through the H.I.V.E.
"Nyannyananyanyan."
"Nyan cat," sighed Otto,"Oh well."
"Nyanyanyannyannyannyannyanny annyanyna."
Otto put his hands over his ears. H.I. had found the 10 hour version. The H.I.V.E would suffer.
5: Do not give the Henchmen Maths tests.
Every Henchman received an envelope that morning. The letter said that they were allowed to beat up an Alpha of their choice if they got full marks. The highest score was 12/100. The video of the Henchmen trying to get full marks became the next YouTube sensation. Everybody except the Henchmen laughed that day. Even Raven might have watched the video. Might have.