A Day at the Gym
Duo: Hey Heero
Heero: What Duo
Duo: I bet I'm stronger than you
(Heero bursts out in laughter)
Heero: Hahahahaha....... Oh you were serious
Duo: Yeah, what did you think
Heero: I thought since we both knew that I'm stronger, that you were just making the best joke that I've ever heard
Duo: Well since you so confident we'll settle this at the gym
Heero: Good, and make sure you bring the rest of the gang along
Duo: Fine
Heero: Fine
(The next day outside the gym)
Heero: Hey Duo, I thought you were going to ditch
Duo: Yeah right
Heero: You usually ditch like the chicken wuss you are
Duo: Well that was in the past
Heero: Oh... Ok... Fine then
(Others walk up to the gym)
Duo: Glad you all could make
(Interrupting)
Wufei: Let's get this over with
Duo: Well excuse me, mister JUSTICE
Heero: What did you do Duo, did you fart or something
(Everyone laughs)
Duo: Shut up Heero
Heero: Make me... What's the matter chicken wuss
Duo: I'll prove myself in the gym, not with words
Heero: Hahahaha... Sticks and stones can break Duo's bones and words can make him piss in his pants
Wufei: Enough... both of you shut up... your all weak so can we get this over with
Heero: Ok let's go
(They walk in the gym)
Worker: Can I help you
Heero: Yes, five to the weight room please
Worker: Your member ship card please
Heero: Here you go
(She slides it through a machine)
Worker: Um I'm sorry, but your card expired 2 minutes ago
Heero: What did you say
Worker: I said your
(Interrupting)
Heero: I know what you said just please let us in
Worker: Sorry no can do
(Grabs here coller)
Heero: If you don't want to see the grooves of my fist in your forehead you'll let us in
Worker: Hehe, go right in sir
Heero: Thanks
Duo: That wasn't very polite
Heero: Shut up Duo
(They walk in the weight room)
Duo: So what do you want to do first
Heero: Hmmm let's do bench press first
Duo: Fine with me
Trowa: Same
Quatre: Same
Wufei: Same
(They set up the bench press)
Heero: Duo, you can go first ok
Duo: Very kind of you Heero, I accept
Heero (Thinking): Extra weight should do the trick
Duo: Would you put the weights to 400 please Heero
Heero: Sure thing Duo
Heero (Thinking): 500 should do it... Mwahahahhaha
(Duo starts to do the first bench)
Duo: Wow this is really heavy... uuggghghhhhhh
(Duo completes the first press)
Heero: What the
Duo: Surprised
Heero: Psshhh I could do that and more
Duo: Lets raise it 100 then
Heero: Fine
(Put more weight on and Heero starts his bench)
Heero: Uuuuuggghghhghghhhhhhh
(Heero completes his first bench)
Duo: Whoa
Heero: Suprised
Duo: Heh yeah riggghhhtttt... I could do that
(Duo starts his second bench)
Heero: Struggling
Duo: Uuuuuuughghghghgghhhhhhhh
(Duo doesn't lift it all the way and he drops it)
Quatre: Oooooouuuuuuuccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Heero: I think he's in pain how about you Duo
Duo: Couldn't have hurt that much it's only 700 lbs.
Quatre: My toe is purple... Heeeeeeelllllllppppppp mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Trowa: I think we should call an ambulance
Heero: Yeah I guess, but its not that serious
Quatre: I'm probably going to have to amputate my toe
Duo: So... Your point
Quatre: I'll sue you Duo
Duo: Did anyone see this
Heero: No
Trowa: No
Wufei: Nope
Quatre: You back biters
Duo: Sorry
(They call an ambulance and Quatre goes to the hospital)
Heero: So where were we
Duo: You guys wanna try the bench press
Wufei: I have a confession
Trowa: This should be good
Wufei: Shut up Trowa... I am weak
Heero: Oh so mister I'm all that is weak
Duo: Hahhahahahahaha
Trowa: Hahahahahaha
Wufei: Have simpathy please
Heero: He's weak all right... He's begging for simpathy
(The others are still laughing)
(Wufei runs out of the buliding yelling... INJUSTICE)
Heero: Whoa... he's gotta be sugar high or something
Duo: So... you wanna bench press Trowa
Trowa: Nahh... I'll just watch
Duo: Ok
Heero: So what's next
Duo: Lets try curls
Heero: Ok lead the way
(They set up the curling bar)
Heero: Let's start out at 50 lbs.
Duo: Ok
(Duo and Heero both do 50 lbs.)
Heero: Lets raise it to 100
Duo: Ok
(Duo struggles with the weight and doesn't succeed)
Duo: Wowzers... I couldn't do it
Heero: What did you just say
Duo: I said
(Interrupting)
Heero: I know what you said shut up
Trowa: That was wierd
Heero: Really
(After there all done lifting weights they decide too go to the hospital)
Duo: Excuse me
Nurse: Yes
Duo: Do you know where a patient named Quatre is
Nurse: Umm yeah... room 101
Duo: Thanks
(They go to Quatre's room to visit him)
Quatre: Hey everyone
Trowa: Hey Quatre
Heero: What did the doc say
Quatre: He said they will have to get rid of the toe
Duo: Well that sucks
Quatre: How'd you figure Duo
Duo: Well first of all
(Interrupting)
Quatre: That was a joke you idiot
Duo: Oh
Heero: Well anyway... You missed Wufei's secret
Quatre: What is that
Heero: He is weak
Quatre: No
Heero: Yes
Quatre: No
Heero: Yes
Heero: I said he was weak ok
Quatre: I know
Heero: So shut up
Duo: Well I hope your opperation goes well Quatre
Quatre: I'll sue you Duo
Duo: I'd like to see that
Heero: See ya later Quatre
(They all leave and go home... except Quatre)
The End
Duo: Hey Heero
Heero: What Duo
Duo: I bet I'm stronger than you
(Heero bursts out in laughter)
Heero: Hahahahaha....... Oh you were serious
Duo: Yeah, what did you think
Heero: I thought since we both knew that I'm stronger, that you were just making the best joke that I've ever heard
Duo: Well since you so confident we'll settle this at the gym
Heero: Good, and make sure you bring the rest of the gang along
Duo: Fine
Heero: Fine
(The next day outside the gym)
Heero: Hey Duo, I thought you were going to ditch
Duo: Yeah right
Heero: You usually ditch like the chicken wuss you are
Duo: Well that was in the past
Heero: Oh... Ok... Fine then
(Others walk up to the gym)
Duo: Glad you all could make
(Interrupting)
Wufei: Let's get this over with
Duo: Well excuse me, mister JUSTICE
Heero: What did you do Duo, did you fart or something
(Everyone laughs)
Duo: Shut up Heero
Heero: Make me... What's the matter chicken wuss
Duo: I'll prove myself in the gym, not with words
Heero: Hahahaha... Sticks and stones can break Duo's bones and words can make him piss in his pants
Wufei: Enough... both of you shut up... your all weak so can we get this over with
Heero: Ok let's go
(They walk in the gym)
Worker: Can I help you
Heero: Yes, five to the weight room please
Worker: Your member ship card please
Heero: Here you go
(She slides it through a machine)
Worker: Um I'm sorry, but your card expired 2 minutes ago
Heero: What did you say
Worker: I said your
(Interrupting)
Heero: I know what you said just please let us in
Worker: Sorry no can do
(Grabs here coller)
Heero: If you don't want to see the grooves of my fist in your forehead you'll let us in
Worker: Hehe, go right in sir
Heero: Thanks
Duo: That wasn't very polite
Heero: Shut up Duo
(They walk in the weight room)
Duo: So what do you want to do first
Heero: Hmmm let's do bench press first
Duo: Fine with me
Trowa: Same
Quatre: Same
Wufei: Same
(They set up the bench press)
Heero: Duo, you can go first ok
Duo: Very kind of you Heero, I accept
Heero (Thinking): Extra weight should do the trick
Duo: Would you put the weights to 400 please Heero
Heero: Sure thing Duo
Heero (Thinking): 500 should do it... Mwahahahhaha
(Duo starts to do the first bench)
Duo: Wow this is really heavy... uuggghghhhhhh
(Duo completes the first press)
Heero: What the
Duo: Surprised
Heero: Psshhh I could do that and more
Duo: Lets raise it 100 then
Heero: Fine
(Put more weight on and Heero starts his bench)
Heero: Uuuuuggghghhghghhhhhhh
(Heero completes his first bench)
Duo: Whoa
Heero: Suprised
Duo: Heh yeah riggghhhtttt... I could do that
(Duo starts his second bench)
Heero: Struggling
Duo: Uuuuuuughghghghgghhhhhhhh
(Duo doesn't lift it all the way and he drops it)
Quatre: Oooooouuuuuuuccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Heero: I think he's in pain how about you Duo
Duo: Couldn't have hurt that much it's only 700 lbs.
Quatre: My toe is purple... Heeeeeeelllllllppppppp mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Trowa: I think we should call an ambulance
Heero: Yeah I guess, but its not that serious
Quatre: I'm probably going to have to amputate my toe
Duo: So... Your point
Quatre: I'll sue you Duo
Duo: Did anyone see this
Heero: No
Trowa: No
Wufei: Nope
Quatre: You back biters
Duo: Sorry
(They call an ambulance and Quatre goes to the hospital)
Heero: So where were we
Duo: You guys wanna try the bench press
Wufei: I have a confession
Trowa: This should be good
Wufei: Shut up Trowa... I am weak
Heero: Oh so mister I'm all that is weak
Duo: Hahhahahahahaha
Trowa: Hahahahahaha
Wufei: Have simpathy please
Heero: He's weak all right... He's begging for simpathy
(The others are still laughing)
(Wufei runs out of the buliding yelling... INJUSTICE)
Heero: Whoa... he's gotta be sugar high or something
Duo: So... you wanna bench press Trowa
Trowa: Nahh... I'll just watch
Duo: Ok
Heero: So what's next
Duo: Lets try curls
Heero: Ok lead the way
(They set up the curling bar)
Heero: Let's start out at 50 lbs.
Duo: Ok
(Duo and Heero both do 50 lbs.)
Heero: Lets raise it to 100
Duo: Ok
(Duo struggles with the weight and doesn't succeed)
Duo: Wowzers... I couldn't do it
Heero: What did you just say
Duo: I said
(Interrupting)
Heero: I know what you said shut up
Trowa: That was wierd
Heero: Really
(After there all done lifting weights they decide too go to the hospital)
Duo: Excuse me
Nurse: Yes
Duo: Do you know where a patient named Quatre is
Nurse: Umm yeah... room 101
Duo: Thanks
(They go to Quatre's room to visit him)
Quatre: Hey everyone
Trowa: Hey Quatre
Heero: What did the doc say
Quatre: He said they will have to get rid of the toe
Duo: Well that sucks
Quatre: How'd you figure Duo
Duo: Well first of all
(Interrupting)
Quatre: That was a joke you idiot
Duo: Oh
Heero: Well anyway... You missed Wufei's secret
Quatre: What is that
Heero: He is weak
Quatre: No
Heero: Yes
Quatre: No
Heero: Yes
Heero: I said he was weak ok
Quatre: I know
Heero: So shut up
Duo: Well I hope your opperation goes well Quatre
Quatre: I'll sue you Duo
Duo: I'd like to see that
Heero: See ya later Quatre
(They all leave and go home... except Quatre)
The End