Aloha! This is my 4th fic, in two weeks! Gods I'm fast! Not as fast as Atlanta though which you will all too soon find out! This is my first AxA and in Archie perspective! Yay! And btw, I'm working on top a 30 review mark on my story "Wake up Living", so help a writer out! RxR! Love you all!

Hey, btw, this idea came to me, "While I was Sleeping"! Ha, such a pun!

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I'm a nice enough person right? I'm not too harsh? Well I'm a bit afraid that Atlanta might think differently than I do, cuz she looked pretty, ahem, pretty mad at dinner tonight.

So we were all eating dinner tonight, right? That's pretty harmless, concidering that it was an absolutly awesome dinner by Athena. I swear that that goddess makes THE best chicken I've even eaten! So, right, back to the story Atlanta and Theresa hadn't came back yet, they were out somewhere I guess. But when they came in, oh I thought Atlanta was gonna explode!

She was in this miniskirt, which I'm guessing Theresa made her put on, and the look on her face was so priceless! Oh, man, there was no way I was just gonna let this oppertunie slide by with a reward! So I thought up a brilliant plan!

I said to her, "Hey, Atlanta!". She loooked at me kinda weirdly. Whats up with that?

So this previously mentioned skirt of Atlanta's, it was so frilly, it put like 30 pounds on her butt! Ugh, did I really get this idea while looking at her butt!? Eew!

So...I said to her, "Hey Atlanta!", then she spun around, and looked at me weirdly again. And I said "maybe you should start washing your skirts in slim fast, it might take a couple inches off your butt!" Then I laughed.

Ok, so looking back it was maybe a tad harsh, but I really didn't think she'd react the way she did. I thought she'd laugh her sarcastic laugh and punch me in the arm, I love that laugh! But boy was I wrong!

She started to tear up! Oh my god, I did NOT prepare for that! She finished her dinner quickly and soundlessly, not even a come back! (NA Not yet, wink wink!) Then she disapeared from the table, into her room, for the rest of the night.

God, you know, I never would have done that if I thought she'd do that! Seriously, I lo-, not so harsh to do that! Well it's kinda late for appoligy's now, so I catch her in the morning.

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(We're out of Archie's head now)

Archie got out of his bed that morning. He walked over to his dresser, and opened the underwear drawer. He shook out a pair of underwear, to see that a large cloud of dust came out! He had an incredible rage then, and he used it to wake everyone in the house, and bring them to his bedroom.

"What is it Archie" Jay asked over the noise.

"WHO PUT BABY POWDER IN MY UNDERWEAR!" Archie yelled.

It was then that Atlanta let out a large laugh that she had obviously been holding in.

"It's not baby powder," she laughed.

"It's Miracle Grow!"

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ROFL! Oh my gosh! So this is my COTT spin on this classical joke/prank! I thought it was pretty funny, so...

Anyway RxR, cuz I really wanna know whatcha think!

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